A/N: Blegh. I typed out half this chapter but then weird things happened and I have to start over again. :( Also, Dog Monday is making me cry (Derek-hugs if you know what book I'm reading) and YouTube won't let me watch the first episode of Psych. Mean.

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

You shouldn't be spending so much time on your computers. You'll catch a virus.

From,

Joly.

R: seriously...Cosette and javer? Really? Wy?
Jean: oter than Jehan, do you have any other nicknames?
Couf: WAZZUP?! How are you today? Tell me about yourself
Annnnnnnd...to all the les amis: any opinions n Derek
Love, Melody Saxon

Dear Melody,

I just think it's funny.

-R

Dear Melody,

Too many. Courfeyrac keeps coming up with them.

-JP/Shakespeare/Homedawg/Peanut Butter

Hey Mel! I'm doing awesome. I spent the morning with Marie, and lunch with Julie, and the afternoon with Psych: The Complete First Six Seasons.

-Courfeyrac

Dear Melody,

Derek is the coolest thing since peanut butter.

-Les Amis

Dear Fantine:

How did you end up with your locket (just curious because it wasn't in the book)? Where was Cosette while you were off having fun with your friends? What would you do if you met Felix in the afterlife? Why did you decide to leave your child with a woman you met on the roadside? If a genie offered you 3 wishes, what would you wish for?

(submitted by Elodie . Haven)

Dear Elodie . Haven,

Felix gave the locket to Cosette on her first birthday. He was nice so much of the time...

Where Cosette was...um...the authoress was actually totally wondering that last night as she read the Brick.

I would...sadly, I would probably run away crying.

Because she had kids. Everyone with children is nice, non?

1. That that woman would have given me, like, 500 francs for that locket.

2. That Cosette and I would be together forever.

3. This one's private. But it shares an astonishingly similar plot to Golden.

-Fantine

dear Eponine and Enjolras,

just wondering, do both of you get along in afterlife? I mean, you two shared the same traits as a rebel and stubborn. you should be a friend at least (or probably dating in the future?) *wink

Enjolras? I...I think you've mutilated that letter enough. No one's going to be able to read it now. Enjolras? Put the gun down and take a deep breath.

-Eponine

Dear Derek,
Why did I never really hear about you until this chapter?

(submitted by Mormeril Dark Lady of Insanity)

Dear MDLoI,

Sadly, I...am not...exactly canonic. I sort of am. I'm in the movie, but...the fandom christened me. We're trying to convert the fandom to Derek-ism!

-Derek

Azelma,

Remind me NEVER to write to you EVER again. Like, ever.

(submitted by EponineTheJondretteGirl)

Dear EponineTheJondretteGirl,

YOU WROTE TO ME AGAIN!1!1! EVERYBODY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES ME!

-Azelma

Gavroche - I BROUGHT COOKIES!

Èppy Liz

Dear Èppy Liz,

I LOVE COOKIES! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES!

-Gavroche

OK, Javert - in this hypothetical situation where there IS NO LAWR, the would you consider GETTING A LIFE!

The law will always be there is not an acceptable answer. Nor is suicide.

Mina :)

Dear Mina,

Suggesting a world where the lawr does not exist? JAIL!

-Javert

Oh - and Javert? You can't spell.

Mina :)

Dear Mina,

I CAN TOO SPEL.

-Javert

Dear Les Amis,
Who would win in a drinking contest, Grantaire or Eponine?
-Darci

Dear Darci,

R.

-Enjolras

Dear Darci,

Èponine.

-Combeferre, Courfeyrac, Jehan, Bahorel, Bossuet, Joly, and Feuilly

Dear éponine,
What were you like as a chold when it came to Cosette did you order her around and when she didn't do somethign you wanted, did you make a big deal about it like crying and running to your mother? Over all were you nice to people as a child? In the brik it doesn't really tell us much about when you were younger. In the chapter where Cosette gets a hold of your doll Azelma is the one who sees her playing with it and she didn't even make a big deal about it. Why is that? Also it doesn't tell us in the brik when your family lost the inn. When did you all lose the inn? What does it say in the brik about that? If you mom and dad couldn't or wouldn't give you what you wanted did you have a fit? How many teeth did you have in the brik? It doesn't relly tell us so that's why I'm asking. How tall are you in the brk? Again, it never says how tall you really are. Thanks!

(submitted by Eponine Jondrette)

Dear Eponine Jondrette,

In the Brick (Brick has a 'c') it actually says I was cruel to her. Because 'children at their age are only copies of their mother'. Or something. The authoress' headcanon, on the other hand, is a different thing entirely.

We lost it because people started noticing that all of their possessions seemed to randomly disappear while staying at the inn.

For a while after we lost our money, I would pitch a fit, but...eventually I got used to it.

Why do you want to know how many teeth I have? What do you even plan to do with that information? That's...incredibly creepy.

How tall I am? See answer to last question.

-Èponine

Jean Prouvaire,

Who would you say you're most like: Emily dickenson or Shakespeare?

(submitted by Om)

Dear Om,

Don't make me choose!

-Jean Prouvaire

Dear Enjolras

People say you are made of marble and I truly believe that. BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR THE AWESOME EPONINE! Why do you not have feelings for her?!

Back away slowly from the letter, Enjolras. Back away...slowly...

-Èponine

Dear Jean Prouvaire,

Can you write a poem about Enjolras and Eponine? Thanks!

-MyNameIsLuka

Dear MyNameIsLuka,

I wrote TWO! Tell me which one you like better.

UNSEEN:

Blond head, brown head
Across the room
One loved too much
One not at all
Bright eyes laugh
But don't see
The other.
The god and the gamine
They will
Soon.
The poet, unseen
In the corner
He knows
What they do not
He sees
And waits
For them to know

STONE:

He was the Marble Man,
She unpolished diamond.
They walked alone,
But died
For what they believed in,
And in the end
Thats all that seemed
To matter.

-JP

Gavroche - I get that elephants are awesome and all that, but... Why an elephant? Why not, I dunno, a rhinoceros? Or a lion? Or a sausage dog? Because sausage dogs have shorter legs, so it wouldn't be that hard to shimmy up them. And it wouldn't be such a palaver to get two other boys in. Which would save time. Which would give you five or so more minutes of your life to do stuff. Like eat cookies. Or chocolate brownies. So, um, yeah. Living in a sausage dog would give you more time to eat brownies and cookies.

Eppy Liz

Dear Eppy Liz,

You obviously don't grasp the degree of awesomeness an elephant holds.

-Gavroche

Courfeyrac
Is there anyone you'd never date?

(submitted by Guest)

Dear Guest,

My mother. And Rebecca Black.

-Courfeyrac

Dear Èponine and Grantaire,

I ship you guys.

(submitted by 35712)

Dear 35712,

Wow. Usually nobody ships either of us with anybody but Enjolras! Thank you!

-Èponine and Grantaire

P.S. THANK YOU.

-Enjolras

A/N: Lucky Courfeyrac. Gets to watch Psych. WHY CAN'T I WATCH PSYCH?