Authors Note: As promised this is Rose's chapter. This is the second to last chapter and the next one will be the last.
Rosalie's POV
I have to admit Bella is still not my favorite person. She was practically going to throw her life away to become a vampire. She would miss moments like this when she could fall asleep on the couch. I would give anything to be in her place dreaming about a monkey that wouldn't leave my room. I was the only person who hadn't tried to get the monkey out of her room. So I sat waiting for my cue.
"Rose?" she asked me.
I didn't answer.
"Why is there a monkey in my room?" She questioned.
"Why the heck would I know?" I told her.
"You're my last hope Rose; can you get the monkey out my room?" She asked desperately.
"I would if I knew how." I told her honestly.
"Just wow him with your beauty, and ask him to go out for a few drinks." She told me.
I couldn't help but laugh at her logic.
"Sure why not." I told her still laughing.
Emmett looked at me like I was mad.
"First he's going to beat me at my own video games, then steal my women!" Emmett said upset.
"You do realize it's just a dream right?" Edward told him rolling his eyes. "And that there is no real monkey right?"
Emmett just crossed his arms and started pouting.
"Don't forget your red dress." Bella mumbled.
"How could I." I told her.
15 minutes later (In dream) BELLA POV
I growled at the monkey who was sprawled on my bed watching Wheel of Fortune. He was even clapping when someone solved a puzzle. That's when I heard a knock on the door and Rose waltz in.
I had to say she was stunning. She curled her hair and wore a nice fitting floor length ruby red dress. It matched her curves perfectly and had a split on the side showing her long pale legs. Her accessories; her diamond necklace and sparkly purse matched perfectly. She also had light makeup but bright red lipstick to top it all of.
"He's over there." I whispered to Rose while pointing to the monkey clapping as Savannah turned over the n's on the board. Rose strutted over to the monkey.
"Hey there, why don't you come with me and be my Tarzan." She said seductively while putting her arm around him.
The monkey just shrugged her off, turning back to Savannah.
Half offended Rose tried again.
"How about we get out of here?" She suggested. "We can go Banana's"
The monkey never turned his head from the screen. Fed up Rose got up and stood in front of the TV blocking it from the monkey's view. The monkey started squealing motioning for Rose to move.
"HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU!" She screamed over him.
The monkey threw a pillow at her head making her fall down. Rose was steaming mad as she got up.
"YOU LITTLE!" Rose said lunging.
I had to hold her back. I didn't want the monkey to die. He was actually kind of cute.
Giving up Rose stormed out of my room. Once gone I couldn't help but laugh.
Back to Reality ROSE POV
I waited as Bella started laughing in her sleep.
"What?" I asked curiously.
"You're not his type." She said still giggling.
"What do you mean I'm not his type?" I asked. "I'm everyone's type, everybody loves me. I'm flawless." I said looking in a mirror on the wall while posing.
"Not to the monkey." Jasper said chuckling.
I shot him a death glare telling him to shut up. And for his sake he did. I went back to my spot next to Emmett and started sulking.
"I still love you." Emmet said with a toothy grin and his arm around me,
"Shut up." I told him.
Author's Note: So Rose is not his type. I was laughing when I threw in the Tarzan joke. Thanks for reading! Please review!
