"Last time on Total Drama: Moonlight Island—" Chris is kicked by an unknown female. She's wearing flashy clothes, has pastel pink hair that fades into a pastel blue, pastel pink lipstick, and a flashy dress.

"YOU are no longer the host of this show. I, Ellie Greene, AM!" she exclaims. It is now visible that the dock has been replaced by a Fashion runway, the campfire is now a stage. "We've made some... adjustments... since last time. First of all, I, teen icon Ellie Greene, am your hostess. Second, instead of a campfire ceremony, we will now have a TDA-style Awards Ceremony. If they fail to receive an award, they will take the Runway of Shame, and take a flight to Playa des Losers!" Ellie explains as she steps off of the circular, pink platform at the end of the runway, pulling Chris behind her. "Total Drama Moonlight Island begins for real, right now."

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Ellie pushes Chris along the Runway of Shame. A screen on the stage displays "Chris". Chris falls through a trap door, but then comes out in a helicopter, leaving his own show against his will.

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"Please, don't think too much about the confusion earlier. All you need to know is, ot's challenge time, and your survival is not guaranteed!"

"Oh dear lord..." Kenny mumbles.

"Today's challenge is very simple. It's a water gun fight. The team with either the most standing by the time limit, or who outlives the other team, wins immunity. The time limit is five hours. You will need to strategically maneuver your way around the island, and aim carefully. If you don't aim carefully, you get shot, cuz you'll get noticed! If you fall into any body of water, you are out. Chef will be dropping hazards onto the playing field. Exercise caution. Snakes, since you won the last challenge, you get a special advantage! You will be in the forest somewhere, while the Beavers will be forced to find a base at camp. Ready? I don't care! Go!"

"Also," she continues, stopping the campers from finding hiding places, "There is an Elimination Idol in this challenge. Find it, and you can choose which of the twenty-one players will go home tonight."

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Nicole is walking in the forest. She sees something gleaming in a bush, and takes it out. "The idol?!"

"Who're you gonna eliminate with that thing?" Mitchell asks, scaring her.

"AHHHH!" Nicole screeches as she turns around and falls backwards. Mitchell catches her, tango style. Nicole blushes.

"Relax. It's just me. Oh, and, I don't shoot that way," Mitchell states, dropping her.

"Ow!"

"*Sigh*... Do you wanna know who I think you should eliminate with that thing?"

"Who?"

"Marina. She's the strongest competitor on the island."

"True. Thanks for the input."

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(Mitchell's Confessional)

"No ulterior motives whatsoever. Sure, I've bonded with Terrence the most, despite his being on the other team, and he's one of the only friends I've made in my life, but I'm only telling Nicole to eliminate her because Marina is her team's, the winning team, strongest player. If we don't eliminate her now, who knows when her team will lose?"

(Confessional Ends)

"Let's hunt down some Snakes," Ira suggests.

"Sure," Franz replies.

"Gotcha!" Hajime exclaims as he shoots the two Beavers down.

"Agh..." Franz groans.

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"We're gonna win this thing!" Florence exclaims.

"Oh no you're not!" Nico exclaims as she is taken down by his water gun.

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"By this point," Alexa says, "I expect that there is a grand total of eighteen contestants left in this Hydraulic Hunger Games."

"HIYAAAAA!" Lilian screams. Alexa non-chalantly shoots her, and turns around to see Sunshine, whom she also shoots.

"Make that sixteen."

Valerie shoots Alexa from above.

"Make that fifteen."

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Mitchell is non-chalantly walking about.

"Mitchell!" Terrence exclaims, as he tries to shoot. His gun is jammed.

Mitchell non-chalantly shoots at Terrence. "Ah man! You got me!" Terrence whines.

"Why don't you follow me? I need the extra pair of eyes," Mitchell suggests. Terrence nods. As soon as they start walking, Marina jumps dons from a tree and shoots Mitchell.

"So dreamy..." Terrence muses. Mitchell's face shows that he is all but amused.

(Mitchell's Confessional)

"It's not like a I care or anything, it's just that I want Terrence all to myself-" he covers his mouth in horror to what he just admitted on international television. "Oh god!" he exclaims. "I-I just said that! For millions of viewers all over the friggin' globe to see! Oh my freaking god! Frick! F***!"

(Confessional Ends)

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"Ugh..." Kenny groans as he falls into a lake.

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"I'm so happy to still be in the game~!" Antoinette exclaims.

"Not for long!" Nate shouts as he shoots her.

"Awwww..." Antoinette whines as she walks away.

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(Yvonne's Confessional)

"So, I'm all alone at the headquarters. Not fun. Valerie, Lilian, and Sunshine were supposed to get back a looooong time ago!"

(Confessional Ends)

Mira comes riding in on a pig, and shoots Yvonne down. "Yee— crap!" Mira exclaims as Valerie shoots her from the trees.

"Easy enough—"

Valerie is shot by Marina.

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A montage of the remaining campers (save for Helena, Marina, Nico, and Nicole) is being shown.

The two duos walk in as the sun begins to sets. Western music starts playing.

"Haaaaa...!" Helena exclaims as she shoots at Nicole, who shoots right back at her.

"Dang it!" both girls exclaim.

Marina non-chalantly shoots Nico and walks away.

(Nicole's Confessional)

"Marina may have won her team the challenge, but she's going home. Haha!"

(Confessional Ends)

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The two teams are gathered at the Runway of Shame for the first ever Moonlight Awards Ceremony.

"First off, I'm soooo excited to be hosting my very first Awards Ceremony! Here's how my Awards Ceremonies work: each contestant, even if they're not in the losing team, will receive an award. However, one will receive the Suckiness Award, and be forced to strut their pathetic stuff on the Runway of Shame! Get it? Got it? Good! The Best Performance Award goes to Marina! The rest of her team gets a Safetiness Award! Now, Beavers... Nico, the Best Loser Performance Award goes to you. Nicole, and everyone else gets a Safetiness Award."

"We're all safe?" Terrence asks.

"No, Terrence," Ellie replies, "Marina, you'll be trading your Award for a Suckiness Award. You were kicked off via Elimination Idol."

"WHAT?!" Terrence asks "NO!"

"Thank god," Marina deadpans.

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Marina walks the Runway of Shame. The screen on the stage displays "Marina, 21st" on it. She falls through the trap door, and leaves the island via helicopter.

"Why did she have to leave...?" Terrence asks.

Question of the day: How do you feel about Ellie?

Rankings:

22nd, Leon

Non-Participant, Chris

21st, Marina

Stay tuned for Chapter Four!