Authors Note: Chapter update! And since someone suggested Jasper next…. (Drum roll please) JK. I can't think of anything for Jasper so I give you Alice.

Alice POV

This is turning out just as I saw it would, the rest of my family not being able to get a monkey out of my poor little sisters' room. Of course I also have no idea since the monkey has not decided when he was going to leave himself. But I have my own ideas I would like to put out. Mhhm…. Bella's decided her next helper. She will ask in 5….4…..3…..2….1.

"Alice….?" Bella began.

"Say no more Bella." I said. "You're talking to a Physic here." "He hasn't made up his mind yet, but I know what he really wants." "TO GO SHOPPING!" "Oh shut up Edward she won't wake up for 6 hours and 47 minutes."

Edward faintly growled so low any human wouldn't have heard it.

"Anyway….. I'll go shopping, bring back a new wardrobe, and the monkey will leave being cuter than ever!" I said already thinking of his clothing size. "He's been deprived of his fashion need for way too long." "He came to your bedroom looking for something nice to wear."

"Are you sure this will work." Bella said hazily.

"No… but who doesn't want a new wardrobe." I argued. "I mean naked is so last year."

"Okay." She agreed.

5 dream hours later (In dream.)

"Alice." Bella mumbled. "What's with all the bags?"

"Don't you know how hard it is to find a store that sells monkey clothes." I asked. "By the time I got to Japan I bought everything they had." "You should be grateful"

Bella's eyes bulged out. "Japan?" She screamed.

"Now when do we start the fashion show on the stage?" I asked ignoring her.

"STAGE! WHEN DID THAT GET HERE?" Dream Bella asked.

"It's a dream, things just appear." I told her taking out his first outfit out one of many bags. "Now help me get this on him already."

Bella grumbled some things inaudible to even my ears and helped stuff the monkey into a suit. Though I think I heard her ask how the stage even fit in her room.

"Alright!" I yelled. "Cue the music and lights!" "Open the curtain!"

Everything began as the monkey danced on to the stage. He started doing the Disco and Running man as he made his way down the stage.

"WORK IT MONKEY!" I yelled.

"HE CAN DANCE TOO?" Dream Bella yelled surprised.

386 outfits later

"That's the last of them." I told Bella.

"It's about time." She mumbled.

Real World

"Alice… The monkey hasn't left." Bella said.

"At least he looks cute." I said sheepishly.

"I'll ask someone else for help."

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