Chapter 11- Comparing food to body parts
December 23
Sting
Natsu
Lucy
Elfman
Elfman: Real men CHAT!
Sting: I wish Rouge-kun were here!
Elfman: IF YOU WERE A REAL MAN YOU WOULD BE DATING GIRLS! NOT MEN!
Sting: Whatever! Fuck me sideways!
Natsu: That sounds really wrong
Sting: I know it's supposed to be wrong!
Lucy: Are you saying …. *Ahem* You want to… fuck Elfman? I mean come on…
Sting: No! Rouge is all mine!
Natsu
Lucy
Happy
Erza
Gray
Erza: Great job on the mission everyone! But yet again….Why did we have to wear those bunny costumes again… They feel werid
Lucy: Yeah! When we walked into that one bar across town all the men were over me and Erza! You jerks!
Natsu: *Teehee* I couldn't help it!
Happy: That was pretty funny! Especially when people were asking you to have sex with them!
Lucy: THAT'S NOT FUNNY! I'm still a virgin and I don't want any of those dude's taking it!
Erza: Same here!
Gray: Then who would it be! Who would You want to take your virginity
Lucy: You know…I'm not sure! ANYWAY DIFFERENT TOPIC
Natsu: I thought you said a couple days ago you like bananas!
Lucy: I THOUGHT THEY MEANT THE REAL BANANA NOT THE PENIS YOU DUMBO!
Natsu: I like cherries!
Lucy: What's that supposed to mean? Why are we going on the topic of fruit
Happy: You mean boobs Natsu don't you!
Lucy: I SEE NOW! WERE COMPARING FOOD TO SEXUAL BODY PARTS ARE WE!
TRUTH GAME
Elfman: Truth is to Sting!
Sting: *Huffs* Fine!
Elfman: ARE YOU A REAL MAN?
Sting: Yeah I am boy! I gotta penis and everything!
Lucy: Were still going to continue off of this are we!
Juvia: TRUTH IS GRAY- SAMA 3
Gray: Fine. What is it?
Juvia: You love Juvia…Right 3
Gray: Meh.
Juvia: MY LOVE FOR GRAY- SAMA….WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! LOVE RIVAL IS IT YOU LUCY!
Lucy: I'm not interested in Gray. I've said this a million times before!
So I thought I will add this chapter because I am super crazy bored.