A/N: Another update! Oh, and my rules about ONLY-WRITE-TO-ONE-CHARACTER and ONLY-THE-FIRST-FIVE-LETTERS-WILL-BE-ANSWERED are basically going down the drain. I'm just having too much fun writing the letters.

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

You probably don't recognize me. Sorry about that.

Spellcheck

Dear Joly (you have been ignored for too long),
If you are afraid of germs why would you join a revolution? Dont you realize the germs in the air and infection. Someone was not thinking clearly...
Eponine T Daae

Dear Eponine T Daae,

The thing about air is that it's hard to avoid. And Enjolras can be very...persuasive...when trying to convince people to join the revolution.

Joly

Dear Eponine,
Why didnt you run away like Gavroche did? Can you please give Marius a piece of your mind I think he deserves it! Also who is your favorite (and you better not say Marius!)

Eponine T Daae

Dear Eponine T Daae,

Cool name. Also. What the barricade. This library computer is putting completely random extra spaces in my document, and I'm too lazy to go back and fix them all...

Well, Gavroche didn't run away so much as he was kicked out.

And I wuv Marius! Why would I chew him out? Of course he's my favorite!

Eponine

Dear Joly,
Two things,
1) You know if you become a doctor you'd be around sick people A LOT right?
2) You're a FREAKING MEDICAL STUNDENT! Why didn't you get off your butt and save Éponine!?

(submitted by SnowWhitex Prince Charming)

Dear SWPC,

1) I want to CURE THE WORLD! Woohoo! And boy, am I popular today!

2)I...er...I'm a medical student! Not a doctor! It was too late!

Dear Enjy and Eppy,
Have you ever read E/E fanfiction?

(submitted by K)

Dear K,

They refuse to answer to those names. So this is Jean Prouvaire, because nobody ever writes to me. :( Anyway, I don't think Enjolras cares about fanfiction's lonely soul, so, no. But I don't know about Éponine. :)

Remember your flowers! :) :)

-Jean [heart] (because idiot fanfiction thinks it's a link if I put (less than) and (3))

Gavroche,

Will you be my boyfriend. I'm the same age as you, so it's definitely NOT creepy. Actually it says in the brick you could be eleven or twelve. Be twelve. That's my age.

Yours forever and always,

Eponine Elizabeth xxx

Dear Eponine Elizabeth xxx,

Enjolras told me women are a waste of time, and he's always right...

Gavroche

Dear Enjy
Would you marry Eponine if it could make world peace. Who do you like Gavroche or Eponine better?

(submitted by K)

Dear K,

...only for world peace. And the Republic. And I like Gavroche better because he isn't always pining after Marius and PEOPLE AREN'T CONSTANTLY TRYING TO PAIR ME UP WITH HIM!

EnjOLRAS

Dear Gavroche
Why do you live in a elephant?

(submitted by K)

Dear K,

Why don't YOU?

Gavroche

Dear Cosette:

If you were forced into an arranged marriage with one of Les Amis (excluding Marius), who would you prefer to be paired with? As a child, were you more afraid of Thénardier or of his wife? Did you notice that Eponine was in love with Marius? If so, how did you feel about it? What is one thing you dislike about yourself? Do you have a favorite outfit? And why don't you clean up your garden a little bit?

Regards, Elodie

Dear Elodie,

Hm...probably Enjolras. He's handsome and passionate and stuff.

The Thénardiess. She was, like SCARY.

Yeah...I thought Marius would notice and straighten things out a bit, but he's oblivious about that sort of thing...

I dislike...hm. Wait a minute, the authoress is thinking. Huh. There's nothing bad about me, is there? I'm something of a Marie-Suzette, I guess.

I like...that one that Marius first noticed me in.

It has a WILD BEAUTY. Rawr.

Cosette.

Dear Jean Valjean:

"no siree?" Sounds to me like you're in denial. Oh well, I won't push you...But seriously, go easy on yourself, all that angst cannot be good for your health.

What would you have done if Cosette had turned out bitter instead of being sweet?

Regards, Elodie

Dear Elodie,

Denial? Pshaw! Heh heh. Nervous laughter? What's wrong with me? Oh, how wretched I am.

-insert five pages of angst. see, I'm cutting back!-

My sweetie-pie couldn't be anything but perfect.

JVJ

Dear Victoire Javert,

We said to stay K+. THE LAWR IS NOT MOCKED.

Javert

Dear Courfeyrac,
How do you feel about Jehan?

Darci

Dear Darci?

The poet boy? LOL.

Courf.

A/N: Most of the writers here have great spelling. There's just a few...

And go check out Elodie . Haven's story Golden. It rocks and it only has eight reviews. I get the feeling no one's reading it because it's Valjean/Fantine and the only thing people will read is Enjonine. Grr. But go read it, seriously.