Episode 8: FURT.
Finn was standing at his locker, shoving books into his book bag, when he felt his jeans thrust downwards, sitting on the floor. Finn's tighty whities were once again exposed to the world. Finn didn't really mind anymore. I mean, getting pantsed several times a day kinda does something. So, he pulled his pants up, ending his embarrassment. Looking over he saw his mother, Kurt and Burt. "Oh no." He thought to himself as they walked smiling and attracting the attention of everyone. Finn had already dealt with the whole underwear thing, now his mom was going to embarrass him? Finn raved though the possibilities of everything that his mom could do. Would she kiss him, hug him? Would she say something he wouldn't want her too? Finn figured the best way to skip embarrassment, would be to ignore his mother. Finn went to turn and walk the other way. "Finn! Finny!" His mother called.
"Yo Finn!" Burt shouted.
Finn stopped and turned around with a light smile. Talking to them beat them stalking him through the hallways. "They forced me to bring me to you." Kurt smiled. "The suspense is killing me!"
"Alright alright. Do you want to tell them or should I?" Burt questioned Carol.
Carol grinned happily and batted her eyes. "You can." She squealed.
"Well, I was walking down the street the other day. And I thought, I have a great idea. So-" Burt started, though he was cut off by Carol.
"He proposed!" Carol lit up. Finn watched Kurt as he gasped, and the three went on and on about the marriage.
Finn stood motionless in the hallway for a minute. Married? Finn didn't want them to be married. Finn actually would've rather had the embarrassment.
-GLEE-
Sam walked with Quinn into a science room. Planets hung on the ceiling above-head. He gazed up at them, grinning and holding onto Quinn's hand. "Venus, planet of love." he said sweetly, pointing up to a planet.
Quinn laughed. "Actually, you're pointing to Mars, planet of war."
Sam shot her a charming smile. Sam always made stupid mistakes, lucky for him she thought it was funny or cute. He couldn't tell what she thought, but he had a general idea. "My point is, these aren't the stars at Mckinley, we are." Sam got down on one knee.
Quinn's face widened. "You better not be proposing." She said quietly. "Oh my god."
"I'm not. This is a promise ring. Take it so that you know I would never cheat on you. Give you all my love, anything you could possibly want." Sam grinned.
"A promise ring? What are we, 9?" Quinn laughed. Quinn loved how cheesy he was. He was the one person at Mckinley she thought really didn't care what people think. That showed how little she knew about him.
"Is that a yes?" He asked.
"Maybe." She said snatching the ring and shoving it in her pocket. As she walked away Sam stared at her butt. He already had her to make out with and what not. But he wanted her to be all his. While he was In-between, at least he could love what he's got.
-GLEE-
Kurt was at his locker preparing his things when Finn popped up.
"Hey, so I've been looking at this wedding itinerary… are you sure it's a good idea to release 300 doves indoors? Won't that get kind of messy?" Finn shot him a confused smile.
"That's why we feed them glitter Finn," Kurt answered blatantly. "Look Finn, I've been planning weddings since I was two and I've decided that after you give your speech, you and Carol are going to have a magical mother son dance."
"That's a terrible idea," Finn rejected. "Everyone knows I'm the worst dancer."
"But Finn, if you pull it off, everyone will think you're a cool stud," Kurt explained.
Finn let the idea absorb in his mind. "You think?"
"I know," Kurt assured. "Besides, don't you need to get that kind of status right now more than ever?"
Finn scoffed. He nodded his head. He knew Kurt was right. Right now, Finn was the lowest thing on the food chain. He desperately needed some cool points.
"You're right," Finn agreed. "I'll see you later."
Kurt smiled as he closed his locker. His smile disappeared as Karofsky appeared.
Kurt quickly froze. "I don't want you near me," he managed to spit out.
Karofsky dipped his hand into the front of Kurt's skinny jeans. Kurt gasped. He didn't know what was happening. Was he about to get felt up?
Suddenly, Kurt winced in pain as his black bikini briefs came up to his belly button.
"I'll see you later," Karofsky whispered as he let go.
Kurt remained motionless with a scared face.
Will was walking by when he noticed. "Hey, are you okay? Come with me?"
Together, they walked to Principal Sue's office.
"Did he physically hurt you?" Sue asked.
"No," Kurt lied.
"You said, he gave you a wedgie in the hallway," Will intervened.
"Wedgies aren't enough, William. He'll just say his hand accidentally slipped into his pants and came up with his underwear," Sue explained.
"Come back to me when I can actually do something about it," Sue finished.
-GLEE-
"Let this glee meeting officially be called to order," Rachel announced. Brittany, Quinn, and Tina all sat before her.
"What exactly are we doing here?" Quinn asked.
"Well, the Kurt/Karofsky bullying situation is getting out of control. We have to do something about it," Rachel replied.
"What?" Tina wondered.
"We all have boyfriends on the football team. There's strength in numbers. If they band together, maybe they can help Kurt," Rachel suggested.
The girls all agreed.
Later that day, Rachel met with Finn and explained her plan. Finn nodded his head and agreed; however, as the day went on, Finn found himself questioning the plan.
If he helped Kurt, sure they would win today, but what would happen tomorrow when Karofsky comes back for revenge with all his friends? They'd be humiliated. He couldn't handle that right now. He was still the loser of the school. He couldn't worry about Kurt right now. He had to worry about himself.
-GLEE-
"Knock, Knock is there a Sue Sylvester here?" A voice called from behind the door
"Mother!?" Sue exclaimed. "Why are you here?"
"We found the last nazi! He was hiding in Phoenix. That's a horrid place you know, Phoenix. I felt had killing him. Living in Phoenix was hell." Sues mother exclaimed. "But, I'm here because I heard you were marrying yourself? Sue this is a horrible idea."
"Mother, my mind has been set." Sue replied.
"Sue, I always told the other mothers you'd find love. They said you'd never grow into your looks, but I think you still might. You used to sing electric death ballads to your little dollies. I always thought you would find love, so don't give up jut yet."
"I'm not giving up. I'm just my perfect match." Sue smiled as she left the room, her mother following behind.
-GLEE-
"Finn, you know the Karofsky/Kurt bullying situation has been going on for a long time. This is your chance to stop it." Rachel explained as she trotted down the hallway.
"I can't. Now that I'm not cool it's been wedgie galore for me, if I do something I'm just going to worsen it." Finn refused. Rachel looked pretty disappointed at him, as she walked away. Finn walked into the locker room, ready for gym to start.
As he started to change, in a bathroom stall to avoid any teasing, he heard some talking. "Leave Kurt alone!" Mike commanded, poking Karofsky in the stomach.
"Yeah? What the hell are you gonna do about it?" Karofsky said annoyed.
"We're serious." Artie stated. "Stay away from him."
"Don't want me to be near your boyfriend? Sucks, too bad for you." Karofsky snarled.
"Screw you!" Mike pushed Karofsky against the lockers.
Karofsky turned around and pushed Mike, he toppled onto Artie. Both fell over, knocking Artie out of his chair. From across the room San witnessed this and made his way over to Karofsky. "Who the hell do you think you are, douchebag?" Sam insulted. He grabbed the front of Karofsky's plain black boxers and swiftly yanked them up.
Karofsky delivered a single firm punch to Sam's eyes, making Sam lose his grip on Karofsky's underwear. Sam fell to the ground and attempted to get back up. "Hey!" Bieste screamed, holding Sam back. "Karofsky, get the hell out of here!"
-GLEE-
"Thank you both for attending the Hummel-Hudson dance seminar," Kurt stood in front of his father and Finn.
"Dad, get up," Kurt instructed. Kurt got themselves into position and began to dance with him.
"Alright, good. Keep dancing with yourself," Kurt stated. "Finn, your turn."
Finn took a deep breath as he got into a dancing position with Kurt. He put his hand on his hip and looked into Kurt's eyes. Kurt looked back.
Before they began to dance, Kurt began to think about Finn. "Wow, I'm about to dance with Finn. A year ago, I would've died. Now, wait, my heart is still kind of beating fast." Kurt stared harder into Finn's eyes. "Am I not over Finn?" Kurt thought.
Suddenly, their connected eyes separated from one another as Finn saw Karofsky smirk at them in the hallway.
Finn broke all physical with Kurt.
"What the hell was that?" Burt also noticed.
"Nothing," Kurt quickly said.
"That wasn't nothing. That guy was making fun of you. Now, tell me his name," Burt instructed.
"Tell him Kurt," Finn whispered.
"His name is David Karofsky. He's been harassing me for a few weeks now," Kurt explained.
"Harassing you how?" Burt questioned.
"Just pushing me and giving me wedgies," Kurt replied.
"There's more… something you're not telling me," Burt stated.
"He threatened to kill me," Kurt answered.
Immediately, Burt left running down the hall.
"What? You have to be kidding me?" Finn responded. They both quickly followed Burt.
Burt tackled Karofsky against the wall. "What the hell?" Karofsky yelled.
"You like picking on people? Why don't you try me?" Burt asked as he grabbed onto his exposed red and white checkered boxers. Burt began pulling and tearing the boy's boxers in all different directions. By the end of it, Karofsky was going completely commando.
Finn stood in awe by the leftover boxers on the floor.
Once he was free, Karofsky took off down the hall.
Finn held Burt back from chasing him.
Burt looked at Finn and asked, "What the hell have you been doing about this, huh?"
Finn didn't have a response because… he hadn't anything.
Later on that day, Burt had a meeting with Principal Sue and Karofsky was expelled.
-GLEE-
In just his black socks, white shirt, and suit jacket, Finn was fiddling with his tie.
"Want some help with that?" Santana walked into the room.
Finn instantly turned around and placed his hands in front of exposed Calvin Klein tighty whities. Finn had tucked in his shirt into his underwear so that the shirt wouldn't bunch up.
"Oh relax Frankenteen, everyone with a twitter at our school has seen you in your underwear. Hell, I've even seen you without them on," she winked as she began to fix Finn's tie.
"Maybe I should put my pants on," Finn blushed.
"Maybe you should tell everyone we did it last year?" Santana stated.
"Why would I do that?" Finn wondered.
"Because it's obvious Sam is the new favorite. And I can tell you want it back. Besides, if you told everyone the truth about us then that would for sure save you from that midget of a girlfriend you have and it may even save you from this whole boxers vs. briefs mess," Santana explained, snapping Finn's waistband.
"Well, I don't want to be saved," Finn corrected her. "From Rachel anyway. I love her, and I don't want to hurt her," Finn stated thinking about how Rachel had recently confessed how she lied about her and Jesse having sex.
"Fine, but maybe I'll tell her," Santana threatened.
She left the room.
In the room across the hall, Kurt and Blaine had begun to get ready.
"Thanks again for inviting me Kurt. I really love weddings," Blaine stated as he removed his pants revealing his red Calvin Klein trunks. Kurt practically screamed. Kurt mimicked his action revealing his red briefs. Kurt was excited. They were practically matching.
"So, Blaine, ever think about wearing briefs?"
Kurt couldn't believe what he had just asked. Blaine would think he's a freak now. This was the second time Kurt had brought up underwear.
Suddenly, Blaine replied, "Actually, it's kind of a funny story, but-"
"Guys, what are you guys talking about?" Finn burst through the door. "Put some pants on. The wedding is about to start," Finn finished.
Blaine hurried and finished getting dressed. Disappointed, Kurt also began to get finish up.
-GLEE-
After the "I Do's" and the tears, it was time for the party.
Will performed in front of the crowd. As he did, he spotted Emma with Carl. Carl was Emma's plus one.
Will groaned. His plan the week before had backfired completely and because of it, Carl and Emma were closer than ever. He had to do something. He couldn't just keep losing.
After his performance, he kept a close eye on Carl. Suddenly, Carl got up and headed towards the men's room.
Will followed.
Carl was standing at the urinal. Will waited patiently, but once he heard the last drop, he swooped in and grabbed hold of his green bikini briefs. Will pulled hard, causing the material to go in between his cheeks.
"Who's wearing the thong now, Carl?" Will teased.
Carl moved his hands to the back of his underwear, trying to pull them down to their original place.
"Let me go Schuester!" Carl yelped as his slacks fell to his ankles.
Will began to yank them, causing him to bounce. Carl moaned in pain. Once he felt he had enough, Will let him go.
"That's it, Schuester. I'm tired of this," Carl started.
"Then let's finish it. Next week. You and me in the boy's locker room? Mano a mano," Will offered.
"You're on," Carld agreed, picking up his pants and leaving.
-GLEE-
The party echoed with applause as Finn took the mic to give his best man speech.
"Hi," Finn began. "Best man… right uh. Well, I want to propose a toast to my mom who is so awesome. Somehow, without one in the house, you taught me what it's like to be a man. In glee club, whenever two us would get together, we would get a nickname. Rachel and I are Finchel. She and Puck were Puckleberry and today, a new union was formed…. Furt."
People giggled, but Kurt smiled, completely surprised.
Finn looked into Kurt's eyes.
"You and me man, we're brothers from another mother. And quite frankly, no one else has shown me as much as you as what it means to be a man. And over the past few weeks, some stuff has gone down, and I haven't manned up like I should have. From now on, no matter what it costs me, I got your back….. even if it means getting a slushie down your underwear every now and then."
"You put on this entire wedding by yourself Kurt. So I had the glee club prepare a little number in your honor." Finn finished as he put down the microphone.
"And you're gonna dance it with me dude," Finn whispered.
Finn began to serenade Kurt with the help of the glee club.
Kurt couldn't help but smile as they danced together.
Later that night, Finn and Kurt were in their room when Kurt said, "Thanks for what you said tonight."
"You deserved every word," Finn replied as he took off his suit jacket and tie. "Besides, I really screwed up this week."
"Finn, it wasn't your fault," Kurt tried.
Finn took off his button down shirt leaving him in his white v-neck. And slacks.
"But it was Kurt. It was my choice… and I deserve to be punished," Finn stated lifting up the back of his shirt exposing his white Calvin Klein waistband.
"What're you doing?" Kurt asked.
"You're my older brother now, Kurt. I think this is like a must," Finn laughed.
Kurt walked behind Finn and glared at his waistband. Kurt stared at it and realized something. He felt nothing. Last year, he would get chills when he saw Finn's waistband. Last year, he would've done anything for Finn to let him give him a wedgie…. But now, it had all changed.
Finn was his brother, and he felt happy with that.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" Finn asked.
"Actually, I think I'm good…. Bro," Kurt smiled.
-GLEE-
"Hey Sam. You looked pretty nice in that tux." Quinn complimented as she put her hand on Sam's locker.
"You looked pretty nice in your dress." Sam smirked. "So, have you changed your maybe yet?"
"Look at my hand." Quinn smiled, as Sam noticed his ring in her finger. "See ya later." She blew him a kiss as she walked away from him.
Sam jumped up in the air, pumping his fist in the air. "Big lips, tone the happiness down in my hallway." Sue yelled walking by.
"Sorry..." He trailed off.
As Sue entered her office afterwards, she saw Burt, Carol and Kurt. "How was your wedding?" Carol questioned politely.
"Beautiful, hope yours was great." Sue said., sliding into her seat. "I called you down here for some bad news and some worse news. Which would you like to hear first?"
"The worse news." Burt chose.
"Well. I'm stepping down as principal and allowing Figgins back. I just get the weird smell of dead skin in here. Anyway, the bad news. The school board won't allow me to expell David Karofsky. But I can tell you, I will be an extra set of eyes in that hallway."
"This is ridiculous!" Burt yelled, banging his hand on the table.
"Dad. Calm down, I have a suggestion." Kurt stated calmly.
When Kurt walked into the Choir Room, he was prepared to tell everyone his decision. "Guys, I have some news. I'm leaving Mckinley. Karofsky's allowed back and I just don't feel safe." Kurt started.
"What? Why didn't you come to me about this?" Finn asked.
"Kurt you don't have to go. I'll walk you to every class, I'm already late to all my classes as it is." Sam offered.
"As sweet as you guys are, I'm sorry. I just can't stay. I'm transferring to Dalton Academy." Kurt turned and walked away as everyone was almost speechless.
"I can't believe Kurt's leaving." Mercedes uttered.
"And he's our competition." Rachel added.