Dear Fanfiction Writers,
OMG THIS FANNFICTION THING IZ SO KEWL! Yeah this is funn to reed i like 2 do it after marius and i act completely idiotic cuz thats obveeusly all we dew.
LOL,
Cosette.
P.S. My mom's the blonde one. Pick on her.
Dear Darci,
My biggest medical scare was last week when I thought I had pneumonia, scarlet fever, lice, and OCD. ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
I'm not a hypochondriac. I just get sick all the time!
My biggest fear is getting to the barricade, then realizing I had pneumonia, then going home and realizing that Musichetta had pneumonia, then discovering that all of Les Amis had pneumonia, and then we all died and France was taken over by the Black Plague, which Voldemort set upon the earth after he came back to life and then Bella Swan was like, "I'll never let go, Jack, I'll never let go!" and then, an army of rabid gerbils set out to battle Voldemort, captained by Al Capone, and they won, only they were dictators and France was enslaved forever under their thumb until Katniss Everdeen blew up the planet.
Well, you asked.
Jolllly.
Dear Celestique,
Maturity...is ten good or bad? Let's say good.
Marius-1
Courfeyrac-2
Grantaire-1
Jean Prouvaire-7
Bahorel-4
Bossuet-6
Feuilly-6
Combeferre-10
Moi-24601! Cuz I'm cool like dat.
The Enj.
Dear Fight Dream Hope Love 3,
Fine, I'll answer your stupid questions.
1. NO.
2. NO.
3. I...have no idea what that is.
4. I...still have no idea what it is.
5. Because SHE WAS THE FIRST OF US TO FALL...THE FIRST OF US TO FALL UPON THAT BARRICADE...
6. AUGH! I hate them all. Fine, Eponine.
7. Because I'm as beautiful as the sun! I'm so PRETTY!
8. It's my last name. Nobody knows my first name, except for my mother...and my father...oh, and there was that one night Grantaire told me the wine was grape juice and I ended up telling everybody...but you can't know. Ha.
9. That's a statement, not a question.
10. That's...another statement.
From,
Enjolras
Dear Guest,
Why does everyone write to me?
1. I don't know. I always wanted to fight injustice and it struck me as strange that everyone else didn't think the world was unfair.
2. Um...well, we had to fight! And that was a really good strategy. It totally would have worked if the stupid people had just found it in their schedules to rise.
From,
Enjolras
Dear K,
That would be cheating. You agreed already. Plus, I refuse to do what anyone orders me to! It's tyranny! Especially since you still haven't learned how to spell lmy name.
Enjolras.
P.S. Enjolras is handsome but it just can't happen. And please send the 17,000 francs. Like, ASAP.
Éponine
P. P. S. What about meeeee?
Gavroche
A/N: I'm addicted to Broadway musicals...
Blegh. I wish I could sing.