Born This Way

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So here's what you missed on Glee! So Finn's tighty whities got exposed to the entire school and he really wanted to get the heat off of him so he showed of Sam's bikini briefs. Now Sam keeps getting wedgied, ouch! Oh, and Kurt's been dealing with this whole bullying situation and he switched schools.

And that's what you missed on Glee!

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"Okay, guys its booty camp time!" Mr Schue yelled as he stood in front of the stage. "You know the routine, do it as best you can!"

As everyone started dancing Finn started to mess up obviously. "I hate boxers!" Finn thought to himself as he began to try to dance out his wedgie. "All they do is give me constant wedgies and nothing even feels secure..."

As he continued to try to dance out his wedgie, he swung his arm and accidentally punched Rachel in the face. "Oh-Oh my god!" He exclaimed. "Are you okay, I'm so sorry!"

"My nose! I think you broke it!" She cried, squeezing the bridge of her nose.

The next day in glee everyone awaited Rachel's announcement concerning her nose. "Okay, everybody! Listen up!" She began. "My nose is broken! But, the doctor persuaded me to get a nose job?"

"You can't do that!" Puck spat. "Your nose has been passed down through Jewish culture for centuries!"

"He said it could increase my voice possibly!" Rachel replied.

"Or it could change it." Mr. Schue joined it. "Your voice is already beautiful!"

"Okay hold up!" Santana said from the back of the room. "I've heard that Rachel has a bit of a shnoz, I wouldnt know because like medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her."

"Rude." Finn commented.

"Why not let Rachel try to make herself look better. If something about yourself is embarrassing change it. We could all actually learn something from Finn today. He traded in his granny panties for some boxers, and I don't think I've seen Azimio or Karofsky tease him all day." She smiled. "Sam, you especially. Not only do you have lips the size of a Whale's, but you wear underwear that may or may not be from Victoria's Secret. All, I'm saying is if you don't like something about yourself change it."

"No. You guys can't talk like this. The part of you that you'd like to Change Is the most interesting." Mr Schue smiled. "I don't want to hear this chat from anyone."

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"Rachel's a beautiful girl, she doesn't need a nose job." Will said, as he rubbed some fruit with a napkin to help Emma. "And Finn doesn't need boxers to be cool."

"I couldn't agree more." Emma said, popping a grape into her mouth. "Finn shouldn't change his underwear for people, and Rachel shouldn't change her nose for others. Just like I'm not changing anything for others."

"Even your OCD? You don't want to change that?" Will questioned.

"First of all, I prefer Neat Freak or Cleaning Bug. Second, I have accepted my problem. I may not have been born this way, but-"

"Born this way!" Will exclaimed.

"No, I said I was not born this way." Emma corrected.

"No, You just gave me a new lesson for the week. It includes the kids favorite teacher: Gaga."

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"I totally need to win Prom Queen." Santana thought to herself as se approached Finn's Prom King poster and drew a pair of tighty whities and a moustache on it. "Brittany would totally want to be my girlfriend afterwards. The only problem is I need myself a hot Prom King."

Looking over she spotted Sam, his pants were at his ankles and his underwear being pulled up towards his skull. It covered his white striped shirt but his entire ass was on display for the world. He looked as I he was ready to cry. "If Sam didn't have that damn bikini revelation, he might have been that guy." She thought, looking over at the wedgier, Karofsky. "But Karofsky just might be able to win this for me."

As she watched Karofsky she noticed something, his eyes were directly pointed at Sam's ass. "Oh my god. He's a total gay." She said to herself.

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Will stood in front of the glee club with Emma next to him. "Okay guys! Last time we were here I really didn't like what I was hearing. So Miss Pillsbury and I have made an assignment for the week." He started. "We'll be ending the week with the anthem of self love- Born This Way!"

"This is my song." Mercedes said from the back. "So y'all best back off."

"Guys, that's not all. I want you all to think of a word that describes the thing about yourself you'd like to change most." Will smiled. "Miss Pillsbury will print that word on a white t-shirt that we will all be performing in!"

"Sam, are you gonna write panties on yours?" Santana teased, putting her hand on Sam's shoulder. Sam looks down and didn't answer.

"Santana, stop." Mr. Schue scolded. "You need this lesson more than anyone."

Santana rolled her eyes as Will started speaking again. "I have mine all made."

Will unzipped his hoodie to reveal a white T-Shirt that read 'Nerd' across the chest. "I was the biggest nerd in high school."

"I bet you were Mr. Schue!" Finn teased playfully.

"I'm claiming my nerd hood before you today. I was born a nerd and I'm proud." He started. "So, I can't wait to see all yours."

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Santana carried her Mocha Cappucino as she sat down at a table with Karofsky, a smile creeping up on her face. "I'm running for Prom Queen. And you're going to be my king."

"Why? You're not even gonna ask, just state that I'm gonna run with you?" Karofsky asked.

"You're gonna run with me because I know your secret." Santana smiled.

"And what's that?"

"That you're gay." Santana shrugged blandly.

Karofsky gulped and flinched a little. "Who told you that? Cause they are lying."

"Cut the crap, I saw you checking you Sam's ass. Guess what, your secret, it's out." She smiled. "And you need to apologize to Kurt."

Karofsky wiggled in his seat, and never looked at Santana. "Why are you doing this?"

"Have you ever heard the term beards? It's when a gay and a lesbian date to hide the fact that they're gay." Santana said.

"So you're?"

"I mean, I'm not ready to get a dyke spike and ride down Main Street in a rainbow chomper, But we need each other. We will win Prom Queen and King."

-GLEE-

Finn walked into Mr. Schue's office and took a seat across from him. "Please tell me there won't be any wedgies today."

"I want to talk to you." Mr. Schue said. He leaned forward an rested his chin on his knuckles. "I saw you wearing boxers. You were sagging in glee club today. What's up?"

"Just felt more comfortab-"

"Don't lie to me, Finn." Will said sternly.

Finn sighed. "Quinn told me to. She said I'll gain more popularity and I need that."

"Is that why you outed Sam's underwear?" Will questioned. "Let me ask you this, how would you feel if-if Puck was to tell everyone about your underwear that day he found out, how would you feel?"

"I-I don't know..." Finn trailed off, sounding sad.

"How would you feel?"

"Sad. Scared. Embarrassed." Finn answered meakly.

"So why would you ever do this to Sam, to another person. He's just like you." Will looked directly at Finn and tapped his pen on the desk. "You had all these friends keeping your secret, and you couldn't do the same?"

"Mr. Schue, could you please just give me a wedgie and get this over with." Finn took a deep breath.

"No. You need to learn your lesson. You need to help yourself with this whole 'I Like Boxers Now' dilemma, it's not you. But your mission for the week isn't that. You need to help Sam, because no one else is."

"Fine." Finn blurted up. "Can I go?"

"Yes." Will said as Finn walked towards the door. "Finn." He called.

Finn turned around in the doorway. "What?"

"I'm really disappointed in you."

In shame, Finn nodded his head and walked away feeling terrible. Mr. Schue being disappointed in him was worse than a wedgie.

-GLEE-

Finn walked into Kurt's room, still thinking about what Mr. Schue said. "Kurt can we talk. I need help with something."

"Yep?" Kurt asked, looking up from his magazine.

"Mr. Schue made it my mission to help Sam this week. I want to. I really do, but I don't know what to do." Finn explained. "I wanna make him comfortable in his own underwear, that's not easy."

"How did you become comfortable?" Kurt asked.

Finn thought for a minute, as he twiddled his thumbs. "I walked down the hallway in my underwear?"

"Time Warp. A music number, in your briefs." Kurt cocked his head. "Maybe Sam needs the same thing?"

"So, we strip him to his bikini briefs and make him dance?" Finn questioned. "He's gonna have to take his pants off because he wants to."

"Maybe he would feel more comfortable if the entire glee club wore bikini briefs." Kurt suggested.

"They would never agree to that." Finn crossed his arms.

"They will, they care about Sam." Kurt smiled. "We'll do a whole flash mob. In bikini briefs it'll be epic."

Finn nodded and smiled. "Sounds great!"

-GLEE-

"It's noon!" Mercedes said, as she walked the glee club to the huge concrete stairs at Mckinley High. "It's official!"

"What is?" Sam asked.

"My transfer!" Kurt called from the top of the steps. He quickly ran down the stairs to his friends. "Kurt Hummel is back at Mckinley!"

"Group hug! Bring it in everyone!" Finn smiled. "We missed you Kurt."

As everyone wrapped Kurt in a big hug, he smiled. "I missed you all so much."

"Kurt?" Blaine tapped Kurt on the shoulder.

"Blaine." Kurt's face immediately lit up. "What are you doing here?"

"I wanted to say goodbye, your official transfer to Mckinley, even though I'll still have you on weekend." Blaine said.

"Come here!" Kurt smirked as he pulled Blaine in for a hug. "I'm gonna miss seeing you everyday at school though."

"Me too." Blaine rubbed Kurt's back before releasing Kurt from the hug. "Catch up with your friends."

"I will. Bye." Kurt blushed as he waved goodbye to Blaine and prepared to start class again.

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It was after school and all the glee guys except Kurt and Sam were in the locker room. Finn walked around some lockers to talk to the guys. He was fully dressed, but with the exception of Artie, no one else was. Puck was wearing only his green Luigi Briefs with the white piping as he texted. "Guys!" Finn called for everyone's attention. "Sam needs our help. He doesn't even come by the gym with us anymore."

"Where are you going with this Hudson?" Puck asked.

"Flash mob." He answered with a smile. "A bikini brief Flashmob. We're all gonna wear bikini briefs and dance. So Sam can be comfortable with himself."

"I'm not doing that." Mike shook his head. "I don't wear panties, I'm not a girl."

"Chang's right dude, if Sam wants to wear them, fine. I'm not." Puck refused. Quickly everyone went back to what they were doing leaving Finn ignored. He looked at Puck, if he could get Puck to do it, he could get everyone to do it. He hopped down confidently and put his arm around Puck. Clad in only his underwear, he looked at Finn. "Not wearing a bikini still."

"Dude, please." Finn begged. "He gets bullied everyday. He gets wedgied everytime he walks down the hall. Everyone teases him, no one wants to be his friend because it will lower their popularity. All because of a pair of underwear."

"So?" Puck shrugged. "You never cried over it."

"He's always bullied. What if he kills himself? People bullied like this do that you know? No one will see but us guys. The only thing that would happen is you could help Sam. We all put cartoon briefs on for you once!" Finn tried to persuade.

"I'm wearing Black ones." Puck said, trying to sound tough.

"I can arrange that." Finn smirked.

"Okay, guys! We're doing it!" Puck turned around. "Deny it and ill kick your ass. Pick a color everyone!"

Mike and Artie gave one another an awkward expression. They didn't challenge Puck though, that'd be dumb.

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Sam was in the locker room after school. He liked to work out when he was feeling down, it made him feel stronger when he felt weak. As he finished his workout he stripped to his black bikini briefs, and opened up his locker to grab some other clothes. "Sam!" Kurt called from around the other corner.

"Oh! Kurt! These are just, I figured I could get away with these since I thought no one was gonna be here this late." Sam looked at the ground startled.

"I don't care what kind of underwear you wear Sam. I'm the last person to judge you." Kurt smiled.

Sam half smiled looking up on Kurt. He nodded. "Why are you here?"

As Sam grabbed a shirt, Kurt smiled. "Dress quicker, we need to go somewhere."

"Where?" Sam asked stepping into a pair of gray sweatpants.

"The auditorium. I have something to show you." Kurt answered. "Come on!"

As Sam finished dressing, Kurt grabbed his hand and led him towards the Auditorium. "You are gonna love this!"

Sam was confused until he entered the Auditorium to see Finn standing on the stage in a pair of White bikini briefs and nothing else. "God, what is this?" Sam sighed.

"Sam! This weeks lesson inspired me to help you! Mostly because I know what it's like to be teased for your underpants! But I wanted you to know that your friends will stick with you!" Finn grinned. "You were born this way!"

Then, as Born This Way began, all the glee guys came out in different colored bikini briefs. All dancing and playing, in an attempt to help Sam. Sam looked over, Kurt was stripping to his Bikini Briefs. "I-I don't want to do this right now." He turned to leave.

"Sam! You need to go up there! Trust me once you can be open about this it will feel better. You have an entire group of friends dancing in their underwear to help you." Kurt looked at Sam. "Undress. I know you're strong enough!"

Sam hesitated and looked at the ground trying to process Kurt's words. Then, he did it. He stripped off all his clothing and began to sing and dance with Kurt and all the guys. For the first moment, Sam felt like he wasn't being judged.

-GLEE-

Once again Finn sat across from Mr. Schue in his office. "Mr. Schue I followed your assignment and-"

"I saw you in the bikini briefs. You got every guy to do that?" Schue asked.

Finn nodded, turning bright red.

"I'm proud of you Finn." Schue smiled. "You helped Sam a lot. I could tell by his expression."

"Thanks." Finn smiled. He was embarrassed about Schue seeing his bikinis, it felt different than his tighty whities.

"How they feeling?" Schue asked.

"I don't know..." Finn said. He had just finished the performance and honestly couldn't wait to take these things off.

"Like I said, really proud of you Finn." Schue smiled, standing up. "Give me a hug."

Finn smiled and wrapped his arms around Mr. Schue, who did the same. "Nice bikinis by the way." Schue teased giving a slight tug to the material on Finn's butt. Finn jumped a bit and laughed.

"I'm really sorry I disappointed you." Finn pulled away, and headed toward the door.

"Don't worry about that." Schue smiled. "You rectified everything anyway."

Hope you all enjoyed! New fanfic coming soon involving Elliot Stable from SVU and Seeley Booth from Bones. Will be five chapters and most chapters will include smut.