The Lost Continent's Grass Gets Eaten
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Tsunami: hah! I win again!
Chameleon: aaaaaarrrrggggghhhh!
Tsunami: Oh, YA' WANNA GO?
Slimshady: Captain, excuse me… but… we've spotted land.
Tsunami: LAND?! *explodes*
LATER
Starflight: well, there's 2 boats down. Looks like we're going to have to carry Tsunami's crew as well.
Fatespeaker: yeah, well. AUH!
Starflight: what? What happened?
Fatespeaker: I feel like… I don't know. I feel like in an alternate dimension, someone made a bad pun and I ate a tree.
Starflight: believable. Let's stop this conversation now to prevent a crossover.
Fatespeaker: yes, please. AUH!
LATER
Clay: Anchors aweigh!
Nautilus: I can't believe we've actually found it!
Clay: just looking at that delicious grass makes captain Crunch want to CRUNCH IT UP.
Everyone: *steps onto ground* aaaaaaaahhhhh, land.
Clay: I believe, at this moment of triumph, that we shall crown Starflight and Fatespeaker king and queen of Pyrrhians, for it was they who came up with the fated idea of eating grass.
Fatespeaker: king and queen. Told ya' Starflight. AUH!
Starflight: wow… just… wow… look at all the GRASS! *eats talonfulls of grass right off the ground* aaaahhhh. It's been a while.
Riptide: FILL MY MOUTH WITH THAT THICK SWEET GRASS!
Everyone: *eats an excessive amount of grass*
Tsunami: back to the old grind, eh?
Turtle: yes. *eat some grass, then through a pile into peril's mouth*
Peril: never have I ever had such joy in my life.
Starflight: huh. Looks like I was wrong.
Queen Ruby: Yeah. I was almost sure…
Peril: Don't you think so to Clay? *Creepy smile*
Clay: *Captain Crunching some grass* yesh.
Queen Ruby: nevermind.
Six-Claws: hey, a trail of grass! *eats and follows it*
Snoop Dogg: this is grass is good as s-
Cattail: This grass is better than cows!
Six-Claws: EURIKA!
Starflight: what, what is it?
Six-Claws: it's a teleporter!
Tsunami: we can teleport ANYWHERE and eat grass!
Clay: but no grass shall go to waste! First we have to eat all the grass on this continent!
Tsunami: aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnddd…. BREAK!
5 minutes later
Fatespeaker: so where should we go?
Sunny: to the-
Starflight: to all the islands!
Sunny: to the-
Tsunami: underwater!
Sunny: to the-
Glory: planet earth!
Sunny: to the-
Clay: what's a "planet earth"? We should obviously go to Oz!
Sunny: TO THE MOONS!
Peril: how will we breathe?
Darkstalker: Oh, I can fix that. * enchants everyone to be able to breathe in space*
Six-Claws: then off we go…
TO BE CONTINUED!
The Moon(s) were suggested by Fanfiction user
Prime Minister of Pears
(The only other person to comment on this story as of now)
Again, I will continue and stop at your demand, after the moons.