3 MOONS!

I do NOT own Wings of Fire

I do NOT own any of the characters

The Moons were suggested by Fanfiction user Prime Minister of Pears.

Starflight: wait, wait, guys, I don't think there will be grass on the moon.

Sunny: well, why not?

Starflight: because LOOK AT THEM.

Sunny: *looking at moons* Maybe there is grass on the other side?

Tsunami: yeah! Why do you have to be NEGATIVE, Starflight?

Starflight: because 2 of my friends don't know how the moons work.

Clay: what do you mean, work?

Six-Claws: well, we have all the resources. We should go to the moons to at least check, and even if there isn't any grass, we'll make more history anyway.

Fatespeaker: yeah! Let's go now!

Six-Claws: aright then! *activates Fast Travel button*

Everyone: *lands on moon no1*

Starflight: no grass here.

Everyone: *lands on moon no2*

Fatespeaker: no grass here either.

Everyone: *lands on moon no3*

Sunny: hey guys! Look-

Tsunami: I can NOT believe there is no grass!

Sunny: NO. THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!

Tsunami: *looking afraid* ooooooookay then. What is it, Sunny?

Sunny: a time capsule left by Darkstalker!

Everyone: *looking at Darkstalker*

Darkstalker: why am I looking at myself?

Tsunami: can you EXPLAIN why you didn't tell us earlier?

Darkstalker: hey, you think remembering stuff at 75 is hard? Try 2,000.

Clay: heh heh. That's the number of cows I've eaten.

Starflight: then what's the number of blades of grass?

Clay: heheheh. An easy 5,000,000,000,000.

Everyone: *looks surprised*

Starflight: wait, why did Clay look surprised Mr. Author person?

Me: NOT AGAIN. *build back the 4th wall*

Sunny: GASP! In the capsule… is GRASS!

Everyone: *chanting* GRASS! GRASS! GRASS! *eats the grass* aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

Darkstalker: OH NO! That grass… It was enchanted!

Turtle: WHAT DID IT DO?

Moon: oh no…

Winter: we all have to talk so that people don't forget we're here.

Kinkajou: YEAH!

Qibli: I thought you IceWing aristocrats were superior to everyone else, though!

Winter: *grumbles*

Peril: um, hey guys? Shouldn't we like, find out what the enchantment was?

Darkstalker: yes, yes, it was that the consumers would die on contact.

Tsunami: WHAT?

Starflight: and why did you put it in a time capsule on the moon?

Darkstalker: DON'T QUESTION ME!

Starflight: *backs away slowly*

Darkstalker: this anger… this power… it reminds me… of revenge.

Chameleon: REVENGE!

Sunny: WAIT!

Everyone (but Sunny): WHAT?

Sunny: we aren't all dead yet.

Darkstalker: ah, so I must be remembering wrong. RIGHT! I enchanted the 3rd moon so that everyone who touches it dies after being in a chapter of a fanfiction called "3 Moons!" will die after they got onto the second page, typing software perspective wise.

Everyone: *dies*

Darkstalker: wait, shouldn't I be alive?

Fathom: *comes through portal to afterlife* uh… *puts sleep bracelet on Darkstalker*

Everyone: *dead/asleep*

Me: dang! Now I have to put the rating up to K+ or T because of this.

Everyone: *revives/wakes up*

Tsunami: I don't know! 5 year olds probably won't ever read this anyway, partially because Kindergartners probably shouldn't read this book series anyway, even though it can be marketed as "children's book."

Me: uuuuh… *disappears*

Everyone (but Tsunami): *looks at Tsunami like she's crazy*

Tsunami: … I REGRET NOTHING! *throws smoke bomb and disappears*

Starflight:… … … she'll be back.