Dear Fanfiction Writers

by RainWillMakeTheFlowersGrow

This story is really weird... Review with a letter and the character will reply. Like it started with just Les Mis, and then A Tale of Two Cities, and then Phantom, and now it's basically all fictional French people that the authoress knows about. Yeah.

10. Chapter 10

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Just because I can't spell my own name doesn't give you any excuse!

From,

Laiglessuetdemeaux.

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Dear Snow Whitex Prince Charming,

I suppose so.

Sincerely,

Cosette

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Dear Preciousat,
1. Kay, don't think you read the book very carefully. I did NOT want to see Cosette's ankle. Victor Hugo said I would rather have gone to a woman on the town...um, yeah.
2. I stared because I had never seen anyone that poor. What kind of perv do you think I AM?
3. Yes. We've been married for, like, 200 years.
4. Because I LOVED COSETTE.
5. His record is 318. I was there.
6. Because I LOVE HER.
7. Oh yeah. It's fun.
8. 198,753,216. That's why I ran away from home.
9. See #3.
10. Well, yeah, but...I LOVE HER. So that makes everything okay, right?

From,

Le Baron (under Napoleon OMG i heart him sooo much!1!1!) Marius Pontmercy

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Dear Darci,

Because its fun to annoy Enjy!

-Capital R

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Dear K,

Okay, Enjy pecked me on the cheek. Gavroche helped convince him to do it and Courfeyrac recorded it. So I believe you now owe us a total of 17,000 francs. We're gonna use it to fund ZE REV-O-LOO-CEE-OWN!

Eponine.

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Dear Om,

I know. I'm so jealous! But we're besties. We get together on Wednesdays to talk about our adorable 19th century nobles. I'm STILL not sure whether a vicomtee is better than a baron or not...

Cosette.

P.S. OMG WHERE? I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH!

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Dear Celestique,

Well, guess what? I don't care about YOUR lonely soul. So, ha

From,

Marius.

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Dear Mormeril Dark Lady of Insanity, K, and Random Woman,

Whatever. We're getting tired of these letters. We're rebelling. Any future letters saying "OMG ENJONINE YOU'VE GOT TO GET TOGETHER!" will be ignored.

Eponine and Enjolras.

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Dear The Modern Works,

Yeah. I mean, Marius rocks, but being rich REALLY ROCKS.

Azelma. She's kind of a brat.

Eponine.

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Dear ElevensSweetie16,

Um...sure. I prefer...REDHEADS! Cause...they're RED.

Enjolras.

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A/N: Apologies for the long wait...I was in Pittsburgh for the weekend. In other news, only the first five questions asked each chapter will be answered from now on, cause these are getting too long and aren't really supposed to be the main point, anyway...props to Darci the Thespian and Eponine Jondrette for actually SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT THE STORY! Woo-hoo!