Chapter 2: Idiots…All of Them…
"KAOOOORIIIIII!" No sooner had I stepped out of the classroom than a tall blonde boy tackled me to the ground.
"What in the world?" I exclaimed. He helped me up then bowed to me.
"Kaori, let me introduce myself, my name is Tamaki. I am the prince of the Ouran Host Club, and we would be honored if you would join us!" He beamed at me. Huh, so this is the guy that runs the Host Club…I can't believe he came to ask me! I was on my way to ask him…hmmmm maybe I can milk this situation…
"Why did you tackle me like that?" I asked, pretending to be upset.
"I…I wanted to catch you before you left…" he grinned sheepishly at me.
"Why do you want me to join? You don't know anything about me."
"Honey-senpai graduated last year, along with Mori-senpai. The Host Club needs a new boy-lolita and you are just perfect for the part!" He grabbed onto me and spun me around in the hallway. "You're so little and adorable for a second year! Tell me, do you like sweets and cute things?"
"Uuuuuhhh…" What was wrong with this guy? He's acting like an over-excited puppy…
"Tamaki!" A voice broke through his insistent begging.
"Yes, my princess?" He suddenly snapped into the womanizer I pictured him to be, except he definitely had real love in his eyes when he looked at the girl that had interrupted him.
"What are you doing to him?" She looked at me with sympathy in her eyes.
"Oh Haruhi!" He exclaimed, snapping right back into how he was before. "Kaori could be the next Honey! I mean, no one could ever really replace Honey, but we need a new boy-lolita for the club! Oh, Mama!" He turned to a boy who had come to watch the spectacle. "Don't you think Kaori would be just perfect? He could be the 'cute thing' for when we find the next Mori-senpai! Not like anyone could replace him either…maybe Ritsu would want to fill that role? Oh and we need a new Haruhi too!" Did he just call this guy…Mama? What the heck? I stood in shock while Tamaki babbled on and on to Haruhi and the tall boy in glasses.
"Hey boss," I felt an arm fall across my shoulder.
"What are you going on about?" Another arm fell on my other shoulder. I looked to the boys on either side of me and realized one of them was the boy I had run into, and his twin.
"Hikaru, Haoru! Do you think he could be our new Honey?"
"It's a possibility," the one on my left leaned in to look at me better. "He is pretty cute."
"Do you like cake?" asked the other.
"Uhhh…." I looked at the scene that was going on around me. The silent one in glasses – the one Tamaki called "Mama" must have been Kyouya. He and Haruhi seemed to be the only one with sense around here…the twins were pulling at my hair and cheeks and Tamaki was on his knees going on and on about how I was perfect.
Idiots…all of them…I thought to myself. I am surrounded by idiots…