Dear Fanfiction Writers,
You know, that girl Musichetta you write about all the time? She has her name in the book twice. And I'm, like, twelve whole chapters, and how many fanfics are about me? Here's a hint: I can count them. And I can't count.
From,
Champmathieu.
Dear Eponine Sparrow...smiley face...,
Sure! I'll be your new best friend. I've never had one before...what exactly does that entail?
Marius got married? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O! But that won't stop our relationship. Nothing can stop true love! So, no. Nobody else. And I changed my mind; you can't be my best friend if you think he's a jerk. So there.
My favorite song is 'The Bishop'. It's the only song that I can't relate to. At all.
Nah. More time for MEEEEEEEE! Who cares 'bout Azelma and Gavroche?
With a Heart Full of Love,
Éponine.
Dear Snow Whitex Prince Charming,
1. Agreed.
2. The witness refuses to answer that question.
3. Yes, I've often wondered if that's why we lost at the barricades...the signup sheet for the revolution is at your local community center!
Yours, (not really)
Enjolras.
Dear ,
No. No. NO!
From,
Fantine.
A/N: Yay! I love you guys! Three questions after, like, two hours! This is the way to get me to update!
