Lock, Stock and a Trunk of Grace

by darksider82

Harry's war was done but his was just a prelude to what was come. Armed with his Godson, Mythos, Mentor, Trunk of guns, Grace and a Landlords daughter watch how Harry must save Team Free Will without being shot.

4. Chapter 4

Lock, Stock and a Trunk of Grace

Darksider82

HP/Supernatural x-over

Harry/Jo Harvelle

I own nothing save this plot

IV

"You wouldn't shoot me?" Mocked Gordon turning to all of the Hunters with their firearms pointed at the Vampire specialist.

"Gordon get out of here before I decide to shoot you." Harry replied cocking the hammer on his handgun.

"Gordon get the hell out of my bar." Ordered Ellen holding her shotgun steadily ready to unload onto the sociopathic vampire hunter.

Gordon knew when he was beaten, he hastily packed up and left his money on his table and stalked out. "What an arsehole unca Harry?" Harry spun around to see his godson blush.

"Theodore Remus Lupin-Black what did you just say?" Harry asked quietly, Teddy shook in fear. Harry never hit him at all just stopped him from having pudding or steaks on his Full Moon Fits.

"A bad word unca. Sowwy." Whispered the boy, Harry pulled the three year old to him.

"Don't use that language in public save for you have done something stupid..." Harry said getting nod in reply.

"...Like if I drop something on my foot?"

"Exactly...Listen Teddy, I have a job to do and it's not a SAB job."

"I'm going to have to stay here."

Harry turned to Ellen "Ellen I have a job with a friend of mine, I have a very good idea what it is...Basically."

Ellen grinned at the stuttering teen "Sure I'd love to keep him here. By the way since you're between jobs both normal and supernatural I'm taking you on as my chef." Harry grinned and tears were rolling down his face.

"Thanks, Ellen I really mean it." He said, then everyone heard it.

It was the sound of Twisted Sister's We're Not Gonna Take It, Ellen nodded her head to the music and her eyes widened as a Black Chevrolet Captiva rolled into the Road House the plate had D0wn 5p1r4l(1) written on it.

The door opened and a young man in his early twenties climbed out garbed in clothes of a priest save the collar and wearing a trenchcoat, carrying a shotgun entered the bar. "Can we help you father?" Asked Ellen curiosity evident in her voice.

The father chuckled "You can ma'am, I'm no longer a Priest the names Brian. Brian Walker no relation to Gordon or Paul respectively..."

"You're Constantine!" A Hunter called out randomly causing Brian to turn to face him.

"Yeah that's me...You're that punk who thought he could take on a vampire with a machete and holly stake! How'd that turn out?"

The Hunter sank into his seat "Broken arm, three broken ribs and fifty dollars."

Harry snorted "What's the fifty for Brian?"

"Him buying me my beers." Brian retorted before pointing the shotgun at the younger man.

"Been looking for you...One why give me that name of Constantine? Two I need your help, vast amounts of sulphur coming off a town about three mile back. It screams demon."

Harry looked at him blankly "Why come and get us? You're a man of the cloth, they hate possessing priests. Surely five or six demons wouldn't be that hard."

Brian gulped "I SAW IT, enough smoke to block out the sun. People's eyes turning black and a little girl with white eyes."

Harry gulped "I'm in...Anyone else want to take on a town?"

Three more hunters nodded "Yeah why not. What's the worse that can happen?" One of them asked and Brian smirked.

"How about Book of Revelations and Armageddon/Apocalypse."

That caught everyones attention "The apocalypse! These guys could cause the apocalypse!"

Harry groaned "More like that's the long term plan. But that's not for two years or so according to him." Harry explained jabbing a finger at Brian.

"I get visions of what is most likely to come and ever since I turned twentytwo I have been recieving visions of the Apocalypse...Now let's go." The five hunters departed the bar with Harry bringing up the rear.

"Jo fancy seeing movie later on when I come back."

Ellen stared at the boy "Don't you mean IF you come back."

Harry shook his head "When I come back. Look up Demon's Run. Teddy I'll see you shortly."

The five hunters headed east in a two car convoy it was apparant that the three who joined them had some experience with exorcisms. Harry was going because of his holy armoury and quick reflexes "Brian are you sure you haven't brought me along because I accidently let slip to that Poltergeist that if he didn't go to hell Constantine would deport his ass down salt shell express."

Brain snorted "Yes and No. Yes despite the nickname sticking it is funny walking upto a possessed adult and go 'Names Constantine, John Constantine release her or be deported'. Used to work all the time until just recently. The no because you're possibly one of the few Hunters that are able to mass exorcise."

Harry nodded "Seems reasonable Brian..." His eyes widened as he looked the man over and the cigarette in his mouth "...When did you start smoking?"

"Since I put some bitch called Meg back to hell with an exorcism and 38 leg jean knee into her pretty stomach...Only ten a day."

"Only speeds up your impending lung cancer by ten." Harry grumbled before creating an orb of fire on his finger tip and igniting the cancer stick.

The two cars pulled up and the five got out, Harry opened his duffel bag and strapped on what appeared to be six straps of chord which rapidly turned into a massive gun harness. Harry strapped six glocks, two shotguns an AR-15 and a knife along with his wand. "Dude, how much crap do you need?"

"A lot...I have a godson to look out for...Now are we doing this?" Harry asked to see the trunk lid slam shut.

The five made their way into town, Harry extended his senses his invisibility cloak hidden in a pocket inside of his jacket, ring on his finger and elder wand which he thought he had snapped nestled on his forearm. "Whole town is dead...no natural life aura's at all." He whispered getting a resigned nod from the former priest.

"What the hell? How?"

"I unfortunately have the ability to see aura's and pierce the veil of normality. I see things for what they really are." Harry explained to get a 'I see dead people...I see dead people' from one of the other hunters.

"Everyone listen we go in we call out we have Constantine and order them to leave...if they don't well we deport them." Harry ordered as they entered the town.

"Who have we got here? More people for the war?" Mocked a demon it's eyes flashing black.

"No mate...Five Hunters looking to do a job. Now one second sonorous. ALL RIGHT IDJITS! LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD! WE HAVE CONSTANTINE WITH US AND ALL YOU FUGLY SONS OF BITCHES ARE SCREWING WITH THE BALANCE! NOW YOU HAVE THREE OPTIONS 1) VACATE YOUR HOSTS AND RETURN TO HELL NICELY! 2) WE DEPORT YOUR ASSES VIA EXORCISM! 3) WE SALT AND BURN YOU NASTY FUCKS! QUITETUS!" Harry finshed his declaration as Brian joined him.

The demon looked at the priest "Fuck Lilith, I'm outta here." With that a column of smoke erupted from the man's mouth and the corpse collapsed onto the floor.

Then shit hit the fan several demons came rushing out of the surrounding houses, eyes black and from Harry's vision some had stumps for wings. These could either fly or were really good jumpers. Harry pulled out his glocks and he began to chant

"Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus
omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio
infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo draco maledicte
et omnis legio diabolica
adjuramus te.
Cessa decipere humanas creaturas,
eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare.

Vade, Satana, inventor et magister
omnis fallaciae, hostis humanae salutis.
Humiliare sub potenti manu dei,
contremisce et effuge, invocato a
nobis sancto et terribili nomine,
quem inferi tremunt.

Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine.
Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire
te rogamus, audi nos.
Ut inimicos sanctae Ecclesiae humiliare digneris,
te rogamus, audi nos.

Terribilis Deus de sanctuario suo.
Deus Israhel ipse truderit virtutem
et fortitudinem plebi Suae.
Benedictus deus. Gloria patri." (1)

As Harry booted a demon in the face with a trainer several demons fell to the ground twitching and combusted into black smoke. Harry ducked as demon charged him with his back turned, he could see demons coming at him in all directions, Brian saw Harry duck and promptly unloaded two shotgun shells of holy rock salt into the meatsuit's heart "Resquieta in Pace." (2)

Harry dropped his two glocks and brought out two more as he shot a demon family of four consisting of mother, father and two teenage sons charging out of a nearby house.

Regna terrae, cantate Deo, psallite Domino
qui fertis ascenditsuper caelum
caeli ad Orientem
Ecce dabit voci suaevocem virtutis,
tribuite virtutem deo. (3)

This ritual came from one of the three other hunters that had accompanied Brian and Harry to the little town of about three thousand demon hosts. Then she came, there was a shriek of pain as one of the Hunters suddenly disentegrated into a fine powder.

"What the fuck! RUN AWAY!" The second hunter shouted from Harry's left, the hunter began to glow and suddenly exploded into an orb of white light; Harry dove for cover inside of a house, instinctively flicked his knife out to see himself face to face with a child demon.

"Are you my daddy?" (4) The demon child asked in a sing song voice, causing Harry to gulp and scramble away. A shotgun clicked and the child fell backwards it was Andrew the third hunter of the team of three.

"You alright there Harry?" He called his Irish accent showing, Harry nodded scrambled to his feet.

"I faultered for the first time against demons...It possessed a small child. I imagined my godson, the other two hunters who were with you they've been killed by a little girl demon."

"I know they have Harry, I killed them." Harry jumped back to see Andrew's eyes coloured white.

"Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus

omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio
infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo draco maledicte
et omnis legio diabolica adjuramus te.
cessa decipere humanas creaturas,
eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare.
Vade, Satana, inventor et magister..." (5)

Harry found himself being hurled across the room into the oven, his guns and knife scattering all over the place. "Now there's no need for that nasty little exorcism now. I just want to introduce myself to you...My name is Lilith and I've heard you Harry Potter travel with the Winchesters."

Harry spat blood out onto the floor as he contemplated his situation he was fucked "Nice to meet you Lilith. Now tell me why you think I travel with the Winchesters?"

"Our spies have seen the three of you together."

"I only work with them and repair their cars." Harry said gobbing up more blood as a blue eyed demon kicked him in the ribs.

"Well I guess that's our buisness concluded then."

"Indeed it is Lilith. Blessed be god father, son and holy spirit blessed be his kingdom, now and forever into the light I command thee and to the pit I send thee." A gruff voice said before a series of deafening bangs were heard.

Lilith screamed as did her bodyguards as they vanished in plumes of blue and white smoke as darkness filled Harry's vision he saw Brian rushing towards him "Thanks...Constantine."

Harry passed out fading into unconsiousness and the next thing he knew he was waking up in a bed. "Is that a damp rag on my head? Are my ribs...bandaged?" He opened his eyes to see Jo asleep in the chair next to him "Jo..."

Jo woke up "You're awake! I wasn't expecting you to be up for another day or two...How'd the hunt go? What was it? What caused your injuries?" She babbled as the door opened and Ellen walked in with a fretting Brian.

"What were you against?" Asked Ellen curiously.

AN

(1,3 and 5) are Exorcisms from Supernatural

(2) is Ezio's prayer from Assassins Creed

(4) A parody of 'Empty Child' Doctor Who