Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Fanfiction? Go do something USEFUL with your lives! Build a barricade or something!
Huffily,
Enjolras.
Dear PurpleMissAliceWhitlock,
Pleasure all the way. Who could love her? She's so ugly! And...and stuff.
Montparnasse
Dear Kitty,
I ship Enjonine-who doesn't? Also, I ship Valjean/Fantine and Javert/Cosette. I'm hard at work on an epic Jav...ette? masterpiece, so I can convert more people! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Grantaire
Dear Anonymous,
It was-are you ready for this?
"Patria."
Remember? That scene at the barricades? Nobody heard it, though, so it was wasted.
Enjolras
Dear Celestique,
She's awesome! She fights in a revolution, and she hallucinates, and...y'know...is awesome.
Enjolras
Dear Mormeril, the Dark Lady of Insanity,
It's just you. All in your head. Heh heh. Right? I didn't...didn't give anything away?
Also, call me crazy, but it seems like a DARK LADY OF INSANITY shouldn't be scared of drunk people.
Enjolras
Dear Rosalind,
The author only wants us to answer the first five questions people post, but since when do we abide by the rules?
Well...we've never told anybody this, but when Cosette was five years old, we sold her soul to the devil. (We only got 400 francs, too-what a cheat!) At times she's a sweet, angelic, little girl, and at times she's posessed by evil demon spirits.
Yup.
And I know, right? People are like [insert mocking tone here], "You were so mean to Cosette. Why were you so mean to her?"
It's because she was posessed by evil demon spirits! Who could love a child posessed by evil demon spirits? Of course, it was our fault, but...
M. Mme. Thenardier
A/N: Guess who's writing a totally ridiculous story called "The Phantom of the Barricade?" Not me, that's for sure. Heh heh. Heh heh. So totally don't watch out for that in a couple of weeks.
Courfeyrac: IT'S THE PHANTOM OF THE BARRICADE! SHE'S HERE!
Oh, be quiet, Courf.