Alright, hey guys! I decided to do a collab with JustRandom119, so he will be typing the actual story. I can't do Hyrule because believe it or not, I (nor JustRandom) have never played a Zelda game. (Sorry) and I can't do Doctor Who either because the cast of my story already have a fast-travel type thing. The Prime Minister of the Pears already has a place(s) on this story, and JustRandom chose alternate dimension. (This chapter will probably be darker than the rest, considering the author.) AND here we go…
*One fine day at Jade Mountain Academy.*
Tsunami: I'm still mad about the convenience of some of this stuff. Like how Glory and Deathbringer just appeared for the sake of story.
Glory: I appeared to make you guys wonder about ships because Deathy and I are pretty much canon.
Clay: Yeah. I just realized I have deep, passionate love for Peril.
Tsunami: Oh look, Riptide just appeared as well.
Riptide: Oh I didn't appear like Glory did. I was waiting in your closet.
Starflight: And I looovee Faaatesspeeakerr and she totaaalyyy diidnnn't drrrrrugg meee.
Fatespeaker: *Smiles awkwardly.*
Clay: WELP. Looks like it's gonna be one of those really poorly made character x character stories, with random characters appearing out of nowhere.
Tsunami: Who's your ship Sunny? *Smiles creepily.*
Sunny: I don't have a ship. My ship is grass!
Clay: Yes, grass is bae, but this is either really cringe worthy character pairings, or a parody of stuff like that, so tell us who you like.
Sunny: I-I-I I'VE HAD ENOUGH! *takes out random gun* THE SHIPPING ENDS HERE. *fires*
Slim Shady: It appears a hole has been excavated through my cranium. *dies.*
Sunny: Oh no! I killed Slim Shady!
Glory: All this mocking of fandoms has distracted me from the true purpose of this story. Eating Grass!
Starflight: I'm suddenly un-drugged for some reason and look, where Slim Shady stood, a portal has opened!
Portal: *Gives off vibes of darkness and death.*
Clay: Let's go in! Maybe there's grass!
All the characters that have been in the story so far: Grass! Grass! Grass! *goes in.*
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Sunny: Where are we?
Darkstalker: It appears we are in an alternate universe.
Sunny: Wait, wait, wait. How does Slim Shady's death open a portal to an alternate dimension?
Moon: The mysteries of a one-time use character are unanswerable.
Tsunami: GRASS!
Qibli: WHERE?
Starflight: THOSE SCAVENGERS ARE PLAYING A GAME ON IT!
Tsunami: OUTA MY WAY! *Pushes over girl with baseball bat.*
Scavenger Girl: HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! WHEN I'M HEAD OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL, I CAN GIVE YOU DETENTION!
Tsunami: I LIKE YOUR STYLE GIRL! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Girl: MY NAME IS TSUNAMI!
Starflight: Oh. We're in a high-school AU.
Turtle: This grass tastes funny.
Clay: It does. It doesn't make me feel reborn as the other grass did.
Fatespeaker: This grass is the best so far! It's so good, the sky has turned into rainbows and the scavengers are riding crocodiles as the world shifts underneath me. The grass in this alternate dimension is amazing!
Scavenger Starflight: There's the weed killer.
Fatespeaker: Weed killer? *dies*
Sunny: We should-
Starflight: Are you blind too?
Scavenger Starflight: Yeah. One day I woke up with lava on my face.
Starflight: …
Winter: SO since we're all going to die. *Picks up Moon.* I always loved you!
Moon: *Looks terrified.*
Sunny: Guys we gotta-
Glory: So what am I here?
Scavenger Deathbringer: Oh you're head of some council.
Sunny: We have to-
Clay: This grass tastes funny, but I'm starting to see what Fatespeaker was talking about. Tsunami is looking more pink than normal.
Scavenger Clay: Are you eating grass? I told my friends I wasn't crazy when I was doing it.
Clay: IKR! Grass is amazing!
Sunny: EERRRRHGGHHH-
Tsunami: So even in this world, I don't get to be queen?
Scavenger Tsunami: I know! It's so frustrating! How can I become queen when all these countries keep electing presidents?
Sunny: DEATH IS COMIN-
Darkstalker: What am I in this world?
Sunny: THE GRASS WAS POISONOUS AND NOW WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AGAIN!
Tsunami: Oh, silly little Sunny and her little fantasies. *drops dead.*
Clay: Well how about that!
Peril: TURTLE YOU KILLED ME BY FEEDING ME GRASS!
Darkstalker: Well, at least I can't die. *Still somehow dies.*
Glory: The writer is a madman!
Deathbringer: I don't think it's the same guy!
Sunny: That's it! *Breaks fourth wall*
Me: Whoa. That's not normal.
Sunny: Writer, you gotta bring us back in time to before we ate the grass!
Me: No can do. I have to find a quick way to end this. I got chicken nuggets to eat.
Sunny: I'll give you a peanut butter cup.
Me: Deal.
Gotta rewind this, hold on. I mean, it's a peanut butter cup, guys.
Sunny: I-I-I I'VE HAD ENOUGH! *takes out random gun* THE SHIPPING ENDS HERE. *fires*
Slim Shady: *Dodges the bullet Matrix style.*
Clay: Phew. He didn't die. Let's all agree, to never go to that dimension ever again.
Tsunami: I'm gonna go find whoever suggested we go there and give them a piece of my mind.
Winter: *Looks at Moon* Hey, about that thing I said earlier…
Moon: *runs off screaming into the sunset.*
Winter: *Gets all black and white like an old movie.* My one true love has left me. *Big letters that say "THE END" come up.*
Well that was fun. JustRandom played his part well, although I'm kinda mad at Sunny for re-breaking the fourth wall. (I just got it fixed) Oh, and the AU was suggested by Spark the Rain-NightWing. Btw, dude (or… dudet? Do people still say that? Did people ever say that?) you'd better watch out because Tsunami will come for you if I don't fix the fourth wall soon. OH WAIT TSUNAMI NO-