"Wow, this place is amaaaaaazing!" Tommy exclaimed. This was the third and last church they'd been to.

"Yeah, agreed..." The walk up to the aisle was very long, there was a massive organ, and it was the cheapest and closest to them. They both smiled at the vicar.

"Does this mean what I think it means?" He smiled back. The couple looked at each other.

"Yes!" The vicar led them into a room with an old fashioned typewriter, and the smell of old, musty bibles. Tommy spoke.

"Um, well our baby is due in 15 weeks, so can we do it 18 weeks ahead?"

"That's absolutely fine. Seeing as you've done it so soon, we have nothing booked for that day. The Saturday, yes?"

"Yeah." Tina replied. They both signed and went off for some lunch.

"What do you fancy?"

"Do you know what I reeeeally want?" Tina moaned; Tommy braced himself. "Some pork scratchings, a ham and cheese bap and a big hot chocolate with cream... ahh. But we can't afford all that, so leave out the pork scratchings!"

"... your wish is my command." Tommy winked, kissed Tina's hand then off he went into the queue, while Tina got a seat. Then she looked at the menu.

"Tommy!" Tina called.

"Yeah?" Tommy answered, unknowingly.

"Put caramel on the cream, and extra cheese in the bap!"

"..."

They sat down, Tina with her extra large bap and big hot chocolate; Tommy with his bacon sandwich. "How much does all this come to?" Tommy wondered.

"Don't know, and I don't care, this bap is amazing!"

After finishing, Tina called over the waitress.

"Can I have another one of those baps?" She asked. The waitress smirked.

"Don't you think you've had enough, love? Look, you're gaining on the pound!" She pointed at her bump with her pen. Tommy and Tina's mouths hung open.

"Did you actually just say that? She's pregnant!" Tommy bit back. The young waitress saw the error of her ways.

"Oh... sorry. I'll let you have all this for free."

"-and the bap." Tina included.

"And the bap." She concluded, then went off to fetch it. Tina looked and Tommy and laughed.

"I can't believe it! All that for free!" She was filled with joy.

Tina was slumped on the couch, feeling sorry for herself. "My back hurts! Tommy, can you rub the cream?" She moaned, again.

"Yeah, yeah." He walked in from the bedroom, with the cream tub in his hand. Tina lifted her top up, with her back facing Tommy. He maneuvered his hands up and down her back with his hands.

"Ugh... that feels so good!"

"Try not to make dodgy noises."

"Ha, but it does feel goooood... Can you do my neck?" Tommy worked his hands up more, and pulled Tina's screwed up t-shirt back. Then she gasped.

"What?" Tommy stopped, then pulled her t-shirt down.

"He's kicking! Come, feel!" Tommy placed a hand on her large bump and feel it kick.

"Wow, he's a little fighting!" They both had massive smiles on their faces. Tommy gave Tina a big kiss, then left for work.