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World 4-3: Anyone got the License Plate Number on that Barrel?
BGM: Palm Tree Grove (Donkey Kong Country Returns)
"Why do I have this strangest feeling that something incredibly powerful just woke up?" Ruby asked as they were walking.
"Huh?" Blake looked at her. "That was weird, coming from you."
"I know, but I can't shake that feeling." Ruby shrugged. "Maybe I'm still pumped up from that humongous Piranha Plant fight."
Blake shrugged. "Maybe, but what I want to know is how the hell that Koopa thing could easily make a plant breathe fire."
"What was his name again?" Ruby asked. "Was it… Kamen… Rider…? Karma…?"
"Kamek." Blake corrected.
"Thank you! He could be a wizard."
"Probably… never seen plants do that. Then again, I never saw one with razor sharp teeth." Blake said.
"To be fair, I never saw a monkey with a jetpack with peanut popguns." Ruby said.
"So, how'd you meet Donkey Kong?"
"Well, I woke up on his bed… I'm assuming it was his bed, I saw this book and as soon as I read it, he just appeared out of thin air. I imagine he was watching me this whole time… creepy stalker…" Ruby muttered. "So, how about that little monkey?"
"He found me taking on some Grimm and he guided me through the jungle and I met you and Donkey Kong."
"Nice." Ruby grinned as the four of them kept walking until Donkey Kong spotted a certain barrel as he grinned and in his own language, talked to Diddy as he smiled as they both looked at the girls, pointing them to the barrel.
"Um… that's a nice barrel…" Blake said as they walked over to it and looked inside it.
"I don't understand… are there any bananas in here? Because I'm not seeing any." Ruby said.
"It's just an empty barrel... floating in mid-air for some reason."
Donkey Kong and Diddy looked at each other and nodded with a sly grin and as soon as they got behind the girls, they basically shoved them in there.
End BGM
"OOOF!" Blake exclaimed.
"Hey! What's the big idea?! I can't breathe!"
Donkey Kong grinned while Diddy Kong covered his ears… and then, the barrel shot them out, with both of them screaming.
BGM: Rocket Barrel Medley (Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze)
Diddy Kong clapped and did a little dance as the two Kongs looked at each other and nodded as they hopped on in, and then the Rocket Barrel shot them as they were both screaming in joy…
But as for the girls, they were screaming anything BUT joy… mostly in terror.
They kept screaming with fear in their eyes as Ruby mostly had a "WE'RE GONNA DIE!" look in her eyes as they kept going into another barrel, screaming all the way while taking down some Fly Guys, Kritters, Paragoombas, some Ursas… basically everything that got in their way.
"I CAN'T LOOK!" Ruby closed her eyes as Blake was pretty much terrified to not close her eyes.
Somewhere along the way…
"Ugh, I don't know where we are in this god forsaken jungle, but I just know that we won't find Ruby and Blake!"
"Oh, I'm sure we'll be able to find them."
"Easy for you to say! We're never going to find the-… Yang, do you hear something?"
"Um…"
Yang closed her eyes, listening for something. "…Yeah, I do… it's coming from that direction."
The two of them looked at the general direction, seeing a blur coming over to them… and the blur was coming incredibly fast.
"Is that…?" Weiss wondered before the two were suddenly knocked down by Ruby and Blake… and the two just kept on going.
"Ruby… Blake…?" Yang groaned as the two girls kept screaming before they hit the dirt and left a skid mark that took down several unsuspecting Kritters… and it went on for a couple miles.
End BGM
The two of them followed the trail until they saw the two on the ground with their power-ups surprisingly still active, both of them groaning.
"Uuugh… anyone got the license plate number on that barrel…?" Ruby asked as Blake got up and quickly ran over to a bush in order to throw up, and Ruby pretty much did the same thing on another bush.
"Ugh… no more bananas for me, thank you…" Blake complained.
"Ruby! Blake!" Yang happily hugged the two. "We were so worried about you!"
"Thanks…" Ruby said, her stomach still rumbling a little.
It was then that Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong landed, as Yang and Weiss immediately got into position with their weapons out.
"Wait!" Ruby got between them. "They're friendly! They helped us go through this jungle!"
"…These two hairy buffoons…?" Weiss asked.
"Yes!"
"…Okay…" Weiss put Myrtenaster away. "I suppose we can thank you for that."
Donkey Kong smiled and talked in his ape language.
"What's he saying?" Yang asked.
"He's saying that he's thankful that bananas can be used in fruit cake." Ruby said, causing Diddy to facepalm at this while Donkey Kong sighed.
"Riiiight, so… let's keep going then. In fact, I think we're at the castle already." Yang said as they looked at the castle in front of them, as Donkey Kong and Diddy let out of a low growl as they proceeded to go forward.
World 4-4: A Crocodile on Steroids
As they proceeded to walk through the castle, they couldn't help but notice a lot of paintings of King K. Rool looking his best and his many appearances and outfits… but one they couldn't help but really take notice is the fact that he was holding a Baseball Bat in one of the photos.
"So he's a fan of baseball?" Ruby wondered as they proceeded to go through the hallways while dealing with a lot of Kritters in the process, noticing a photo of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong beating the crap out of K. Rool.
It was then that they walked into another room where they noticed a humongous crocodile wearing a crown sitting on his throne.
"Hmm? Come to fight me once again because my men were in your jungle again? But wait, I don't seem to recall seeing you four before. Who are you?"
"We're team RWBY." Ruby said. "I'm Ru-"
"Team RWBY? You named your team after a diamond?"
"…Well, not exactly, bu-"
"No matter, y'all came into my castle… and I will make sure to get rid of all of you! I've been trying to get rid of these Kongs for years and this will be the day I do it… plus getting rid of you four will be an added bonus!"
"We'll see about that… mister…"
"King K. Rool, your demise!"
"Well, bring it on then!" Yang smirked as the six of them got ready for battle.
BGM: King K. Rool Battle (Donkey Kong 64)
King K. Rool smirked and then lifted his crown and then threw it, but then he snapped his fingers as cannonballs rained from the ceiling, forcing them to take cover, then K. Rool ran over and slammed into them, elbowing them in the process.
Diddy Kong aimed his Peanut Popguns and shot him while Donkey Kong swung his arm repeatedly as team RWBY ran over and attacked him, but he jumped up and slammed on the ground, knocking them all away as Donkey Kong ran over and used Giant Punch to knock him away.
"Hmph!" K. Rool suddenly brought out a shotgun. "Say hello to my little friend!" He exclaimed and shot out several cannonballs out of it as they dodged while Yang proceeded to punch one back and it went back into the shotgun, causing it to exploded and he coughed out smoke.
"Gotcha!" Yang smirked.
K. Rool shook out the soot off of him. "Tch, lucky hit!" He growled as he threw his crown at them before proceeding to ram into them but Ruby jumped back and used her speed semblance after getting a running start, hitting straight through him as he turned around and backhanded her to a wall, then got bombarded with icicles and a hammer from Blake, then Ruby threw her scythe before summoning it after it smacked into K. Rool.
"Get a load of this!" He said, snapping his fingers as cannonballs rained from the ceiling again, but suddenly, he brought out a bat. "Batter up!" He exclaimed, swinging it and smacking it into Blake and Ruby, causing them to lose their power-ups before Yang and Donkey Kong punched the cannonballs back to him, but he swing the bat and caused the cannonballs to nearly knock them out but luckily they ducked as one of the cannonballs hit an invisible ? block and a Propeller Mushroom came flying out as Yang spotted that.
"I got it!" Yang said as she jumped up and grabbed it before absorbing it as they all saw her transforming.
Yang is now wearing a gold flight suit and helmet that has her symbol on the sides in black. The propeller itself is the same color as her eyes. On her feet are brown boots with orange soles. Ember Celica is still on her wrists and her fingerless gloves are still black.
Speaking of Ember Celica, they now have propellers that seem to be folding downwards as they all looked at her in surprise… before getting into a fighting position and quickly running and then using a lunging punch that smacked him in the gut and sent him flying into a wall. "OOOF!"
"Whoa…" Ruby said in amazement.
"How do you like THAT?" Yang asked.
End BGM
K. Rool shook his head out of his daze. "Well! If it's a boxing match you want…" He snapped his fingers as lights suddenly turned on and then a boxing ring rose from the ground. "Then it's a boxing match you'll get!"
"Yang, you sure about this?" Weiss asked.
"Of course… he's going to deserve it." Yang said, cracking her knuckles as a whole stadium appeared in the middle of the room as the two got in the corners.
"Ladies and gentleman! Today, we have a most interesting match! In the red corner, we have one of the most top heavy blonde human I have ever seen in my life!" A Kritter exclaimed.
"EXCUSE ME?!" Yang yelled.
"Oh… here we go…" Ruby sighed.
"And in the blue corner, we have the defending champion, King K. Rool!"
King K. Rool did a pose with his boxing gloves. "Yeah! THANK YOU!"
He then glared at Yang. "Once I am through with you, then maybe… just maybe I can finally get some recognition that I deserve and be in that freakin' tournament! Can you believe they accepted a dog that chases ducks of all things?!"
"I don't know what you mean by 'tournament', but I'm going to take you down!" Yang declared.
"We'll see about that!"
"Ladies and gentleman… ice queens not included…"
"Hey!" Weiss exclaimed in offense.
"Kritters of all ages! LEEEET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUMBLE!"
BGM: Minor Circuit Remix (Super Smash Bros for Wii U)
Yang and K. Rool both glared at each other before pulling up their fists as they ran over and punched each other, both of their fists colliding into each other and creating a small shockwave before Yang jumped back and jumped up in the air, and used a lunging punch to knock him in the head and creating a shockwave.
K. Rool smirked and jumped in the air to try to knock her down with a shockwave of his own but Yang dodged every shockwave thrown at her, but then K. Rool punched her in the gut and used an uppercut to knock her in the air and then K. Rool jumped up and body slammed into her.
K. Rool then got up and then cheered loudly, doing a few poses as the crowd went wild, but Yang got up, wiping the blood from her mouth and growled as she ran over and punched him until she used an uppercut, similar to Ryu's Shoryuken before punching him in the gut repeatedly.
"Why you…!" K. Rool growled as he opened up his arms and tried to smack them into Yang's head to try and make her ears ring, but Yang ducked and used another uppercut before punching him in the face to knock him into the ropes, which he used to his advantage and ran over and slammed into her again, knocking her to the ropes and then sucker punched her down.
K. Rool laughed as he looked into the crowd and the crowd went wild again as he did several poses, but then Yang got up, still not down and out yet as she looked at the ropes and smirked as she pressed against it and kept backing up with a smirk as she then whistled to grab his attention, then she launched forward and smacked into him to knock him down as she then jumped on the corners of the stage as she did a pose as her team and the Kongs went wild while the rest of the audience booed her.
Yang didn't care though as she jumped up as K. Rool groaned… and then she landed on top of his gut… elbow first as he had a pained expression on him and then he kicked her off of him and wound up a punch and punched her, but she ducked and used an uppercut to knock him down as he got back up, looking rather weak.
"I will get into that tournament… I've sent millions of invitations asking if I could join!"
"I don't care what tournament you're talking about… but I do know one thing!" Yang said as she ran over and punched him repeatedly before punching him in the head to daze him. "I do know… THAT YOUR INVITATION IS… NULL…"
Punch!
"AND!"
Another punch!
"VOID!"
She pulled back her fist and did an amazing Propeller Uppercut to knock him straight out of the castle. (Think Ryu's Shin Shoryuken, but a Propeller Assisted Spinning Jumping Uppercut… to the gut.)
King K. Rool screamed all the way up as he soon disappeared in the sky… as a star shined brightly into the sky.
End BGM
"Hmph. Take that." Yang said as the Kritters jawdropped at this before Yang looked at all the Kritters. "…Boo."
The Kritters screamed as they all quickly evacuated the castle and the jungle as well.
"That's what I thought." Yang chuckled.
"Yang… that was amazing!" Ruby grinned.
"Thanks… I basically just took him out with a Yang." She smiled.
In another universe for some reason...
"GOD DAMMIT BARB!"
"Whoa! Where did that come from, Simmons?"
"I don't know, Grif, and I don't want to know."
Back with RWBY and the Kongs...
"Uuugh…" Weiss groaned as they walked away.
"What? Oh come on, it was a good pun!" Yang said as she went after them before noticing some cannonballs in the room as she picked them up and punched them out of the castle one by one.
With the Shy Guys…
"Are the Bullet Bills and Banzai Bills locked and loaded?" A Commander asked.
"Yes!"
"Alright, let's destroy this forest!"
"Sir, look!" A Shy Guy pointed to see several cannonballs raining from the sky… and they stuck into the Banzai Bill Blasters… and one by one, they all exploded which also took out the engines of the ships.
"WHAT IN BLAZES JUST HAPPENED?!" Commander Guy asked.
"I don't know, but we're going down! MAYDAY! MAAAAAAAAAYDAAAAAY!"
"ABANDON SHIP!"
With General Guy…
"Hmm? Did it get dark all of a sudden?" General Guy asked as he looked up to see several airships coming down right on top of him. "…Oh, son of a-"
There was a huge explosion that was heard throughout the jungle as Team RWBY and the Kongs heard it before shrugging it off.
"Uuugh…" General Guy groaned as the smoke cleared. "Anyone got the license plate number on that airship…?"
"I can't feel my face…" A Shy Guy groaned.
General Guy picked up the Walkie-Talkie. "Hey… Lord Bowser… you're down a few airships…" He said before passing out. "Ooogh… we'll get 'em next time…"
With Bowser…
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M DOWN A FEW AIRSHIPS?! TELL ME!" Bowser yelled. "DO YOU MEAN TO SAY TEAM RWBY DESTROYED MY AIRSHIPS THAT EASILY?!"
"Huh, they're more determined than we thought." Kamek said. "Could've sworn I gave Naval Piranha the upper edge…"
Bowser growled. "…So… what's after DK Jungle…" He asked.
"Sherbert Land is just a few miles from there, sir." Hammer Bro said.
"And who do we have there?"
"The Crystal King, sir."
"Then he better do a damn good job on freezing them solid!"
Back with RWBY…
"Well, we'll see you later." Ruby said as they got out of the jungle as Donkey Kong and Diddy waved them goodbye as they kept walking and seeing a sign up ahead.
"Sherbert Land, five miles from here." Blake read.
"And now I'm suddenly in the mood for ice cream." Ruby said.
"Well, we'll probably find an ice cream stand there. Come on." Yang said as they walked forward, unaware of the frozen tundra that awaited them…
With K. Rool…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" K. Rool landed in front of a mansion. "Ooogh…" He groaned and then saw it in front of him. "Oh… at long last… the Smash Mansion…!" He said before collapsing from the pain as a woman walked by and saw him.
"Tsk, never thought I'd see an alligator here." She said and kept walking until she knocked on the door.
"Ah! Bayonetta, we were expecting you! As you can tell, you won the Smash Ballot."
"WHAT?!" K. Rool yelled, as they could hear his heart breaking.
"Of course. I received the message." She smiled. "So… what's with him?"
"Hmm? Oh don't mind him; he's just a mindless Smash fan THAT HAS NO REASON OF BEING HERE! Anyway, we'll take good care of him. Have you heard of someone named Corrin?"
"No."
"Well, you're going to meet him along with everyone else! Come in! Unfortunately, the Mario crew aren't here at the moment, but you'll definitely meet them for sure… oh, and you are definitely going to love these two angels and a goddess."
"I've been… replaced… with that witch…?" K. Rool asked as tears ran through his cheeks before crying loudly.
Somewhere in Remnant…
"Let's see… what to do…" A man wondered as he heard footsteps, turning to see the same woman that talked with Bowser earlier. "Oh, where the hell have you been?"
"I've been talking with someone in the Mushroom Kingdom."
"Mushroom Kingdom? I thought it was just a myth."
"No, it isn't. A few certain friends of yours are trying to stop him." She said and explained what's going on.
"This Bowser fellow sounds all too familiar…" He chuckled. "Sure… I'll come along for the ride. Where are they at now?"
"They're going to a place called Sherbert Land. Do everything you can to stop them."
"Will do." He smirked. "Hey Neo! Let's go!"
Meanwhile, at Cheep Cheep Lagoon…
A few crabs wandered around before a hand burst out of the water, causing them to panic and scurry away as Dry Bowser came out of the water and growled deeply. "At long last… I have made my triumphant return… and the Mushroom Kingdom… WILL FALL!"
Poor K. Rool...