Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Wow. I feel loved.
Sarcastically,
Fantine.
P.S. There are two eligible male characters approximately my age. You have absolutely no excuse.
Gah! I'm glad NA had so many questions, and I'm going to answer them all, but in future, people, I would really rather you only wrote to one character. It just isn't fair to other people.
Dear NA,
Hi! JV here to answer your questions. There certainly are a lot of them, aren't there? Here goes...
There was a movie? Oh yeah, I think the gang went to go see that...wait. Hugh Jackman was...me? OMG OMG I'M WOLVERINE THAT'S SO COOL!
It depends. I can hear Enjolras, sing, because he's really, really, loud. Gavroche, too. Sometimes I have trouble hearing Fantine sing because she's, like, sick and dying and stuff. But yes, in general, I can hear the people sing.
Thenardier says, Help with wut? And this isnt Thenardier its Jondrette. Come on. Give it up, Thenardier. We know it's you.
Javert says, Russell Crowe? His facial hair was awesome. But he wasn't a great singer. And me...a girl? Together with...Valjean? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't mind him, I'm sure he'd be better as a girl. Especially if he lost the sideburns.
Gavroche says, I doubt he'll ever be as awesome as me. But you're on the right track with the elephant thing. Also, teach him to steal things and be insanely cute. No! Don't teach him to steal things! Except candlesticks, from kindly bishops.
Marius has been thrust into the Grandeurs of Despair by your statement. Yet again. That boy, I tell you...
Cosette says, Thank you! I feel like most people either ignore or hate me! Oh, they could never do that, my precious ickle sweetikins!
Éponine says, Yeah, Sam and I have been buds for a while. She's cool. And I agree. Because the shorter "A Little Fall of Rain" is, the sooner my death is. Enjolras? Well, he's hot...but, not really my type.
Enjolras says, Um, thank you. Aaron Tveit? Who did he play? And I think I've made my position on Enjonine quite clear. I'm never giving up on Patria.
Fantine says, See? Everyone forgets about me.
Peace out, and remember: TO LOOOOOOOOOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Jean Valjean.
Dear Guest,
Gah! Not Marius? That's so unfair!
Um...I guess I'd have to say Jean Prouvaire. Because he's just this big, fluffy teddy bear.
Éponine.
Dear Om,
Dont question the Vest.
Enjolras.
Many marecees (teehee, I'm so FRENCH!) for all the reviews. It just gets me so excited to watch that little number going up. Because ten, is, like, the most reviews I've ever had! Thank you thank you thank you (that's what marecee means, if you're being FRENCH!)
See you soon,
RWMTFG.
P.S. This is completely random, but is anyone else here on the East Coast of the U.S.? And is the snow awesome or what?