Sexy
-GLEE- Briefs
"Hey, how was school?" Kurt asked, walking into the kitchen.
"Pretty good. Only two wedgies today and Rachel still follows me from time to time, but I barely notice it anymore. How was your date with Blaine?" Finn asked raising his voice making sure Burt could hear him from the living room.
"A date?" Burt popped into the kitchen.
Finn smirked as he saw Kurt's face blush.
"It wasn't a date," Kurt retorted. "Finn was just being stupid," he looked at him smiling.
"Oh, okay," Burt replied, walking out of the kitchen, entering the bathroom.
"You know little bro… I'd be careful about who you're calling stupid," Finn leaned against the counter, an idea forming in his head.
"You do know I'm older than you right?" Kurt reminded.
"Yeah… but I'm bigger," Finn replied as he attacked and turned Kurt around, putting his face on the counter.
Finn reached into Kurt's tight black skinny and quickly yanked upward, a flash of purple appearing.
Kurt winced in pain as he heard Finn whisper, "Call this bikini briefs wedgie revenge for last week."
Finn yanked hard revealing Kurt's skimpy purple leg holes.
"Don't forget that I'm stronger than you," Finn reminded. "You'll never be able to wedgie me as good," Finn continued as he pulled harder on the thin fabric, causing the seams to begin to tear.
"Don't rip them!" Kurt pleaded.
Finn smiled as he disobeyed and pulled from the leg holes, causing the entire back of the purple bikini briefs to be ripped off.
Finn stared at the material in his hands as he heard Kurt's loudest scream.
"What the hell is going on in here?" Burt asked as he walked in. "Finn?" He called, noticing the ripped undies in his hand.
"Ummm," Finn said awkwardly.
"He wedgied me," Kurt interrupted.
"Finn, is this true?" Burt asked, stepping closer.
"Yeah, but it was only a little brotherly love. I was getting revenge. Kurt gave me one last week," he explained.
Burt looked back at Kurt for confirmation.
"Yeah, but I didn't rip off his underwear," Kurt stated, rubbing his butt.
"Shouldn't we both walk away from this being even?" Kurt suggested.
Burt looked at Finn as he rolled up his sleeves.
A drop of sweat formed on Finn's brow as he surrendered and turned around, lifting his shirt up revealing his white Hanes waistband and leaning over the counter.
He heard Burt cracking his fingers as he walked over to him and grabbed his waistband.
As he heard Finn's shrieks and his briefs ripped to shreds, Kurt knew this wouldn't settle the score between them.
He was going to humiliate Finn even worse but how?
-GLEE-Yuyi
Will walked to the doorway of Mrs. Fromes class, Holly Holiday was substituting there though, which was the reason he was there. "Holly, could I have a second?" He whispered, knocking on the door.
"Will Schuester, I always have time for you." She winked with a smile.
Will chuckled a bit as Holly closed the door behind her. "I just had a favor to ask, we need a sex Ed class for a week. New rule from Figgins-."
"I'd be happy to teach your glee kids." She smiled, cutting into Will's sentence.
"Thank you, so you'll there when you finish up here?" Will asked, to which Holly nodded in response.
Later, the Glee Kids were all sitting in the class waiting for Mr. Schue's announcement. "Okay guys! We need to have a sex Ed class, and I brought in someone I think you'd all like. Welcome back, Miss Holiday!"
As holly walked into the room everyone cheered and smiled. "Hey guys!" Holly greeted. "Ready for some sexual education?"
Everyone remained quiet, creating an awkward silence. "Come on guys! This is an important lesson. Finn, I hear last year you thought you got your girlfriend pregnant via hot tub?"
Finn blushed. "We'll... I uh..."
"And I know some people aren't exactly virgins here, so you might need to know the dangers." Holly shrugged.
Everyone in the class quickly looked at Santana. "What? I don't sleep around, I've only slept with like 2 or 3 people in this room. And I would've never slept with Finn if I knew h was wearing girls underwear."
"They're briefs!" Finn growled.
"Well they look like old lady underwear, they aren't sexy at all." Santana shrugged.
"Excuse me Santana but, that's extremely rude. Some people could find them extremely sexy." Rachel defended Finn.
Santana rolled her eyes. "If you have. Granny Panty fetish."
"That's enough!" Will scolded. "Let Ms. Holiday teach."
Finn sat back, completely red. "Maybe his briefs were the exact opposite of sexy." He thought. He looked around and crossed his arms, he definitely felt insecure now.
A new rule says that everyone must go through a week long sex education class.
Will brings the glee kids in and discovers Holly Holiday is teaching the course.
During the class, Santana teases Finn about his tighty whities saying that they aren't sexy and that they never would've had sex if he was wearing them when they did the nasty. This begins to make Finn feel insecure.
-GLEE- Yuyi
Back at Dalton, Kurt and Blaine were in the school after hours, coming up with choreography. "So, we definitely need sex appeal. If we can get people hot, they'll love us."
Kurt smiled. He really wanted to see some of Blaine's sexy choreography. "I think we could take a backstreet boys move, I might know one." Blaine's eyes widened as he turned around and pressed a few buttons on his laptop.
Kurt grinned and looked at Blaine's ass, pressed against his slacks. Kurt wondered what kind of underwear he was wearing. Kurt took a deep breath and decided he had to know. So, Kurt grabbed the sides of Blaine's pants an pulled them down. Blaine was wearing a pair of plain black boxers.
"Hey!" Blaine laughed turning around and pulling down Kurt's slacks to reveal his pink bikini briefs. "Oh my god! You just gave me an idea! We could all wear boxers!"
Kurt chuckled. "First off, no one is going to want to be on stage in their underwear. Second, if you're trying to be sexy, don't wear boxers."
"Why? Underwear is sexy." Blaine pulled his pants back up, as did Kurt.
"Not boxers. You might as well wear shorts." Kurt shrugged. "Briefs are the sexiest."
"But you need confidence in them. Trust me, you look pretty great in those things, but you'd look way better if you really owned them."
Kurt's heart fluttered. Had Blaine just told him he looked good in his underwear? Kurt almost became completely speechless, but he quickly stammered to speak. "Well, I'll try to be more confident this week. As long as you don't wear boxers for the rest of the week."
"Deal." Blaine smirked.
-GLEE- Briefs
"Holly, how have you been?" Will asked as the kids left the class.
"Mighty fine, Will Schuester. And how are you doing?" Holly smiled.
"Umm, not so good," Will answered honestly.
"I thought I detected a decrease in sexiness in your presence," Holly admitted.
"It's just… Emma and I never got back together and she married Carl the dentist," Will explained.
"Ah, well do you want her back?" Holly asked.
Will nodded.
"Then fight for her!" She yelled.
"I'm not sure if I can," Will replied as he remember his painful and humiliating defeat against Carl in the wedgie battle.
"So, you don't want her back?" Holly asked confused.
"I'm not sure," Will answered.
"Well, you've got to make up your mind," she advised.
-GLEE- Briefs
After school that day, Finn went up stairs and stripped out of his clothes leaving him in a white V-neck and his Hanes briefs.
He went downstairs and sat next to Burt on the couch, both of them in just their briefs and white V's.
During commercials, Finn spoke. "Burt, can I talk to you about something?" He asked somewhat nervous.
"If this is about the wedgie, I'm really sorry Finn-"
"No, it's not that. It's just… last week you said we could talk about anything," Finn mentioned.
"And I meant that," Burt nodded.
"Well, I was wondering if girls considered tighty whities to be sexy," Finn said, turning a slight red.
"Do you have a girlfriend, Finn?" Burt asked, wondering why this was important.
"No," Finn blurted out instantly. "It's just… I should know these things for the future."
"Well, haven't you ever had a girlfriend that has seen you in your briefs?" Burt asked.
"Yeah, of course," Finn referred to the dozens of times he was pantsed in school. "But a girl has never seen in my briefs in a romantic setting before."
"Well, Finn, I'm afraid I can't really help you," Burt replied.
"What? Why?" Finn asked.
"I haven't worn tighty whities since I was 10," Burt reminded.
"Oh yeah…" Finn said getting up.
"I can tell you one thing," Burt stood up. Finn turned around.
"Your mom sure does like them," Burt smiled, snapping his hanes waistband.
"Oh, God. Why?" Finn said disgusted. "I didn't need to know that."
"Sorry," Burt replied. "I was just trying to help, but maybe I'm not the right person."
"Maybe you should talk to Mr. Schuester about this," Burt stated. "I mean, I don't know this for a fact," he lied, "but he looks like a tighty whities guy to me. Maybe he'll have more answers for you."
Finn nodded. "Thanks Burt."
-GLEE- Yuyi
Sam walked down the hallway and bumped into Kurt. "Oh, hey! You visiting?"
"Yeah, missed everyone here." Kurt smiled. "How have things been going?"
"Pretty good." Sam smiled.
Kurt realized this would be the perfect time to get Sam to wedgie Finn! He just needed to get Sam near the conversation of his bikini briefs. He knew if he got Sam pissed at Finn, he would wedgie Finn. "Everyone treating Finn well after the whole underwear thing?"
Sam rolled his eyes. "Not really, but that's none of my business to intervene."
"I guess it's not. Imagine if you wore briefs and everyone teased you for it." Kurt said.
Sam could imagine, in fact it was one of his fears. "Luckily for me I don't wear tighty whities." He gave a nervous laugh.
Kurt made an awkward face, and looked to the ground. "I mean, I guess..."
"Why you acting so, uh..." Sam started. "What's that reaction for, I don't wear tighty whities."
Kurt had to hide his smile, he had a good enough opportunity to tell Sam. "It's just uhh... Finn kind of told me."
Sam's face dropped. "He- he told you? What did he tell you?"
"I'm not the only one who wears this type of underwear." Kurt said, patting his hip. "But it's fine, I can keep a secret."
Sam turned as red as humanly possible. "Me and your brother need to talk. See you later Kurt."
Sam stormed away from Kurt and went looking for Finn. Kurt followed behind Sam. If Sam was getting Kurt revenge, he had to see. Soon enough, he peaked trough the bathroom door to watch see Sam walking up to Finn.
Sam walked up behind Finn and threw his hands down his pants, coming up with a fistful of his tighty whities. "What the hell is your problem!"
"Ah! Eh! What are you doing?" Finn groaned. "Stop!"
"You told Kurt! How many people are gonna figure out about my- my." Sam shouted, pulling up again. This time he pulled the material to his mid-back.
Finn felt the pain of the cotton burning his butt. As he hissed in pain he tried to speak. "I'm sorry! But you have to hear me out!"
Sam pulled again, ripping Finn's briefs completely off. "No! I am done! This time you went too far!"
Sam started to walk away as fast as he could from the bathroom. Kurt quickly walked away from the door with a smirk. "Mission accomplished." He thought to himself.
-GLEE- Briefs
"So, Finn, what can I help you with?" Will wondered as they sat in their office.
"Well, it's about what Santana said the other day… you know about tighty whities not being considered sexy. I was wondering if that was true," Finn smiled.
"Oh," Will responded. "Are you asking this because you have a new girlfriend?"
"No, I was just wondering," Finn scratched his eyebrow.
"Well, I can tell you that Terri loved my briefs," Will shyly smiled, feeling slightly weird revealing this to a student.
"Really?" Finn's face lit up.
"Yeah, the skimpier the better. I even wore a pair of her pant-" Will stopped as he realized the story he was about to tell was quite embarrassing and revolved around him and a pair of black lace panties.
"Did I ever tell you that the reason she asked me out was because she saw me get pantsed in the hallway when I was 15?" Will changed the subject.
"What? Really?" Finn sat in shock. "What about your other girlfriends?"
"Finn, Terri was my highshool sweetheart," Will reminded.
"What about that week when everyone was calling you a man-whore and they said you slept with April Rhoads and Rachel's mom?" Finn wondered.
"You shouldn't believe everything you hear," Will replied, not wanting to get into those situations. "Just remember, Finn. The right person will think you're sexy in any underwear."
Finn got up and made his way to the door.
"Mr. Schue, are you okay? You seemed a little down when I walked in," Finn asked.
"Actually, seeing you move on with a new girlfriend has shown me what I have to do," Will responded.
"But I don't-"
"Good luck, Finn," Will cut him off, smiling.
-GLEE-Yuyi
Blaine and Kurt were sitting at the local Starbucks and drinking frappucinos. "So, haven't worn boxers at all this week, right?" Kurt asked.
Blaine smiled and snapped the waistband of his white boxer-briefs. "I've been wearing trunks and boxer briefs. I actually threw out all my boxers."
Kurt cocked an eyebrow. "Really?"
"Yeah. They were y least favorite anyway. Not enough security." Blaine smiled.
"Maybe you should replace them with briefs." Kurt suggested.
Blaine laughed, thinking Kurt was joking, but he wasn't. Kurt didnt say anything in response though. "Kurt, are you more confident?"
"Well, I got some wedgie revenge on my brother. I think that helped actually." Kurt smiled. "The warblers are gonna be the sexiest at regionals."
"Cheers to that." Blaine took a sip of his drink.
-GLEE- Yuyi
"So Emma, my lunch is over." Will looked at his watch. Will waved goodbye as he exited the room. Will and Emma had lunch together, and he was having a pretty good time. Then of course, he bumped into Carl. "You having lunch with my girl?"
Will sighed. "We were just hanging out." Will shook his head and walked into his office.
Carl shook his head and grabbed the back of Will's briefs, tugging his briefs all the way up to his shoulders. "Ah!" Will hissed in pain. Will wanted to wedgie him back. Then he realized, he was done fighting for Emma. Will felt as if he had moved on, he was ready for his problems with Carl to be over.
Carl tugged once more, letting Will's underwear snap back, leaving a red mark on Will's lower back. "And stay away with Emma!"
As Carl left, will fixed his wedgie. Then he sat down and rubbed his head. "Hey, Will. What's going on."
"Nothing. It's nothing." Will shrugged.
"Was that Emma's boyfriend? What were you guys talking about?" Holly asked, walking behind will's desk.
"I just realized that... I'm- I'm over Emma." Will said, looking at Holly. "I can move on."
Holly smiled and leaned in, giving will a long kiss on the lips. "That's a relief."
Will was surprised at Holly's action. Mostly, he just wondered where this was going.
-GLEE- Briefs
Finn parked on the curb as he pulled out his phone and re-opened a text.
It read, "My house. After school on Thursday for our own private tutoring session of Sex Ed."
Finn knocked on the door and then Quinn appeared behind it.
She guided him to her room and before they knew it, they started to lavishly make out. Clothes began to fly everywhere as Finn soon ended up in his bulging Hanes white briefs.
"This is so perfect… we can go public soon and have plenty of time to campaign for Prom King and Queen," Quinn smiled as she kissed Finn.
"But that's not all this is about, right?" Finn asked.
"Of course not," she kissed again.
"These have got to go," she smiled as she slipped her fingers on the inside of Finn's briefs.
"Alright!" Finn smiled as he stuck his thumbs to each side of the waistband.
"Finn… I meant permanently," Quinn whispered.