Dear Enjolras,
When you calm down, we can negotiate a deal for your vest. It's nice though, so I might not want to be separated from it. Would a red jacket make you feel better? And the only time I mentioned Eponine in a letter was when I asked about the drinking contest and right now when I'm reminding you. Can I be in that club? Please? I still won't give you back your vest though.
Darci and her new red vest which is awesome
Dear Darci,
asdfjkl; I'll only let you in the club if you let me have my vest back. I feel so...empty...
THERE'S A GRIEF THAT CAN'T BE SPOKEN
THERE'S A PAIN GOES ON AND ON
EMPTY TORSOS ON EMPTY BODIES
NOW MY VEST IS KIDNAPPED AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
-Enjolras
Dear Valjean, Éponine, Enjolras, and Gavroche:
Thanks for replying last time! But you were all a little short with me. Clearly, the stress from this revolution business is getting to you. Oh, I know! I'll come by and help! We can build barricades together, and sing songs, and you could teach me how to shoot a gun...it would be like a great big slumber party! :D That should cheer you guys right up.
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Dear Anonna Moss,
EHMAGERSH YESSSSSSSS!1! ! 1!
-Valjean, Éponine, Enjolras, and Gavroche
Dear Javert:
If Valjean were dying, and you could save him, would you?
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Mademoiselle Moss:
Probably. So he could face his punishment in prison...*covert laughter*
Dear Éponine:
If Cosette were dying, and you could save her, would you?
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Dear Anonna,
Ew. No.
-Éponine
Dear Enjolras:
What would you do if Patria...somehow...cheated on you with Grantaire?
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Dear Anonna,
That would mean he had joined the cause. (I think. It's a somewhat confusing metaphor.) And I would be very happy.
-Enjolras
Dear Elephant:
What's it like having Gavroche live in you?
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Dear Anonna,
It's DA BOSS! He's way better than the rats.
-Eva Ella Erin Emily Ethel Elephant
Dear Cosette:
In the 2012 movie, a man you barely knew made you run through the streets at night while some guy chased you down yelling numbers. And yet you seemed completely unfazed. Why? Did the Thénardiers get into trouble with the law(r) often and drag you into it so you got used to that kind of thing?
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Dear Anonna,
Well...he was so much better than the Thénardiers that I was willing to do anything they said.
-Cosette
Dear Enjolras
1)So Enjolras is a weird name by the way...
2) are you named after someone or are you just original?
3) whats your full name?
(submitted by Her)
Dear...Her,
1):P So is 'Her'.
2) I'm awllll original! Hee hee.
3) Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.*
-Enjolras
Couf: thats really mean, you should tell us the story! Shouldent he*looks to the as amis*Enjolras? Please?
Everyone: i sent the poems to RWMTFG, i want each of yalls opinions on their poems! it would make me smile
Enjolras: am i your friend, i only ship where noone else has to see! Please ? I need a friend :(
R: do you like to pull pranks? If so, best prank youve ever pulled and on whom?
Jolllly: R, how is he alive? From what ive gathered, he drinks 10 times the ammount of a normal person
'Chetta: i like you, from what ive gathered, you are an extremly sweet and amazing person and friend :)
And finally...my little Peanut Butter: i want you to write a poem about me and t person of your choosing! Make it interesting please :)
Love and TARDIS to all,
Melody Saxon
Dear Melody Saxon,
Fiiiiiiiiiine. Here they are.
Enjolras-Dillamond-He knows there are things wrong in the land! And he wants to fix it! And there is no naïve, green-skinned girl to convince him that some random person has probably already told the Wizard about it, so yaaaaaaaaaay!
Courfeyrac (MEEEEEEE)-Tholly-Cuz I'm like nice!Tholomyés, as Victor said.
Combeferre-Annabeth-Because he's wise, like Athena, who is Annabeth's mother.
Jean Prouvaire-PEANUT BUTTER!-Because he's an author, which makes me think of my personal favorite author, J. M. Barrie, who wrote 'Peter Pan,' like the brand of PEANUT BUTTER!
Feuilly-Warsaw-Capital of Poland!
Grantaire-Taylor Swift-He just hates her music and it really annoys him when I call him that. Heehee.
Bahorel-Dumbledore-Cuz he gets in a lot of fights and probably has his nose broken, like Dumbledore.
Bossuet-Sparky-Because he's blind, like Charlie Brown, who was created by Charles M. Schultz, whose nickname was 'Sparky'.
Marius-Emoticon-Because he's so freaking emo. It's so ANNOYING!
Derek-WillowTree-Because he has so many fans! Or at least he deserves them. And WillowTree makes fans, right?
So there y'are. And, surprisingly, I did not just make those up. That was my legitimate thought process...well, for most of them. Hope it lived up to all your expectations, Mel!
-Courfeyrac
Dear Melody,
They rock! We kinda want to update tonight, so EVERYONE can't say what they thought, but Jean Prouvaire cried. (The first time I went to type that, I said 'died'. Whoops. *sob*) You should publish them! If you can.
-Everyone
Dear Melody,
NO.
-Enjolras
Dear Melody,
Heck yes. It was on Enjolras but he doesn't know I'm the one who did it so I can't tell you. But it was great. :D
-Grantaire
Dear Melody,
He's a medical miracle! I wish I knew...
-Jolllly
Dear Melody,
Thanks! Don't let Enjy get you down, I'll be your friend!
-Musichetta
Dear Melody,
I would LOVE to do that! But I'm a bit confused. You and an LM character? And by 'interesting' do you mean ridiculous or serious? Tell me and I'll do it next time!
-Jean Prouvaire :)
Dear Jehan,
Sorry, it's been a few chapters, but here I am again! You, dear poet, would be volunteering for special opportunities for gifted children such as yourself. You could also be volunteering for the Volunteer Fire Department, but we at this moment are not sure if that actually exists, or if the sugar bowl can be located. In fact, THAT is what you are volunteering for. Yep. You're going to find the sugar bowl. Good luck!
(submitted by Marcelle Dupont)
Dear Marcelle,
I believe you just referenced not one, but TWO! of my absolute most favorite book series of all time! So yay you! I'm setting off on my quest! The next few chapters, if you people write me, you'll just get my answering machine. I shall tell you when I get back.
With all due respect,
Jean Prouvaire (or, as I try to get my friends to call me, the Great Jean Weather Machine!)
Dear Preciousat,
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO FREAKING SWEAR. I mean, we could probably star it out, but that might encourage people to swear in reviews. So your letter will not be printed.
Mwa ha ha ha.
-Psycho and Mars
RIGHT! IMMA GONNA FIGURE OUT THESE NICKNAMES COURF!
Enjolras-Dillamond-Ermmmm...
Courfeyrac (MEEEEEEE)-Tholly-Because according to Victor Hugo, you're like Tholomyés, but nicer.
Combeferre-Annabeth- Because he's clever? Like Annabeth?
Jean Prouvaire-PEANUT BUTTER!-?
Feuilly-Warsaw- CAPITAL (OR CAPITOL FOR YOU AMERICANS) OF POLAND BABY!
Grantaire-Taylor Swift- I really think this should be Enjolras. Y'know, her new album, Red, like the blood of angry men.
Bossuet-Sparky-ummm, errrr, I LIKE TRAINS!
Marius-Emoticon- He has a whole loads of emotions. Like, sad when he doesn't think he's ever gonna meet Cosette again, happy when he meets Cosette again, and surprised when he realises he's seeing Cosette again. Note many Cosette references.
Derek-WillowTree-There is probably a perfectly legimate reason for this that is staring me right in the face but... I don't know.
SO? HOW DID I DO?
Eppy Liz xx
Dear Eppy Liz,
You got three! (I'm giving you half credit for Marius and Combeferre) Awesome! You rock!
-Courfeyrac
Dear Jean Prouvaire,
No. Don't listen to anything my sister says. Like, ever.
Reese
Hi, this is Jean Prouvaire! I'm not here right now. I'm on a quest to discover the infamous 'Sugar Bowl'. If you need to leave a message, please leave your name and number after the beep! Remember your flower power!
BEEP!
Dear Enjolras,
No, like REALLY don't like you. I think your revolution is the stupidest idea of the 19th Century, and red is an ugly colour. And your description in the brick makes you sound ugly, even if Victor Hugo said you look nice and has a crush on you.
Don't deny it Victor Hugo. You said he was good-looking.
Mina :-D
Dear Mina,
! ! ! ! ! ! !
-Enjolras
Dear Mina,
I can't answer that; I'm too busy being dead.
-Victor Hugo
Dear Enjorlas
Is it true you write to Eponine? If so MARRY HER. You crush my dreams! You hear me you dream crusher. Please at least try for me!
Dear Eponine
Is it true Enjorlas writes to you? Because I LOVE ENJONINE. I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL ENJONINE GETS MARRIED. HA HA HA HA HA!
LOVE, K
Dear K,
We hate you.
-Éponine and Enjolras
ENJONINE IS LIKE THE BEST SHIP EVERRRR LIKE SRSLY YOU TWO MUST GET TOGETHER ENJONINE IS JUST ADORABLE!:)!
(submitted by OMG ENJONINE)
Dear OMG ENJONINE,
Is that you being annoying, Mars? If not, we hate you too.
-Éponine and Enjolras
Dear Courfeyrac,
Will you marry me? Please?
(submitted by Kat)
Dear Kat,
Well, let's get to know each other a bit first! *smiles flirtily** (that's an asterisk outside of the action, if it's unreadable.) Meet me for dinner?
-Courfeyrac
Dear Enjolras,
JK! I mean I obviously think you're amazing and your revolution is the best - EPPY LIZ! How many freaking times do I have to tell you to stop writing reviews pretending to be me! Jeez! No Enjolras, I still hate you, but I take back the thing about Victor Hugo having a crush on you. Too many digestive biscuits...
Mina :P
Dear Mina,
Thank you. But red is a pretty color. Heehee.
-Enjolras
Dear Enjolras:
Yes, I most definitely belong in the club of those who do not bug you about Eponine! As much as I may disagree with your political views, I respect your right to determine your own love life or lack thereof.
(submitted by Elodie . Haven)
Dear Elodie,
Well, THANK you! Welcome to the club!
-Enjolras
Dear Fantine:
Sorry if I'm being intrusive, but I'm kind of curious-at the beginning of this fic you were quite against the whole idea of Fantine/Valjean, but now you seem to kind of like it. May I ask what changed?
(submitted by Elodie . Haven)
Dear Elodie,
Oh...did I? That just means Psycho was really lazy and forgot what she'd written. But yeah. I like it now.
-Fantine
Dear Psycho:
Now it's unconstitutional to discuss religion in the military? What happened to the freedom of speech? TO THE BARRICADES!
(submitted by Elodie . Haven)
Dear Elodie,
I KNOW! I'M SO MAD! Enjolras is helping me plan the revolution...
-Psycho
Enjolras, As much as it pains me to say it (And it's not just to you I have trouble with) I'm sorry. Ou don't have to be my friend, but at least forgive me. I was wrong to assume you and Eponine had romantic ties. Much love, Meredith
Dear Meredith,
Awww...thanks!
-Enjolras
Dear Javert, FOLLW DER LAWR
Dear Meredith,
You got dat right, sista!
-Javert
Dear Gavroche, WAT ABOUT CHOCOLATE?
Dear Meredith,
What? What about chocolate?
-Gavroche
Dear Cosette, I wouldn't say perfect. But you are definetley a likeable person.
Dear Meredith,
Why, thank you.
-Cosette
Dear Marius, Is there a greif that can't be spoken?
Dear Meredith,
Yes. Yes there is. Apparently it's Enjolras missing his vest.
-Marius
Dear Everyone, Do any of you watch and enjoy Doctor Who? (You have cable in heaven!)
Dear Meredith,
OHMIGOSH YESSSSSSSSSSS!1!1111111111111
-R
*NEVER READ MY IMMORTAL. IT WILL DESTROY YOUR BRAIN.
And there ya have it. Hope you lot enjoyed, and remember, if you have something to say in an A/N, write it first so you don't completely forget what you were going to say by the time you finish the chapter.
-Psycho