EPISODE 5: THE ROCKY HORROR GLEE SHOW
"It all started a week ago," Will thought as he plucked his wedgie deep within his crack.
"Emma, your crust is on your sandwich. You never forget to take it off," Will noticed.
"Oh wow, I must've forgotten. Carl and I had the most amazing weekend. We went to go see Rocky Horror at the theatre," Emma smiled.
"But isn't that place disgusting?" Will asked.
"Yes. But we were having so much fun that I didn't care," Emma laughed.
Will began to grow jealous. He had a find a way to reconnect with Emma. That's it!
"You know, it's sooooo funny that you love Rocky Horror because I love it too. In fact, I chose that for this year's school musical," Will invented.
"Oh you did? Isn't that a little inappropriate?" Emma wondered.
"I'll just make some edits," Will brushed off.
-GLEE-
"I have no idea what's going on in this script and it's not in a cool inception kind of way," Finn admitted as he read lines with Rachel in the auditorum.
"Just try okay," Rachel tried comforting Finn. "So then they take off our wet clothes, and we do the rest of the scene in our underwear."
"Wait…." Finn eyeing the script, "I'm in my tighty whities?"
"Yeah," Rachel responded.
"But, I can't be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty whities," Finn panicked. "They'll be able to see my whole business," Finn directed at his crotch.
"Come on, it'll be just like changing in the locker room," Rachel suggested.
"I wear boxers over my briefs," Finn reminded. "And I know I'm a big athlete and it's not manly or anything, but I'm kind of insecure about the way I look," Finn said shyly.
"Come on. You just have a different body type," Rachel explained. "I don't look like Brittany or Santana, but you still think I'm hot, right?"
"Yeah, of course," Finn answered.
"Then you're just gonna trust me when I say you're the hottest guy in school and you look great in your tighty whities," Rachel supported, hugging him.
Finn smiled back, but he still didn't feel completely at ease.
-GLEE-
"Damn it Janet. Guys, Sue wants to talk to me. I trust you to practice. Rachel, keep everything in line." Will said, exiting the room.
"I can't wait till we see Finns man-boobs." Santana laughed fiercely. Her laugh was smug, and Finn looked at her annoyed.
"W-What?" I said. I could say anything else. Santana hit Finn in m
His most vulnerable place, aka his appearance.
"You ate a sloppy joe for lunch. You can get away with that, you're going to jiggle." Brittany said. Santana responded with a high five and a squeal-like laugh.
"That's incredibly rude." Rachel said, defending me.
"Maybe if you had a body like Trouty Mouth's I wouldn't. Well other than the mouth... And face." Santana said, poking at Sam, and sounding bitchy.
Sam grew red. He was sick of the mouth jokes. And he was sick of everyone beating upon each other because of their appearance. So he spoke up. "Why does it matter? Finns body is fine. Not perfect, but who's is?" He immediately saw Santana's bitchy exterior fade to a different one. It wasnt anything. Just, a blank face, Atleast he shut her up, he thought.
Finn looked at him as if to thank him. He didn't care if he was thanked. Finn and him had declared a friendship, and it seemed like it could work. So if he could work on keeping a friend and put Santana in her place, he'd go for it.
"Okay. So, me and Finn will perform." Rachel squealed, as she started the band.
When the song finished Will entered with an odd face. "What's wrong?" Artie asked.
"Sue's working on Rocky Horror with us..." He trailed off.
-GLEE-
"Hey Emma, can I talk to you for a sec?" Will asked, passing by her office.
"Yeah, sure. What's up?" She responded.
"Listen, I'd hate to overstep my boundaries, but I need someone to find all these costumes and no one knows Rock Horror better than you," Will stated.
"Yes!" Emma squeaked. "I'll do it!"
Will smiled, "Great."
-GLEE-you
Carl had just performed 'Saturday Night.' He killed it too, even Emma thought so. So as Will looked at him he plastered on a smile. "We found our Eddie." he said weakly.
"No. I cut Eddie in my rewrites." Sue said gawking at Carl.
"Play Frank N' Furter. You could do it." Will suggested.
Carl threw his hands up and shook his head. Sure he wore a thong at the gym that one day, but he didn't wear dresses. So he came up with the best excuse he could. "No. That would require me to dance up on the students. It's in inappropriate."
"We still need a Frank N' Furter, though." Will said sitting in his chair.
"Actually Mr. Schue. I want to do it. When I was in Juvie I realized one day I could spend my entire life there. So I figure, I want to do a lead before then." Puck stepped up. The entire glee club clapped for him. Maybe he'd wear a dress and high heels, but he could even make that manly.
"Hello Frank N' Furter." Will smiled, high diving his student.
-GLEE-you
During every musical there is one thing that happens, dress rehearsal. There weren't enough dressing rooms for everyone, so being the newbie, Sam had to share. So Puck stepped up, hoping he'd look like a gentleman.
Sam was a little uncomfortable getting changed in the same room as Puck. Even in the lockerroom he waited until everyone was gone. Mostly because of the teasing about his bikini briefs at his old school. He wasn't sure if Puck would tease him or not, no matter the answer he wouldn't let him know. So he slipped both pairs off simultaneously. Standing completely naked, he picked up the gold mankini and held it in the air. "God this looks really small!" he mumbled.
"What?" Puck asked as he turned around. He looked at Sam's glutes and his buttocks, both as toned as muscular as a high schooler could have. Puck looked away in an instant. "Dude!"
"I told you to turn around when I said so!" Sam said as he slipped the mankini on. He felt as if he was wearing his bikini briefs, but smaller. "Do these look small, I feel uncomfortable in these. I'm afraid I might show of some nuttage..."
Puck cocked his head and let out a slight laugh. "I'd be afraid of showing off some buttage." Sam chuckled along as he saw Puck strip to his Luigi Briefs. "I could be wearing that, it could be more embarrassing."
"At least mine don't ride up." Puck said.
He was hinting at something, but he wasn't quite sure what. He was thinking a wedgie, and he would be proven right. "What?" he asked.
"Wedgie!" Puck yelled. He grabbed the tight golden material and pulled it up. Sam knew in that moment Finn was right, every wedgie just gets worse than the last. He felt the intense pain of the squeezing and tightness in his ass. It was more intense than before. "Stop! Please!" Sam begged. Next he felt the material crush his manhood in the most unpleasant way. He held his ands to his groin, and finally Puck let go. He pulled out the wedgie, and it was a challenge due to the tightness of the material.
He glared at Puck laughing in only his Luigi Briefs. He looked smug, and Sa did want revenge for him starting the whole 'Trouty Mouth' thing. So, he decided to grab onto the white waistband, and a bit of the green fabric underneath.
Puck let out a sharp moan as he felt the same pain Sam just endured. After about 7 tugs, the material scraped his neck. And now he could see his butt. He wasn't looking through, he was busy laughing at the wedgie. When he let go he felt as if he was going to get hit, but only for a moment.
Puck began to chuckle. Sams eyebrows raised high when he heard this. "Dude. At first I thought you were gonna get pissed. That wedgie was playful, sometimes I do it to
My friends and they get mad. You are cooler than I thought." Puck explained. "Now, I gotta get on my dress."
Sam chuckled, and he ended up chuckling harder when he saw Puck in the outfit. Picks tan, an muscular legs sat atop a pair of red heels. His thighs were met by a skimpy black dress. It had puffy sleeves, and was made of leather. He looked like a true transvestite. His red lips stood out on his face, and his eyeshadow looked so un-natural.
"So, how do I look as a girl?" Puck asked.
Through his laughter he spoke. "Beautiful." Obviously he wasn't serious, but Puck knew. So Sam then started a friendship with yet another Glee guy.
"Hey, why don't you share your concerns about the outfit with Miss Pillsbury?" Puck asked.
And he did.
-GLEE-
Sam walked into Mr. Schue's office, as instructed. It was weird, it smelled like apricots. When he sat down in the chair he wondered if he was in trouble. Then he realized Mr. Schue was probably just giving him his updated Rocky costume.
"Sam. Thanks for coming. I like you're shirt, Where's it from?" Will greeted.
"Please don't fire me from Rocky." Sam blurted.
Will looked surprised, his eyes widened and he squinted afterwards. "Excuse me? How did you know-"
"When someone talks formally and compliments you, there is some bad news." Sam said scratching his shoulder. "And I don't think anything bad has happened besides this."
"Oh." Will coughed.
"But don't fire me. Is it because those demands about the costume?" Sam begged. "I don't want to be the only one not in the musical. It'll look like I'm letting the club down."
"You can double up on Riff-Raff. Go alongside Kurt." Will pointed out. "And I'm playing Rocky."
Sam looked down in disappointment. He twiddled his thumbs and fiddled with his zipper, until he spoke again. "Well thanks Mr. Schue. You'll make a good Rocky. Since I'm obviously not."
"Sam. That role is very risqué. I don't think a student should have it. Imagine if your parents came. And saw you running around in that. Wouldn't you be embarrassed? You were doing so excellent I wasnt going to take you off. Emma and Sue convinced me." Will persuaded even though he had lied a little. Sam gave a look of dis-assurance for a moment. Then it faded.
"You're right Mr. Schue. My parents do plan on coming..." Sam said. "Can you just tell everyone you took the role away? I don't want to look like I quit and let everyone down. I'm new and don't want to disappoint people I'm trying to make friends with."
"Sure, Sam." Will said. Then he watched as Sam disappeared down the hallway.
-GLEE-
"Hey Will, I got your note that you wanted to see me?" Emma asked, walking into the empty classroom.
"Yeah, there's a problem with the show. Some of these parts are too adult for kids to play," Will began.
As Will and Emma continued to speak, Finn and Puck began to talk outside the class watching them through the window.
"Tell me again why we followed Mr. Schue over here?" Finn asked.
"Because I'm a total sex shark dude. I can smell when people want each other," Puck replied. "Look!"
"So, if Sam's not playing Rocky, who will?" Emma wondered.
"I guess I have to," Will chuckled.
"I'm sorry?" Emma sounded shocked.
"I figured if Carl can play Eddie then I can play Rocky," Will spoke.
"Umm, okay," Emma said confused.
"But I need your help on a couple of things," Will brought up. "Help me with Touch-a-Touch-Me and I need to make sure that the costume I'm wearing fits okay."
"The costume you're wearing?" Emma questioned.
"Yeah, just do it all together to save time," Will stated as he pressed play on the CD player.
The music began to play.
I was feeling done in, couldn't win
Emma began as she took a few steps towards Will. Will sat back on the desk.
I'd only ever kissed before.
"Wait, dude…does that mean she's-"
"Duh bro," Puck cut him off.
I thought there's no use getting into heavy sweating
Emma laid her hand on Will's vest covered chest.
It only leads to trouble and bad fretting
Emma walked away, leaving Will breathless.
Now all I want to know is how to go
Will turned his head as he saw Emma begin to unbutton her sweater.
I've tasted blood and I want more
Emma sang as she threw her sweater and ruffled her hair.
More, More, More
Finn and Puck followed.
I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
Emma sang as she pushed her own body onto Will's and then separated.
I've got an itch to scratch, Emma sang into Will's ear, clawing his right pec.
I need assistance, Emma put her back to Will's front.
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, Emma gasped as she grabbed Will's hands and laid them across her body
I wanna be dirty, Emma smiled as she lowered body slowly, grinding it against Will's lower half. Will's eyes traveled to back of his skull, and his jaw dropped.
Thrill me chill me fulfil me, Emma stood up quickly. Faced Will and began to push him back a few steps. Completely in control.
Creature of the night. Emma looked at him lustfully. Will gulped.
Then if anything shows, Emma sang as she neared Will's face
while you pose, Will closed his eyes for a kiss, but Emma removed his black silky vest.
I'll oil you up, Emma sang, behind Will, wrapping her arms around Will's tight framed chest.
and rub you down, Emma grunted as she dug her nails into Will's white button up shirt and completely ripping it off, leaving him in his shoes, tight dark blue jeans, and a black skinny tie to accommodate his bulging muscular body.
Down, Down, Down.
The boys watched secretively in astonishment.
And that's just one small fraction, Emma continued as she yanked him around by tie.
of the main attraction, Emma sang as she pushed his back towards the window.
Oh!
Puck sang diving out of the way.
You need a friendly man, Emma moaned as she rubbed her hands up and down Will's abs.
Woah!
Finn sang in shock as he hid behind the bushes.
and I need action... Emma sang as she moved her hands to Will's belt buckle and began to undo it.
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, Emma seduced, springing his pants open.
I wanna be dirty, Emma closed her eyes as she began to dip her hands into Schuester's jeans.
Thrill me chill me fulfil me, Emma said pinched his butt cheek and brought her hands back the waistband of Will's jeans.
Creature of the night. Emma finished by yanking Will's jeans down to his ankles.
Emma, Finn, and Puck's jaw all dropped in the same moment.
Pressed up against the window was Will Schuester's bare ass, with a golden string placed neatly between his cheeks.
Finn and Puck could not believe their eyes.
And Emma was at eye level with Will's crotch.
"So…. How does it fit?" Will asked, cockily.
"Uhh, fine. I guess?" Emma sounded speechless. "I, uh, have to go," Emma quickly ran out.
"Wait, Emma!" Will tried, but it was no use.
As Will watched Emma run down the hall, he heard slight laughs and chuckles from behind him. Will turned to see both Finn and Puck. Will began to grow red.
"Nice ass, Schuester!" Puck pointed.
Will looked down and covered himself. He quickly bent over and picked up his jeans, but by the time they were up, Finn and Puck had taken off running and laughing.
-GLEE- mine
"Where have you been? You're late," Finn asked Sam in the weight room.
"Sorry, I spaced. I'm not playing Rocky anymore," Sam mentioned.
"You're kidding, who is?" Finn asked.
"Mr. Schue," Sam answered.
"That explains the thong," Finn muttered.
"What?" Sam wondered.
"Nothing, go ahead with your story," Finn stated.
"I shouldn't have made all of those demands about my costume," Sam reminded himself.
"Wait… since I said I'm uncomfortable about the tighty whities, does that mean I'm going to be replaced?" Finn worried.
"You don't have anything to worry about," Sam explained. "Brad is totally cool with being uncool," Sam stated.
"Yeah, I'm totally not there," Finn responded.
"Dude, just be you and the sexy will flow through," Sam advised.
"Yeah…. You're right. I don't need to hide behind my muscles like you do," Finn said heading towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Sam wondered.
"To show everyone how hot and sexy I am," Finn said confidently.
-GLEE-
"Janet!" Will acted, as he put on Finn's glasses.
"Brad!" Rachel yelped.
"William, can I get your help with something please?" Figgins interrupted as he walked into the auditorium.
Will nodded as he accompanied Figgins down the hall. It was 4:30 on a Friday and everyone had already gone home.
"I was just on my way out when I saw this," Figgins explained as he turned the corner.
Will gasped at what he saw. "Finn, how did this happen?"
"Well… I kinda walked down the hall in my rocky horror costume," Finn answered remembering.
"Alright, I can do this," Finn thought as he removed his shirt and shorts, leaving himself in his blue boxer shorts.
Finn eyed himself in the bathroom mirror as he dug his thumbs underneath the waistband.
He took a deep breath as he pantsed himself revealing his Calvin Klein white briefs.
Finn put on his sneakers and Brad Major's dorky glasses as a finishing touch.
He took a few a steps and walked out the door.
Smiling, Finn marched confidently down the hall.
In a matter of seconds, the hallway became quiet as people began to notice his state of dress. Finn began to sweat as he saw all eyes glued on him and heard whispers arise from the crowd. He even saw a couple of cheerios begin to giggle.
"This was a bad idea," Finn thought. Finn quickly turned around to go back to the locker room, but ran into two big guys. It was Azimio and Karofsky.
"Woah! Nice panties, baby huey!" Azimio teased.
"Hey, my grandpa Murray called, he wants his tighty whities back!" Karofsky joined in.
"It's just a costume for the play," Finn tried explaining.
"Oh, just a costume? Well, how about we help you get into character?" Azimio popped his knuckles.
"And how are we going to do that?" Karofsky played along.
"Well, he's playing a nerd who wears tighty whities, right?" Azimio chuckled.
"No guys. Please don't. Not in front of everyone," Finn asked.
"It's wedgie time!" Azimio and Karofsky yelled simultaneously as they attacked.
Finn tried to run, but they already grabbed the sides of Finn's briefs. The bullies quickly yanked on Finn's waistband, causing his briefs to turn straight up into his ass.
Finn grimaced as he heard the gasps coming from the crowd. He knew everyone could see his butt by now.
Karofsky and Azimio began to pull even harder. Finn whimpered in pain. His Calvin Klein waistband was nearly at the top of his head.
"He's too damn tall," Karofsky complained as he pulled.
Azimio took action by placing his hand on Finn's head and pushing it down making it possible for them to attach his underwear over his forehead.
In a quick snap, Finn was blinded by his white briefs as they covered his eyes.
The crowd roared in laughter as Finn walked around like some deranged zombie.
Finn placed his hands on his crotch. He knew he had to be showing a lot of skin, and he didn't want anything slipping out of his briefs.
Azimio and Karofsky gave each other high fives, but they weren't done yet. They grabbed Finn and hoisted him and hung him on an open locker.
Finn was glad his underwear was covering most of his face as he heard dozens of camera phones taking pictures.
In less than 10 minutes, the crowd had dispersed to go home and left him there.
"Please rip," Finn thought.
"So, yeah. That's what happened," Finn stated, still hanging by his Calvin Klein briefs.
"I tried getting him down, but I am not tall enough," Figgins explained.
"Thanks Principal Figgins, I've got it from here," Will stated.
Principal Figgins nodded and made his way out the door.
"Alright, so how should I go about this?" Will asked, examining his atomic hanging wedgie in great detail.
"Get me down first, and then, we can get my underwear off my head.
Will listened and picked up Finn by his waist, unhooking him from the locker. Finn let out a sigh of relief. He felt Mr. Schue's finger curl underneath the lingering waistband and pull up, relieving the burned pressure on Finn's forehead.
There had been so many times when Mr. Schues hands had been on Finn's underwear, but this was the first time, he wasn't being wedgied by him. He was actually doing the opposite. It felt strange.
"Thanks, Mr. Schue," Finn stated as he began to adjust his seriously twisted and stretched briefs.
Will looked at Finn's red face, an upside down Calvin Klein imprinted among it and he couldn't help feel bad. This was his fault. He was the one who gave Finn this part. He wanted to help Finn with his problem… not make it bigger.
"Finn, I am so sorry," Will began.
"It's okay, Mr. Schue. People didn't know they were actually my briefs. They thought it was a part of the costume," Finn responded.
"Although, this is still pretty humiliating," Finn continued.
"Tell me about it. I wore a thong in front of Emma, remember?"
"Oh yeah, did you, um switch to those full time now or what?" Finn asked.
"No, I already got rid of them," Will lied, still wearing them. Will was hoping they would still work on Emma if she saw them again.
"Yeah, but next week, I definitely can't take any chances with this incident. No more briefsforme for awhile," Finn explained.
"Finn… why not just wear your briefs? People saw you in them today. Hell, people practically saw you out of them. Isn't the worst already over?" Will questioned.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schue, but I can't. Right now, I'm known as the quarterback who got wedgied in the hallway in his tighty whitey costume. If I start wearing briefs publically, I won't be that guy anymore. I'll just be the loser who wears tighty whities…. And I can't and won't let that happen. There's still hope for me," Finn replied, walking away towards the locker room.
-GLEE-
Carl walked up to Will, who was the last one on the stage. "Hey Schuester, you messing with my woman?" He yelled.
Had he found out about the Toucha Toucha Touch Me thing? He thought he should just start apologizing, then figured he would play it cool.
"What?" He asked.
"Me and Emma tell each other everything. It helps is be intimate. That's how I found out you wore that thong!" Carl shouted. "That one you still are. Emma hated it."
Will looked down, he bore only his gold thong, then back up at Carl. "You told me she was into these?"
"I lied! I knew you'd go after her. It was a test!" Carl explained. "And you failed. It's punishment time!"
Will looked skeptical for a moment until he felt Carl's hand latch around the top of the thong and pull up. Will groaned as he felt the thong dig into his crack and tighten against his waist. By the time Carl let go he had reached it up to his shoulder. Then by the time he pulled his wedgie out (which came right back since he was wearing a thong.) Carl was gone.
"God," He thought. "He's devious."
-GLEE-
"Are you sure you want to cancel the whole show?" Emma asked.
"I should've never tried to put it on in the first place. The reality is, I only did all of this to get closer to you," Will stated.
Emma nodded. "I guess love can make you do some crazy things," Emma mentioned.
Will chuckled. "I'm sorry, Emma. I promise never to abuse our friendship like that again."
"Thank you, Will," she replied getting up.
"Now, what did you end up teaching the kids this week?" Emma wondered.
"Speaking of that, I better go do that," Will laughed.
Thirty minutes later, Will walked into the choir room.
"Guys, I've had the entire weekend to think about it, and I've decided to cancel the musical," Will began.
"Rocky horror isn't just about pushing boundaries or being rebellious, it's about being an outcast. We are all outcasts. And we all truly relate to this show. We were all or…. still are insecure about something. It's time to let it go. It's time to be yourself and not care about what anyone else thinks of you," Will continued.
"Let's get into costume and show ourselves… that it's okay to be who we are," Will finished.
Everyone smiled as Will let out a tear.
Everyone was backstage preparing for the time warp when Kurt took off his costume.
"Dude, what're you doing?" Finn asked as he saw Kurt in his pink bikini briefs.
"Mr. Schue said to be proud of who we are Finn. This is who I am!" Kurt exclaimed.
Kurt ran out onto the stage and began to sing.
It's astounding…. Time is fleeting…. Madness takes it's toll.
"Kurt's got a point dude," Puck said strutting past him in his blue and yellow batman briefs. "Seriously, you pantsing me at Sectionals may have been one of the best things to ever happen to me," Puck laughed as he ran out to join Kurt on stage.
As the music continued, Finn began to think. "Kurt and Puck are all confortable with themselves. Why can't I?"
He looked out on the stage and saw everyone singing and dancing in their underwear. Sam wasn't in his bikini briefs, but Finn understood why. Sam had just been through extreme teasing at his old school. He wasn't ready yet. And that's when he realized something. Sam wasn't ready, but he was.
Mr. Schue was right. It's about being yourself. Finn raced to get his clothes off.
"I've got to keep control," Kurt sang.
"I remember!" Finn burst out in his classic hanes white briefs. "Doing the time warp!"
Will watched in amazement. He couldn't believe it.
He had never been prouder than he had at that moment.