Dear Fanfiction Writers

by RainWillMakeTheFlowersGrow

This story is really weird... Review with a letter and the character will reply. Like it started with just Les Mis, and then A Tale of Two Cities, and then Phantom, and now it's basically all fictional French people that the authoress knows about. Yeah.

9. Chapter 9

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I am not a scared little boy. I have never been a scared little boy. I will never be a scared little boy. I will always be awesome and gamin-y.

Sincerely (heh heh...not really),

Gavroche.

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Dear Eponine Jondrette,

Searching my heart...yeah, no feelings for her. I'm serious. Victor Hugo told me so.

Marius.

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Dear Mormeril Dark Lady of Insanity,

*sigh* No, no, no, no...

Eponine and Enjolras.

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Dear Guest,

Aw, thanks! Well, what kind of feelings? I have feelings of gratitude towards JVJ and feelings of love for Cosette and feelings of hatred for Javert...I have many feelings.

Fantine.

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Dear M,

She told you to only write to one character. You wrote THREE LETTERS, which is way too many to answer. And since Marius isn't here, I'm going to answer with a quote from La Brique which should prove, hopefully, that I am NOT an insipid twit.

"Moreover, Cosette was not very timid by nature. There flowed in her veins some of the blood of the bohemian and the adventuress who runs barefoot."

So, ha.

Cosette.

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Dear Opera Ghost,

All righty then. What exactly DID the phantom ask of me?

Cosette.

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A/N: So, took my French test today. We had to talk for 60 seconds and the only French I could remember was 'A la volonte du peuple' (Do You Hear The People Sing, en Francais.)...that was tres, tres, embarrassing. Whatever. That was completely irrelevent. Also, ONE DAY MORE until the DVD comes out! Excitedness! Also, sorry if the letters are terrible, I wrote them all in five minutes because I really wanted to update.