Dear Fanfiction Writers,
You know, every modern day fic doesn't have to take place in a coffee shop.
Much Love From
Les Amis.
Dear Jehan Prouvaire,
I was actually going to write to you, and I just decided to do it now! So, here we go.
1. Is it Jean or Jehan? (Personally, I like Jehan better, but hey, your choice.)
2. What is your opinion on Dr. Suess?
3. Do you have any regrets? (I REGRET NOTHING is an acceptable answer)
4. Do you volunteer as tribute?
(submitted by Marcelle DuPont)
Dear Marcelle,
:) Thank you for writing! :)
It's Jean, but you can call me Jehan, I don't mind. :) They sound the same in French. I like Dr. Seuss, i suppose. Who doesn't? I don't regret anything. I got captured and faced the firing squad, but Vive la France, Vive l'aviner! Long live France, long live the future! Wait, I regret not studying for my first grade spelling test...yeah. :) :). And what am I volunteering for?
Flowers,
Jean Prouvaire :)
Dear Courfeyrac and Combeferre,
Would you ever date Eponine?
(submitted by PurpleMissAliceWhitlock)
Sure!
-Courf
Um, probably not.
Combeferre
Dear Gavroche
I don't live in an elephant because it would be abnormal. Who do you like better Javert or Thenardier?
(submitted by K)
K,
Elephants are AWESOME!
I hate them both. But I guess I like Javert better cuz of his sideburns.
Gavroche
Dear Jean Prouvaire
Is Enjolras a real marble man? Who do you like better Gavroche or Courfeyrac?
(submitted by K)
K,
First, yay! I have so many people writing to me! It makes me happy :). I suppose he is...but he doesn't appreciate poetry At All...):. I guess I like Gavroche better because Courfeyrac is always teasing me. ):
Love,
Jean Prouvaire
Dear Courfeyrac,
What do you think about Eponine?
(submitted by Mormeril Dark Lady of Insanity)
Dear MDLoS,
I dunno. She's kinda...mopey. Course, I'd still date her.
Courfeyrac
Dear Éponine,
You and Derek the Whistle Boy are made for each other, no?
(submitted by Om)
Dear Om,
Well, it's hard to tell. We've only been out on a couple of dates, but...I do like hanging out with him...
Éponine
(A/N: Derek is...Derek is hard to explain. I'll copy the thing from our pro.
In the LM movie, there's a scene where an unnamed barricade boy wakes the barricade and warns them that the National Guard is coming by whistling. We, the fandom, have christened him Derek. (Don't ask why. Just go with it.) If you believe that Derek deserves more recognition for saving the barricade, copy and paste this into your profile. )
Dear Éponine,
What are your reasons for not being attracted to Enjolras?
(submitted by Guest)
Dear Inspector Javert,
I have a few questions for you:
1) Do you look/sound more like Russell Crowe or Phillip Quast (or another actor)? Personally, I think both have their merits. I'm just curious. Also, aren't you supposed to have a darker complexion and darker hair? I thought you were half gypsy... (By the way, that wasn't meant as an insult. I think it's great that you overcame societal norms to become the awesome inspector that you are.)
2) Considering the fact that Valjean spared your life, you must have SOME respect for him now. Could you ever see yourself speaking with him on civil terms...maybe not exactly as a friend but at least as a tolerable companion?
3) Just so you know, I really hate that you tried to kill yourself. You have so much to live for! I know you feel like you've lost your purpose after the situation with Valjean, but don't you think France still needs you? You are, after all, the most hard-working and dedicated man on the police force...
CaptainHooksGirl
Dear CaptainHooksGirl
1. Norm Lewis! Duh!
2. No.
3. ...whatever. Obviously I'm incompetent if Valjean is a good man.
Javert
Enjolras,
You dislike Èponine because she is poor, yet isn't that who you are trying to help? the poor? If so then I don't understand why in the world you dislike her. She's been through alot, her father's beatings, Marius' stupidity and blindness to her love, etc. Are you trying to say that if she was a Bourgeoisie you would like her? Wow, just wow. I mean if Cosette and Èponine switched places you would prefer 'Ponine over Cosette because she'd be a Bourgeoisie and Cosette would be a Gamine? If you say that's not the reason you dislike 'Ponine. Then is it because of the fact she always trails Marius in hopes that he'd notice her love for him? Then why would you care about that? Jealousy?
Very curious,
Lise/ Fight Dream Hope Love 3
Dear FDHL3,
Wow. Obviously I completely screwed up my answer last time. I was just sorting through their merits in my head...Cosette helps the poor...Èponine is poor...that's a good thing! Yeah. Um. So. Sorry.
Enjolras
Dear Gavroche,
Who portrayed you better? Nick Jonas in the 2003 Broadway show or Daniel Huttlestone in the 2012 movie?
Sincerely,
Celestique
Dear Celestique,
Robert Madge in the 25th anniversary concert. Actually, I have no idea; I've never seen any of them; the Psycho Authoress made me say that because she's in love with him as me.
Gavroche
Gavroche - fine. Just friends?
Enjolras (yes I know you said only one but I couldn't resist. Anyway it's probably been done before but let's do it again for the sake of it) - WHO'S THERE?
Eponine Elizabeth xxx
Dear Eponine Elizabeth.
SPANISH INQUISITION!
Hey, Courfeyrac, what are you doing at the computer? Hey. Courfeyrac? Courfeyrac! The...the Spanish...COURFEYRAC!
G2G, EE. I've got to find some crocodiles and hunt down Courfeyrac.
Enjolras
P.S. Gavroche says you are welcome to be his friend. Meetcha at the elephant at noon.
Javert, have you ever considered, well, um...
GETTING A LIFE?!
Mina :)
Dear Mina,
Who needs a life when you can have TEH LAWRR?
Javert
i was wondering if i could ask Grandaire a couple of questions.
1) how did you feel about George Blagden playing you in the movie?
2) were you mad that they cut out alot of your lines for the movie?
3) any les amis pairings that you support? (Personally i like Ee, couf/jehan, and m/c)
4)im confused a little, in the book...it is said that you are extremly ugly, yet they had two EXTREMLY hot guys play you in the movie and in the play...soooo are you ugly or no?
5) why do you drink?
6) annnnnd, final question. Will you go to dinner with me sometime? ;)
Muchove, Melody Saxon
Melody,
1) I dunno. I didn't watch it...I was too busy being drunk...heh heh.
2) Heck yes! Courf told me about that. GIVE ME BRANDY ON MY BREATH AND I'LL BREATHE 'EM ALL TO DEATH!
3) I stated my ships a few chapters ago, and the authoress is too lazy to check what they were...I think one of them was Cosette/Javert.
4) Victor Hugo was just jealous of me. I'm totally hot!
5) Because I enjoy annoying Enjy!
6) Naw...I'll go drinking with you, though!
R
Dear Azelma,
How do you feel about being cut out of the musical?
(submitted by EponineTheJondretteGirl)
Dear My Sister,
SOMEBODY WROTE TO ME! SOMEBODY WROTE TO ME! SOMEBODY WROTE TO MEEEEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYBODY LOVES ME!
Azelma
A/N: I got up an hour early just so I could update this friggin story before school. You better thank me. Oh, and this entire chapter was written under the influence of "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again" from Phantom of the Opera...that's why it's covered in tears. Wow. Emmy Rossum...just wow.
Wishing I could sing as well as her...
Wishing I could sing that high...
And OMG I ALMOST FORGOT! I HAVE 100 REVIEWS! YAAAAAAY! I feel loved. Congratulations, Om! You get...dunno. You get a cyber-milkshake of your choice and a hug from Derek.
VIVE DEREK! RAISE DEREK AWARENESS!