Comeback
-GLEE-
With his backpack over one shoulder, Finn walked down the hall. He passed the water fountain when he noticed something. Karofsky was bent over the fountain exposing his underwear. Except they weren't his usual plaid boxer shorts, this was a white Fruit of The Loom waistband.
"Had Karofsky switched when he was forced to wear them?" Finn thought. "Was he wearing tighty whities?"
Finn noticed a group of Cheerios approaching. This was his chance to get revenge on Karofsky. He walked behind Karofsky and yanked his shorts down. Finn was right. Karofsky was wearing tighty whities.
Finn smiled as Karofsky turned around, his shorts still around his ankles. He waved at the girls as they smile seductively and winked.
"Thanks for the exposure Finnessa," Karofsky smiled as he pulled his shorts up.
"Wait a second, what just happened?" Finn asked, demanding an explanation.
"Don't you read the blogs?" Karofsky asked.
"No," Finn stated. "I try to stay away from them as they're usually about what wedgies I've been getting."
Karofsky dug through his backpack, handing Finn the school paper. "Read this."
Finn read it as Karofsky walked away. On the front page, there was picture of Azimio, Karofsky, and Rick the Stick Nelson with their pants down all wearing tighty whities. As Finn continued reading, he discovered that all three boys went on a triple date where they saw the movie, The Paperboy with their girlfriends. The girls apparently swooned over Efron in the white briefs thus causing them to make to try them on for size.
Finn couldn't believe it. Tighty whities were cool.
"Hey Finn, what's the school paper say today?" Will asked.
"Tighty whities are making a comeback," Finn answered, handing him the paper.
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Sam walked into Glee Club with a huge smile covering his face, and his pants tied with a belt just below his ass so his boxer-briefs would be free for all to see. His hair was combed as if he was Justin Bieber, because well, he was trying to look like the young pop star. Ever since Quinn got mono he had felt as if she was drifting away. So he decided he needed to be rock n' roll. That led him to Justin Bieber somehow. "Mr. Schue." He greeted. "I'd like to open today's lesson with a Song. If I could."
"By all means." Mr. Schue smiled. "Like the haircut."
"Okay guys, I have a song to sing, dedicated to my wonderful girlfriend, Quinn." Sam smiled.
As he performed 'Baby' his dancing made his ass press against the tight material on his ass. The girls cheered as they swooned over Sam. When he finished he put his hands on his hip an smiled. He looked directly at Quinn with a smile. "I think it's working." He thought to himself as he just kept in smiling.
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Puck was driving for a while, and finally he saw him- Axel. Puck grinned and dropped his aviators down. Parking the car, he exited in his wife-beater and jeans. "Yo! Axel!" Puck called. All in all, he was surprised they had given Axel his parole.
Axel turned around and spotted Puck with a smirk. "If it isn't Mr. Hello Kitty."
"Shut it, I have some business to take care of." Puck Said.
"Oh really?" Axel stood up, his back still not facing Puck.
"Yeah. That wedgie was pretty bad, but Karma's the baddest bitch in Ohio." Puck smiled. Then he quickly dug his hands down Axel's pants and came out with a fistful of underwear. He gave then a great yank towards the sky.
"Get the hell off me Puckerman!" Axel order.
Puck glared at his underwear, being held at about shoulder level, and chuckled. "Are you wearing tighty whities?"
"Get off me, asshole!" Axel commanded, trying to free himself.
"Axel, do you want a wedgie?" Puck laughed, mimicking Axel's very words during Puck's wedgie.
"Get the freak off my underwear!" Axel shouted.
"Do you want a wedgie?" Pick repeated, with a laugh.
"No! Get the hell off me!" Axel gritted his teeth.
Puck laughed at Axel, and stuck his underwear to a tree branch, leaving axel hanging. "Well, you're wearing tighty whities so they won't rip. hues you'll have to wait for some help."
Puck looked up and down at Axel. "Oh and one more thing." He grabbed Axel's jeans and tugged them to his ankles. "Okay, bye!"
Puck got in his car as Axel yelled. Puck smiled as he started the car, his work was done.
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Sam walked into the gym and sat on the bleachers next to Santana. "What did you want?" He asked, with a bland expression.
"Okay listen we all know you're dumb as a bag of hair, and although your mouth to face ratio is way off you still manage to be cute. Also, ever since Finn's big 'I wear panties' falldown you've been generating more and more buzz. But Everytime you open your huge mouth you get a little closer to everyone figuring out you are actually the biggest nerd in school." Santana started.
"So you called me down here so i could feel bad about myself?" Sam asked, standing up. His shirt went up revealing his pink boxer briefs.
"Oh god pink underwear? Uh, Nevermind that. Sit down, you need me. We can date and I'll guide you. Keep you from becoming a loser. Because if you're a loser when people find out your secret, you'll be getting it worse than Finn." Santana smiled.
"What secret?" Sam asked.
"Please, you wear smaller underwear than Finn under those boxer briefs. Just be lucky I'm the only one that noticed those brief lines while you were performing." Santana winked. "You need to go out with me, I wants on them froggy lips and I wants on them now."
"I'm dating Quinn." Sam said. "And I don't wear bikini briefs."
"I never said you did wear them. I said small underwear, so now don't try to keep arguing just go break up with Quinn. She is cheating on you!" Santana exclaimed. "That gumball story is so fake. And you know it."
Sam looked down quietly. "Nobody needs to know. You can dump that bitch and go out with this bitch."
"Okay." Sam looked down, then muttered something in the language from avatar. "That's Navi for-"
"Rule 1, don't speak Navy."
"Navi."
"I don't care. Just go break up with Quinn for kissing Finn." Santana said.
"Right after I give Finn a few words." Sam cracked his knuckles, looking a bit angered now.
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Sam stormed down the hallway, which was pretty much empty except for Finn. He was opening his locker. Sam didn't care if he even injured Finn, he had enough of his garbage. Sam stomped up to him and flung his hands down his pants, coming up with a fistful of tight white briefs. The legholes exited the pants with them. "Ah! Sam! Get off me!" Finn yelled, seeing his reflection on the shiny locker. "What is wrong with you!"
Sam lifted him up by his briefs and threw Finn against the wall. "I told you to stay away from my girlfriend!" He yelled, kicking him in the side. "Do you think you can get with other guys girlfriends and j-"
"Sam!" Mr. Schue yelled, leaving his office. "What are you doing? My office, NOW!" He shouted.
Sam ignored him and brought his arm back to punch Finn in the face. Mr. Schue quickly grabbed ahold if Sam as restricted his moment. "Calm down!" He exclaimed. "Finn go to your class so he calms down!"
Finn quickly buried his briefs back in his pants and jogged down the hallway. Sam struggled away from Mr. Schue without success. "Are you gonna walk into my office or am I going to drag you in there? There's a third choice too, go see Figgins and get suspended." He slowly let Sam go, who angrily walked towards his office.
Once in his office Sam sat down violently. "Sam, you can't hit another student! What did Finn do that would make you want to punch him? And wedgie him!"
"That god damn asshole is making Quinn cheat on me." Sam shouted.
"Quiet down and watch your mouth." Mr. Schue scolded. "One more word like that and I'm going to punish you. You are acting like a Madman!"
"I don't give a shit." Sam said, angrily. In truth he was ready to cry but instead he masked it with anger.
"Stand up. That's it." Mr. Schue pointed at him. Sam gave him a confused face. "Now!"
Sam stumbled to his feet. And crossed his arms, breathing heavy. "Hands on the desk." Schue pointed at the desk. Sam grunted and did as told. Mr. Schue walked behind him and sighed. "This better make you learn your lesson."
"Wha-" Sam said, as his boxer briefs started to fling into his ass. The pink material rubbed the black material of his bikini briefs into his ass. He was glad he stopped sagging after Santana discovered his secret. The pain was humiliating. "You can't do this!"
"I can stop if you promise to not act up again!" Mr. Schue pulled the material up to his neck.
"I promise! I promise you asshole!" Sam yelled.
Mr. Schue gave another tug for calling him an asshole, then let him go. "Now stop acting crazy, Sam."
"No! You don't understand what it's like to have your girlfriend cheat on you, and then be humiliated because everyone knows! Everyone thinks in stupid, or a nerd! I'm sick of this!" Sam started to cry. "And then you come down doing this to me on top of everything!"
Sam rubbed his eyes and leaned back against the wall. Mr. Schue immediately feel bad. "I understand, and I'm sorry. But you can't go around hitting people."
Sam started to cry a tad bit more. Then Mr. Schue pulled him in for a hug. "It's okay." He repeated, until Sam stopped crying.
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"Hey Jacob," Finn approached the blogger in the library.
"Why hello there Finn Hudson, what can I do for you today?" Jacob asked he typed.
"How about you tell me why you gave those losers credit for something I've been doing for months?" Finn threw the newspaper down.
"Finn… tighty whities weren't cool then. They're cool now, and that's because those three started the trend," Jacob explained.
"This is ridiculous," Finn laughed. "I mean, this is slander or something."
"Sorry, Finn. The paper can't please everyone," Jacob said packing up his stuff.
As Jacob left, Puck walked in.
"Hey man, how's it going?" Puck asked.
"It's been a rough day," Finn replied.
"So, I've read," Puck pulled out the paper, chuckling.
"Anyway, how was your weekend? Any luck?" Finn asked.
"It went well," Puck smirked, "but I need a favor from you."
Finn looked both ways before asking, "does it involve a closet?"
"What?" Puck said confused. "No, I need you to wedgie me to see if I'm cured or not."
Finn and Puck went behind a bookshelf before Finn latched his hands onto his Star Wars briefs. Finn stretched them up his back near his neck before letting go.
"Well?" Finn asked.
"I'm cured, bro," Puck smiled. "Now, turn around."
"What, no way!" Finn exclaimed.
Puck grabbed Finn and turned him around, swiftly taking hold of his Calvin Klein briefs.
"What? Did you think I'd let you wedgie me twice for free?" Puck asked pulling Finn's briefs high into the air.
Finn was on his tip toes when he felt and heard his undies rip.
"Whoops," Puck let go. "Later bro," Puck said slapping Finn's ass.
"Man, another pair ripped."
-GLEE-
"Zizes, you are so hot when wrestling?" Puck asked.
"I'm hot all the time Puckerman," Lauren corrected him.
"So, listen, I want to perform a solo for glee club, but I'm a little nervous," She admitted.
"Just do what I do. Imagine them in their underwear. Hell, I just imagine Finn and Schue cause they're tighty whitie losers," Puck explained.
"I don't think I could do that. Besides, tighty whities are hot right now," Lauren said, leaving Puck with an idea.
-GLEE-
Sam walked down the hallway looking for Quinn, he found standing with none other than Finn. He walked straight up to them. "Sam! Why did you think I was cheating on you!" Quinn scolded.
"Don't lie to me! You are cheating on me, that gumball story is fake!" Sam exclaimed. "We are over, I'm done with you. I found someone better."
"Who?" Quinn asked, angry.
"Santana!" Sam said, gritting his teeth.
Finn stood by them, as Quinn looked hurt and San turned around. He was super annoyed with Sam and wanted to embarrass him. He decided to walk up behind him and tug his jeans to the floor. His pink boxer-briefs were on showcase for the entire hallway. From across the hall Rick The Stick snickered at Sam. "That's actually really hot underwear." Ricky's girlfriend said, staring at Sam, who was pulling his pants up. Quickly he disappeared down the hallway.
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Every glee club male met in the hallway before Glee practice, puck having called them there. Holding a plastic bag Puck smiled. "I have some cartoon briefs in this bag." He began.
"What?" Finn asked. "Why did you bring those in?"
"Let me finish Hudson!" Puck growled before starting again. "I have this underwear for you guys to wear during glee club. No pants no shirts, just these."
"Umm, no. I'm not wearing those." Sam shook his head. "There's no reason."
"Lauren's nervous, And she needs help imagining the audience in their underwear." Puck started. "Put these on or I'll kick your ass, and you know I can.
Sam groaned, "I'm doing this for Lauren." Sam grabbed a pair of underwear a everyone else did, scared of what would happen if they didnt.
Lauren was waiting for the glee guys to come in so she could perform. She heard an 'oh my god' from Tina and turned around to find something she wast expecting. First Artie rolled in wearing a pair of Scooby Doo briefs. The waistband was green and the logo was written on the crotch.
Next mike strutted in with his cartoon briefs. He had on a pair of invader zim briefs. White, complete with images if characters sketched everywhere on them. They fit to his body loosely, but still turned Tina on.
After that Finn came in, wearing a pair of Power Ranger Briefs. They were white with red stitching and a red waistband. All of the power rangers were on the butt. This particular pair were just right for Finn, leaving him completely comfortable.
Sam showed off his next. He had an orange pair. They were hot wheels, and fit as if they were bikini briefs, leaving his ass perfectly outlined. The words 'Hot Wheels' were stitched to the waistband. Sam was the most uncomfortable in them, but still managed to come off as confident.
Finally, carrying a guitar Puck walked in. His briefs were black Star Wars briefs. They Didnt fit very well, leaving the bottom half of his ass completely out. But he looked hot.
All the boys took their seats as Lauren performed. And thanks to Puck, she rocked. And in the end, Sam felt a little more confident with his own underwear.
-GLEE-
You wanted to see me?" Sam asked Mr. Schue, directly after changing back into his own undies.
Mr. Schue stood up from his desk. "I felt bad about yesterday. With the uh, wedgie."
"Yeah, my ass does too." Sam said.
"I'm sorry Sam. That was so uncalled for." He apologized.
"Apology accepted." Sam smiled. "And no more wedgies between the two of us please."
"One more." Schue added, making Sam groan. "But this time I'm getting it." Will placed his hands in his desk.
"Wait, you're asking for a wedgie?" Sam giggled.
Schue laughed and sighed. "Yes. I deserve it."
Sam smiled and moved his hand towards his teachers ass. "Could you maybe give me easier access to them? I don't want my hands down your-"
"Sure." Schue replied, pulling his pants down so they rested at his mid-ass. "I tuck my shirt into my uhh-"
"Tighty whities?" Sam snickered.
Schue nodded. "Yes my tighty whities. Just pull them up please."
Sam gave three large tugs, bringing them to his midback. "I'll go easy on you, since you're the only teacher cool enough to do this."
Mr. Schue smiled as Sam left his office.
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Finn walked in the locker room to find Azimio sitting down answering a text. "Azimio we have to talk." Finn said.
"About what?" He looked up.
"Tighty whities were my thing, you teased me for them. Now you're taking credit for the fashion?" Finn started. "That's not right. I'll offer you 50 bucks to tell everyone the tighty whities were my thing."
Azimio snatched the money from Finn. He placed it in his pocket and smiled. "Sure thing. But I'm warning you, Boxer-Briefs are in now."
"Wait, what?" Finn asked. "Why?"
"You pantsed that Sam kid, apparently Rick's girlfriend found it hot. So, looks like we have a new trend." Azimio smiled.
"I want my money back then!" Finn exclaimed.
Azimio laughe and gave Finn a large, quick and painful wedgie. "I'll give you that instead, no refunds!"
Finn leaned back against the locker. "You Win some you lose some." He said to himself.
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