Dear Fanfiction Writers

by RainWillMakeTheFlowersGrow

This story is really weird... Review with a letter and the character will reply. Like it started with just Les Mis, and then A Tale of Two Cities, and then Phantom, and now it's basically all fictional French people that the authoress knows about. Yeah.

7. Chapter 7

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Fanfiction writers? Are you here?

Fanfiction writers? Are you sure?

Fanfictionwriterswellobvious lynoone'shereso...

MWAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE...CROSSED OUT!

Yours,

Blondeau.

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Dear K,

No, no, no, no...

Enjolras and Éponine

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Dear Snow Whitex Prince Charming,

1. As a kid? I don't really want children...

2. But if I did, I would name them Marius or Marie.

3. I think I'm a bit young to be adopting someone who's 15...that's, like, three years younger than me.

4. Um, deal! Courfeyrac will record it. Sorry, Enjolras...but, a hundred francs, just for kissing you! I'll go halfsies if you go along...

Sincerely,

Éponine.

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Dear K,

Still no, no, no, no...

Enjolras and Éponine.

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Dear Preciousat,

I still don't believe you.

Sorry about that. Evil Fanfiction.

From...um...I guess...

Enjolras and RainWillMakeTheFlowersGrow.

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A/N: I'm serious, you guys have found the SECRET OF ETERNAL UPDATES. Or it's just that I've found the SECRET OF ETERNAL REVIEWS.