*awkward wave*
Remember me?
I'm back! Yeah, updates to this story are becoming more sporadic...I'M SO SORRY YOU LEAVE ME ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL LETTERS AND I DON'T UPDATE FOR A WEEK
*goes off and cries in a corner*
Dear Enjolras,
Ginny annoys me anyways. And most of my favorite characters in Harry Potter are dead, so go ahead and kill the dead if it makes you feel better. And Robespierre sentenced thousands of FRENCH PEASANTS to their deaths with NO GOOD REASON. Yeah, the Reign of Terror was bad. I mean, Robespierre started out good but then he wanted to kill everyone with the guillotine and other devices. What's your opinion on the guillotine? What did you think of Marat?
Sincerely,
Darci
P.S. Your red vest is awesome and I'm never going to give it back. Mwahahahahahaha
Dear Darci,
YOU TOOK MY VEST AWAY? DARN YOU! YOU LITTLE LYING DELILAH! IS THIS WHAT YOU EXPECTED TO SEE? CURSE YOU! YOU LITTLE PRYING PANDORA! NOW YOU CANNOT EVER BE FREE! DARN YOU! CURSE YOU!
Um...sorry about that...that wasn't actually me...it was-
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! HE'S HERE!
No, actually, it was you, Psycho.
Oh...right...
Uh...bye! *awkward wave*
-Enjolras
Dear Victor Hugo,
Could you explain this paragraph during Waterloo?
Rembrandt is better than Vandermeulen; Vandermeulen, exact at noon, lies at three o' clock. Geometry is deceptive, the hurricane alone is trustworthy. That is what confers on Folard the right to contradict Polybius.
(submitted by Om)
Dear Om,
Rembrandt and Vandermeulen were both Dutch artists, but Vandermeulen had a broken clock, so whenever you ask him the time, he says it's noon, so that's the only time he tells the truth. Hurricanes dependably let you out of school early so you don't have to go to geometry class; however, there were far more hurricanes in Folard's time than Polybius', so while Polybius was stuck learning geometry, Folard was watching battles which gave him more right to write about them in immortal works.*
Duh.
-Victor
P.S. Derek says he doesn't know what you're talking about. Quote: "Maria who? *nervous giggle* I don't know any Maria...*nervous giggle*...and I'm a very huggy person in general..."
*based on limited amounts of Wikipedia research and large amounts of sugar.
Dear Enjolras
You are just so not a gentlemen! You just earned a trip to the barn.., no wait you can't feel pain right?
(submitted by preciousat)
Dear preciousat,
Um...sure. You should probably just, like, send me to bed without dinner or something.
-Enjolras
Dear Eponine
Come on I love your Corset please can I buy it?
(submitted by preciousat)
Dear preciousat,
I don't actually wear a corset. My dad has a great book you can use if you want to look like me, though: How to Starve Your Family and Save Big All at the Same Time! by Some French Guy.
-Éponine
Dear Joly and Pyscho
Sorry again I'm used to Rated T fics... At least I didn't post anything M.
(submitted by preciousat)
Dear preciousat,
BAD THINGS WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DID.
-Joly and Psycho
Dear Everyone:
Ah good luck with your trip..cough..,cough (mynameisluka please make a account so that we can Pm each other how awesome Andreas and Enjy is)
(submitted by preciousat)
Dear preciousat,
Are we going somewhere? Did Marseillaise post something last chapter that I completely missed?
-Everyone, But Really Just Psycho
Dear Valjean,
Do you have *cough, cough* feelings for Javert? ;)
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Dear Anonna Moss,
NO.
-Valjean
Dear Éponine,
I ship you and Cosette. How do you feel about that (other than relieved/grateful that it's not Enjonine)? Also, can I give you a hug? You seem to need it.
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Dear Anonna Moss,
NO.
-Éponine
Dear Enjolras,
Do you realize Grantaire is in love with you?
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Dear Anonna Moss,
NO.
-Enjolras
Dear Gavroche,
You're awesome. :D
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Dear Anonna Moss,
YES.
-Gavroche
Dear Felix,
Do you realize what a horrible person you are? If you don't love Fantine, that's fine, but you could have AT LEAST left her some money so that she wouldn't have to abandon Cosette, work a minimum-wage job for a womanizing boss, give up her own body just to survive, and eventually die of some disease she caught from living on the streets.
...
I hate you. So much.
(submitted by Kerri)
Dear Kerri,
LA LA LA I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR YOU
-Felix
Eponine:
I've got Javert busy listening to Javert's Suicide on his iPod (apparently they have technology in the afterlife)(why does this guy sound suspiciously like me? wait-he commits suicide? But suicide is a sin! WAIT-WHY IS MY NAME IN THE TITLE OF THIS SONG...)(Shut up, Javert)...anyway, what's the most valuable thing you've ever stolen?
(submitted by Elodie . Haven)
Dear Elodie . Haven,
Psycho's Phantom mask. She spent, like, two hours making it and then I just stole it and she can't find it anymore and she really wants to wear it. TAKE THAT, PSYCHO!
-Éponine
Enjolras:
Robespierre is the ANTITHEIS of liberté, égalité, fraternité. by the time he died he was killing more than FIFTY PEOPLE PER DAY. And he pretty much single-handedly convinced France they wanted to be ruled by a monarch (well not single handedly but whatever). Add your hero worship of him to the fact that you seem to think it OK to shoot anyone who annoys you, and i'm very glad your revolution failed.
(submitted by Elodie . Haven)
Dear Elodie . Haven,
Yeah...I actually like Rousseau way better. That's actually canonic! "Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains." (Yeah. I memorize Rousseau quotes cuz I'm cool like dat.) Under MY Republic, no one would die. Except the king and peoples...
-Enjolras
Dear Fantine,
Were you fired by the foreman or another person? And if what would be your reaction if Monsieur Madeleine would have been the one who had solved the fight in the factory and had not fired you?
(submitted by FictionLover)
Dear FictionLover,
Question numero un: Originally, the LOVELY forewoman at the factory. The musical apparently thought she, like, wasn't good enough and decided that Madeleine's super-moral factory should have a creepy sexual predator as the foreman. I don't know why.
Question numero deux: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU MONSIEUR LA MAIRE HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I WILL BE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT OH AND PS MY KID WHO I HAD TO LEAVE WITH SOME INNKEEPERS THANKS YOU TOO! IMMA OFF TO GO WORK SUPER-DUPER HARD FOREVER AND EVER!
-Fantine
Dear ENJOLRAS
Happy, now Mr. Go Die In A Hole?
Dear Cosette,
I dunno why everyone hates you. All you did was fall in love.
Dear Everyone,
Who wants to be my friend? All my friends are REAL, and tha's a bummer. SO yeah. have beer. And skittles (while I can't drink the beer...)
Hate, Love and Love (respectivley)
Meredith
Dear Meredith
Yes. Yes I am.
Mutually,
Enjolras
Dear Meredith,
IKR? I'm like, a perfect character.
-Cosette
Dear Meredith,
BEER!
-Grantaire
Dear Meredith,
SKITTLES!
-Gavroche
Hiya, Les Amis!
Enjolras: You can probably meet Andres in heaven, since both of you are dead.
I currently cannot think of anything to say to you.
Oh wait. I found one.
Hi.
-MyNameIsLuka
Dear MyNameIsLuka,
Hai!
-Enj
P.S. You're my friend, since I'm pretty sure you've never mentioned Éponine in ANY of your letters. (I think Elodie . Haven might be in that club, too. If any of you people are in the club, lemme know.) So you get to call me Enj! But not ever ever ever Enjy.
Dear Gavroche,
may I adopt you? I have lots of cookies, a garden where you can steal apples, cherrys and strawberrys and three kittens you could play with.
Well ... an elephant is still missing, but we could build one, if you want.
Amicalement,
Pityo
Dear Pityo,
I am so there. I may have to get rid of the kittens, though, they ain't good for my image.
-Gavroche
Dear Combeferre,
Are medical studies very difficult? Or is ist possible to go successfully trough it, even if I am a little clumsy and forgetful?
Yours sincerely,
Pityo
Dear Pityo,
Hm. I'm not sure...I think the system may have changed somewhat in the 180 years since I got my degree...
-Combeferre
Dear Courfeyrac,
may I buy your hat? It's such a pretty one!
Yours sincerely,
Pityo
Dear Pityo,
Aw, thanks! But I lose my hat enough as it is...
-Courfeyrac
Dear Inspector Javert,
don't you think, that you overreacted a bit by drowning yourself in the Seine, after you realized, that Jean Valjean is able to be a good, honest man?
Oh ... and besides: Now that your dead (and gone). Does "the law" play a role in heaven? And if yes, are you happy with that role?
Yours sincerely,
Pityo
Dear Pityo,
Well, I can't change my mind now! I'm in therapy, though...and they DON'T LET ME WORK ANYMORE! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME?
-Javerrrrrt
Dear Enjolras,
I would like to ask you a few questions:
1) IF the revolution would have been successful ... would you have been interested in assuming a political position, such as for example mayor of a town? And if yes, what would be the first thing you would change?
2) Okay, we all know that your revolution failed (sadly). So I guess you and your friends are now in heaven? First I thought that it must be very boring there because everything ist perfect etc.
But ... there still does exist something like hell. And God does ot only send murderers, rapists to hell but desperate selfmurderers, children which were not baptized ... don't you think that is really unfair and somehow oppressive?
So ... what about confronting God with that fact - and - if he (or she) is not willing to change it to start a new (less violently) revolution?
If the earth should be free, heaven should be it too, don't you think?
Yours sincerely,
Pityo
Dear Pityo,
1) After the revolution succeeded, I was planning on making myself president of France...I mean what? *shifty eyes*
2) Erm...I think you're a bit unclear on the concept of Christianity...you don't need to have been baptized or even have been a super-good person to go to heaven...as long as you believe that Jesus died for your sins, you're pretty much set...
-Enjolras
Dear Pityo,
I don't know...I don't know anything...I can't find my absinthe...this is a very unsettling experience...
-Grantaire...am I? Am I really? Who am I on the inside?
Dear Je(h)an Prouvaire,
at what age did you start to write Poems? Which happening has affected you to write poems?
Yours sincerely,
Pityo
Dear Pityo,
When I was five I saw a butterfly. I told my Maman what it looked like, and she told me my description was so nice I should write it down. And it turned into my first poem.
-Jehan Prouvaire
Dear Enjolras
HI! so IK u love Patria and everything (WOW loser Patria is not even a real person)
if you met her where would you take her on your first date?
(submitted by Her)
Dear Her,
I would take her to the ancient battlefield of...what are you sniggering about, Courfeyrac?
-Enjolras
ENJOLRAS!
You HYPOCRITE! You said you didn't like nicknames and then you called me Eppie Liz - with an I and and E! How DARE you?
From Eppy Liz :)
Dear Eppy Liz,
Sorry, that's just what I call Éponine when I write to her-I mean what? *shifty eyes*
-Enjolras
Dear Jean Prouvaire,
I ship you with EPONINE!
From Eppy Liz :)
Dear Eppy Liz,
Awesome!
-Jean Prouvaire
Dear Enjolras,
I don't like you.
Not-very-sincerely, Mina
Dear Mina,
Well, FINALLY! SOMEBODY!
-Enjolras
Dear Enjolras,
IT IS NOT MY FAULT MY PARENTS ARE **** AT CHOOSING NAMES!
From Reese. (Who is seriously considering changing her name to Lisa)
Dear Reese,
True. After all, I shouldn't judge, my first name is-
Right. Like I was actually going to tell you.
-Enjolras
Dear Gavroche,
POWER TO DA MUNCHKINS? Why didn't we think of that?
From EppY Liz and Mina (actually Mina's just gone to change the title of Eppy Liz's English homework to POWER TO D- MINA!
Dear Eppy Liz & Mina,
No, POWA, not POWER. Getchyo gangsta on!
-Gavroche
PS Mina would like to point out to MyNameIsLuka that she was the first one to do the "MyNameIs" thing. Eppy Liz would like to point out that Mina stole it from a book anywhoo.
Dear Everyone
Who are your favourite people who have played you in the musical?
Sincerely,
SociallyAwkwardUnicorn
Dear SociallyAwkwardUnicorn,
I'm going to be unfair and not answer this one, just because I haven't seen that many different actors for each part. But we all know what the answer for Gavroche would be. :D And if you don't, you haven't been paying attention.
-Psycho
Dear Enjolras,
Would you prefer to be shipped with Éponine or Cosette?
SociallyAwkwardUnicorn
P.S: I have one of your red vests as hostage. If you don't answer, it will come face-to-face with the fire. Have a great day now :)
Dear SociallyAwkwardUnicorn,
Darci the Thespian still has my vest. Which means, you do not. So I will not answer. Mwahahaha.
-Enjolras
Dear Jean Prouvaire,
You and my sister should totally be peanut butter twins. End of. Yah. Innit. Touche. I'mjustgonnastoptalkinnowsobye!
Eppy Liz xx
Dear Eppy Liz,
EHMAGERSH YES!
-Jehan
A/N: And that's awllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll l for now.
Guess what? Our wonderful government has just passed a law making it illegal for soldiers to share their faith with others in the military. It's "treasonous." And "unconstitutional."
...
Yeah.
Anyone else think that's unfair?
VIVE LE JESUS!