Dear Fanfiction Writers,
I'm only going to say this once. Listen or you will feel THE WRATH OF THE SIDEBURNS.
I. Am. Not. In. Love. With. 24601.
Ewwwww, just thinking about it gives me cooties.
From:
JAVERT, Inspector of Paris and Protector of ZE KING! (see my résumé for a complete job description.)
P.S. The revolutionary blondie says the same thing about the revolutionary drunkard.
Dear Precious Anne Tria (I don't believe that's your real name. Ha.)
1. Umm...if you have a candle of grief, I'd be happy to kindle our flame on it.
2. No. That's like...that's like saying Martha Washington was in love with everyone named George.
3. Yeah, people are always stopping me in the street and calling me Aaron. It's really confusing.
4. Sadly, cell phones haven't been invented yet.
5. What kind of hypocrite would I be if I only dated bourgeois? ALL PEOPLE ARE EQUAL!
6. I don't know. Courfeyrac does tend to talk about them a lot.
7. See #6.
8. "Most handsomest" is redundant.
9. Is ten good, or is ten bad? Because if it's bad, then he's a ten. That guy is like...ugh. "Napoleon is awesome! Blah blah blah! But wait. My girlfriend is awesomer. No, my father is awesomer. No, Thenardier is awesomer. No, Thenardier's a jerk." It. Gets. On. My. Nerves.
10. If I can convince them to join the cause, then yes.
11. NO.
12. Well, Victor Hugo said I was 21, when Marius first left his grandpa's...so, like, 207? Maybe?
13. I've never met you. I can't really say. Courfeyrac says to tell you yes.
Cordially,
Enjolras
Dear Kitty,
Thendarier! That's a good alias...I mean, yeah, this is Thendarier.
No. I would just stop eating it.
Yours,
Thendarier.
A/N: Sorry if you left a review on the old one and I didn't answer it here; Evil Fanfiction deleted it, so I only had the ones I've already written.