A/N: I finished this one really fast, surprisingly. And just so ya know I do not own RWBY in any way shape form or how. that being said, enjoy!
"So let me get this straight, you have no name, family, no friends and no recorded history?"
"No, I have a family, I have friends, and I have a recorded history, my name doesn't matter because I grew up VERY far away from the kingdoms," I had been going over this same question for what seemed like hours.
"Then why don't you tell me your name?" asked the man, he introduced himself as Ozpin, of course I knew exactly who he was the minute I saw him. I mean there aren't very many unnaturally wise looking dude who is constantly followed by a blonde dressed as a librarian with a riding crop. Speaking of… the show did Glynda Goodwitch no justice, that woman wasn't just scary she was downright terrifying. But I digress (that's a really fun word to say just so ya all know), I was sitting there trying to figure out a response when I realized something, 'why am I not telling him? It's not like it matters. I mean sure this feels like some crazy self-insert story but how likely is that? I guess I did just end up in remnant sooo…' THWACK! I was jerked out of my mental musings by the sound of Glynda's riding crop hitting the table, and the sound of my body hitting the floor. The sound made me jump enough that I tipped the chair I had been sitting in backwards spilling me ungracefully onto the floor with a dull thud… and a moan of pain that came out of my mouth.
"-on't see why you needed to do that," I heard Ozpin say. Unfortunately I didn't get to hear the beginning of him chewing the terrifying woman in front of me out over the sound of my pain. I laid on the floor for a few minutes contemplating my situation. I was on remnant, being questioned by a really scary lady who could probably rip me limb from limb with a wave of her hand, a guy who probably already knows that something is off about me, I mean seriously the guy knew everything in the show there's no possible way he doesn't realize that I'm not from one of the little towns outside vale. Not to mention I'm a terrible liar. I tried to get up but only succeeded in putting myself in more pain. "Are you alright?" said unnaturally wise guy asked.
"Fine," I grunted through gritted teeth, "ribs just hurt." The man walked over to me and helped me back into the chair Glynda up righted with her magicky semblance.
"Not surprising considering the beating you took from that Ursa two days ago," the strict woman interjected. Oh ya, fun fact, I was out for two days after demon Smokey bashed me into a tree.
"Speaking of your little incursion in Emerald Forest, how did you end up on the back of an Ursa so close to the school without any evidence of what direction you came from?" asked Ozpin. Of course I knew exactly what he really meant, he wanted to know how I made it into the middle of Emerald Forest without him seeing me on one of those hidden cams he kept out in said forest.
"Now that is an interesting question o great wizard of the Ozluminati, one that I would really like to know the answer of if you ever find out," I told him. As soon as the words left my mouth I saw Ozpins eyes narrow slightly and Glynda almost have a heart attack by the looks of it. "I dun goofed haven't I?" I asked.
"I suppose you could put it that way," the man in front of me said as he took a sip of his coffee. "Now why don't you tell me how you know who I am," he said making it sound more like an order than a request.
"Uh um well…" I started trying to think of something to say. 'What can I say? It's not like he'll believe me if I tell the truth, of course I'm a terrible liar so maybe… whelp when in doubt Mary Stu.' I looked at Ozpin and took a deep breath "at first this isn't gonna make much sense but the more I talk the more you'll understand, or you're just gonna think I'm crazy, but I'm optimistic so…."
A/N: Sorry if this is a little short, I'll probably make some longer chapters eventually. also tell me what you think about my first little glimpse of Ozpin and Glynda, please tell me what you think and remember constructive criticism is welcome.
darthslender64 signing out.