Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Just because of the way Éponine abbreviates her name...
I mean, really. 'Vroche'. Does it sound as cool as Gavroche? No it does not. Why mess with perfection?
GAVROCHE WUZ HERE!
Dear PurpleMissAliceWhitlock,
Jehan. Because of his teddy bearish-ness.
Eponine
Dear Preciousat,
(points at rating) K+! K+!
Enjolras
Dear Kitty,
Um...Enjolras isn't here right now.
Someone who isn't Enjolras
Dear Mormeril Dark Lady of Insanity,
Didn't mean to offend-I agree that alcohol is a terrible thing...it's just that I've grown rather immune to its effects after spending so much time around R.
Also-how exactly do you torture someone with crocodiles? I want to know!
Enjolras
Dear Om,
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE I KNOW! He also played my precious icklekins Raoul at some point...So...if I kidnap him, I'll have all my loves in one place...*plots*...Mwahahahaha...
From...um...the Authoress...
P. S. Thankfully, this is such a messed-up parody that Marius doesn't have to sing...the Phantom of the Barricade (Eponine) is teaching him how to shoot...heaven knows he can't do anything himself...
A/N: Happy Easter, y'all! I'm watching The Little Mermaid...Ariel is getting excited about forks...OOOH SHARK! And there's that seagull guy...I like him.
Um...yeah.
Also: I made a "The Scorpion or the Grasshopper: Which?" shirt...and it's amazing...only I feel like I'm betraying LM because I'm far more obsessed with it than with POTO, and I haven't made a shirt for it yet...well...OMG IT'S URSULA AND THE CREEPY DOLPHINS!