Here we go. All the other reviews! Sorry about that, folks! And, I shall do all the new ones in a different chappie. Yep. –Marseillaise (l'Hymme Nationale de France!)
Dear R,
YOU WATCH DOCTOR WHO?! That's so awesome! Who's your favorite doctor? Companion?
Darci and her red vest
Dear Enjolras,
OH ENJOLRAS, ENJOLRAS
DON'T ASK ME
WHAT YOUR SACRIFICE WAS FOR
EMPTY TORSOS ON EMPTY BODIES
WHERE ENJOLRAS
WILL WEAR HIS VEST
NO MORE
Darci and her red vest
Like I said last chapter, R is drunk. We don't actually think he watches Doctor Who.
Combeferre
Darci the Torturer-
I GOT IT BACK. HAHAHA.
Enjolras
Hey guys.
JC again.
Just wanted to let you know:
I AM STARTING A REVOLUTION!
WE HAVE TO TAKE STANDARDIZED TESTS THIS WEEK IN SCHOOL, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!
VIVE LA REVIEW
VIVE LA SCIENCE
VIVE LA INTELLECT
By the way, I'm one of those people who thinks that testing just makes people stupider.
Just saying.
-JC, the one who is a revolutionary now
JC-
You do realize that testing and school is bettering the minds of the people, right? And the people all deserve an education, so that they will be smart enough to elect their own leaders and so they can overcome the oppressive government!
Enjolras
Okay, R, we are now best friends!
Dear Gavroche,
Everything about chocolate.
Dear Enjolras,
Friends? (by the way, here's a new vest as a sort of peace offering)
Dear Javert,
Tru dat, home slice!
Dear Barricade,
Why has no one written to you? I feel so bad!
Dear Thenadier,
Dear Everyone,
RED! THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!
BLACK! THE DARK OF AGES PAST!
RED! A WORLD ABOUT TO DAWN!
BLACK! THE NIGHT THAT ENDS AT LAST
(submitted by Meredith)
Mer-
YAY! CHOCOLATE!
Gavroche! (And Navet, who wants chocolate too!)
Meredith-
Thank you. Very much. However, I have gotten my vest back, and shall give this one to Gavroche to prevent his stealing mine ever again.
Enjolras
Mademoiselle Meredith-
What on earth? Home slice? True dat?
Inspector Javert, Paris Prefecture of Police
Meredith-
Aw, thanks!
The Barricade
wat did u girls do wen u got ur periods but u ddnt hav tampons or pads
(submitted by Angee)
Angee-
I don't even want to go there.
Éponine
Angee-
I was very difficult. There were these huge belts, and stuff. No comment.
Fantine
Angee-
WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING THIS QUESTION?!
AZELMA
Angee-
I assume you weren't reffering to us, so we won't answer.
All the nuns
Angee-
Bad things happened.
Cosette
Angee-
….
Mme. Hucheloup
Dear Enjolras
What if you and Eponine were the last people on Earth. And the fate of Humanity was in your hands?
Love K
PS
ENJONINE FOREVER
K-
Well, it isn't. I plan on dying on a freaking barricade long before that has the chance to happen.
Enjolras.
Ps. DEATH TO ENJONINE! I DO NOT LOVE ÉPONINE! WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE GET THAT?
I'M BAAACK! xDD
Okay Enjolras,
Can I also be part of the club? I reread all my letters and I don't think I actually said anything abou ENJONINE to you so... please? *puppy dog eyes* I support your revolution! I even have my own rosette and gun! xD so pwease?
P.S. I have clarified MyNameIsLuka's identity, she was my friend all along so her parents banned her from using technology because she fangirled way too much on the Les Mis ship I will not dare say. So she can't send you guys letters at the moment
-Celestique
Celestique-
Of course.
Enjolras
Dear Amis
1. besides Enjolras who knows the least about woman
2. Best amis to have at a party
3. Cutest girl in Le Mis
4. Ugliest girl in Le Mis
(submitted by Her)
Her-
1) Umm…Combeferre? I mean, he has dated like, twice. In the WHOLE time. It's weird.
2) Courfeyrac!-Courf ME-R Not R-Everyone else
3) Cosette
4) Mme. Hucheloup
Dear shhh... Author
Whatever the d-word is not a swear word.. Even maybe Bahorel and R approves.
Dear Eponine
So who teach you About womanhood? Mother? Marius? Enjolras *wingles eyebrows*? No offense theres no health class in the 19th century.. I love to hear it from you
Dear Enjolras
Are you a Taylor Swift fan? You look like sisters no offense. But hey Aaron Tveit (the wanna-be-you) sung her song (We are never ever getting back together) which proves his a fan. So are you?
Dear R
Why hate Taylor Swift? Shes awesome.. Awesomer than your wine or beer
Dear Cosette
I hate your name it sounded like Corset
Dear Marius
I heard you've been crowned as King of the idiocy land.. How about it?
Dear Bahorel
I love your braveness and feisty nature.. Hope you dont get in trouble with the pa-paps
Dear Preciousat-
Yeah, I know. They approve. And I'm thinking about making this story T anyway.
Marseillaise
Preciousat-
Mere did. Duh.
Éponine
Preciousat-
NO.
Enjolras
Preciousat-
Nothing is awesomer than wine or beer! Well…it's complicated…but Taylor Swift is not awesomer than wine or beer!
R
Preciousat-
That's not nice…
Cosette
Preciousat-
I'm king?
Marius
Preciousat-
Why, merci.
Bahorel
Dear Jehan,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like your writing,
Can I write a poem with you?
-CD
Dear CD,
Sure!
Flowers, Jehan
Dear Enjolras,
Can we build a barricade? Cause there are certain things I want to rebel against:
*Enjonine Shippers
*Maths
*Older Sisters
*School Uniform (IT'S NOT FAIR!)
Anywhoo... yeah. And am I in that club? Don't think I mentioned Éponine...
Eppy Liz xx
Dear Fantine,
Like, you don't even find Valjean/Fantine *slightly* creepy? I swear he's like twenty years older than you...
Eppy Liz xx
Dear Jean Prouvaire,
When you get back... nice answering machine.
Reese xx
Eppy Liz-
YES, no, no, no…sure.
Enjolras
Eppy Liz-
Not really, no…Jean's about 45 when I die, and I'm about 35, so, not 20 years.
Fantine
Dear Reese-
Thanks!
Love, Jean (Prouvaire)
Dear psycho,
I don't think mars fits the nonitalicized person so her name is now JaquesJoeChesterrLeChatMiloHaterConstipatedLeprech aunSweetNLow.
Dear enjy,
I'm in the club too. Hmph.
Dear Derek cough cough Jose,
You know exactly who Maria is. And she's single now, btw
Om-
MY NAME IS MARSEILLAISE. AND, DEATH TO MILO THE PLOT RABBIT. AND, ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT WEARING A COCKADE TO SCHOOL ON THE LAST DAY? BECAUSE I NEED TO SHOW MY REVOLUTION PRIDE. AND MRS. D- (no not Digne) IS UNLIKELY TO PLAY DYHTPS! LE GASP! YEAH….
Marseillaise
Om-
Um, sure.
Enjolras
Om-
Well it isn't my fault Cheeto killed him!
Derek
Dear eponine,
What would you do if you and enjolras were locked in a closet and there was no escape?
Sincerely,
Bernicia
Bernicia-
Bang on the door until someone let us out. Duh.
Éponine
Dear Enjolras,
DO YOU SERIOUSLY SHARE A NAME WITH THE MOST HORRENDOUS, VILLAINOUS, TERRIBLE, INHUMAN, REVOLTING, BLATANT MARY-SUE ON THE PLANET!?
That is all I have to say to you. I'm just too disappointed by this
(submitted by Mormeril Dark Lady of Insanity)
MDLoI-
What on earth?!
Enjolras
Part of my review was meant to say:
Dear Monsieur Thenadier,
you are awful.
Meredith
Meredith-
Why, thank you.
Thénardier
Dear everyone:
Yay! Barricade party! *runs off to get sleeping bags, popcorn, and futuristic shield generators* We should watch a movie while we wait for the National Losers to show up. How about Les Misérables? Have you guys seen that one?
Dear Champmatheiu:
In the 25th anniversary concert (I'm not familiar with any earlier versions so I can't say if it's there or not), Javert says that he's sure you're Valjean because of "the brand upon [your] skin". So tell me: why on earth do you have
"24601" tattooed on your chest?
Dear Valjean:
In the end...was that bread worth it?
Dear Enjolras:
OMS ur Enoby!1! liek u r so gottik! we shud ttly meet up and do goffik fingz lik go bak in tim loll mcr rox 666!/
...I'm sorry. I had to. *cowers behind barricade* Don't kill me! I'm one of the few people on earth who don't ship that pairing you hate! Do you really want to risk making us extinct?
(submitted by Anonna Moss)
Yes, we have. Several times. And R wants to say-
HADLEY FRASER
Um. Yeah.
Combeferre (the official speaker for everyone now)
Moss-
What? I have no idea!
Champmatheiu
Moss-
No.
Valjean
Moss-
Really? Just. No.
Enjolras
Dear Cosette,
COH-ZETTE, COH-ZETTE!
You're supposed to be an important character, because your mother sell her hair and her teeth for you and Valjean saved Marius for you, but why you don't have solo in the musical? And every time you have a duet with Marius it's always interrupted? (First Éponine, and then your father) why? It makes you seems boring and have dull personality.
Lily (who adore both you and Éponine)
Lily-
Aw, thanks! I don't know, but it's fine, I'm with Marius! I really don't get a ton of love here, so thank you so much! And, just for the record, Éponine and I have made up. SO no more fighting. Except Marius, the poor boy!
Cosette
Dear Les Amis,
(It's perfect time to ask you guys, since Enjy and Éponine are not here *whispering*)
Do you ship Enjolras with Éponine?
-Enjonine Shipper-
Enjonine Shipper-
Yes.
-Courfeyrac, Bahorel, Feuilly, Joly, Bossuet
No. He can choose whomever he wants, or no one at all.
-Combeferre, Jehan
No. He needs to get over it.
-R
Dear Feuilly.
Greetings from Poland, which is independent country again!
I'm pretty sure that you already know that, because we retrieved our freedom almost 100 years ago. And then the WWII came.. . And Warsaw was destroyed...
...but we rebuilt it!
Sadly, our present government is really... foolish. And it's impossible to start a revolution. (not without you and your friends!)
By the way, there were lots of revolutions in the history of Poland. Most of them failed, but Poles have fought for freedom of their motherland, just like you and rest of Les Amis!
I can tell you more about our revolutions and about Amazing History Of Awesome Country Called Rzeczpospolita Polska, but I don't want you to get bored (maybe Enjolras would be interested? He likes history, right? Especially history of rebellions) .
If you want, I can send you pierogi or vodka (for R of course!) or anything else you want from my beautiful country!
(ﾉヮ)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
-Jaga
Dear Psycho,
I know how you feel! Poland is one of most catholic countries in Europe, when everyone left us and wars came, only religion was giving us hope and there was even Polish Pope (we miss him very very much :C), but now, a lot of Poles blame Church, bully Christians and even politicians say that our religion is something worthless or even harmful! I don't mind that they don't believe, but they should respect those who do.
What's happening to the world? :C Can I join you and Elodie at the barricades?
-Jaga
PS. Sorry for my bad English, I'm still learning and I try my best! (:
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AN ACTUAL POLISH PERSON REVIEWED OH MY GOSH THIS IS AWESOME. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. Yeah…I'm Polish too (but don't speak the language or live in Poland.) BUT YEAH. AND I HAD TO STUDY IT FOR THIS PROJECT, WHERE WE HAD TO STUDY OUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN, RIGHT? AND IT WAS AWESOME! But Polish seems like a really hard language. Because of all the weird vowel and consonant sounds. But I suppose English seems that way to Polish people so I'm not one to judge.
Marseillaise (whose favorite foreign countries are, in order, France, Poland, Switzerland, England, Canada)
Jaga-
That's awesome! No, I would love to hear more about it!
Feuilly
Jaga-
Yep. I'm joining as well!
Marseillaise (who is doing this now)
Dear Gavroche,
I actually can't decide if elephants or cookies ate better, but I'm my own person and I don't want you to hate me, so I'm gonna go with unicorns.
VIVE LA UNICORNS!
Also, tell Azelma that I LOOOOOOOVE HEEEER!
P.s EponineandEnjolrasshouldmakeoutsorrynotsorry
(submitted by Megan)
Megan-
It's vive les licornes, actually.
And Azelma says she LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEES you too…
Gavroche!
PS. Enjolras and Éponine say they want to viciously murder you…uhm…
Dear Marius,
What was our sacrifice for again? We forgot.
Sincerely,
Your Friends
(submitted by Guest, who I am going to call Benoit. Pronounce: Ben-wah)
Benoit-
THAT'S NOT FUNNY. WE DIED TO MAKE A BETTER FUTURE FOR FRANCE, AND-
Sorry about that. Enjolras just won't shut up sometimes.
Enjolras and Éponine
Dear Grantaire,
Exactly how drunk do you have to be?
*winks knowingly*
(submitted by SerinaTheGypsyGirl)
STGG-
What d'ya mean?
R
So, Bahorel, does it frustrate you that few people know you exist?
Combeferre, do you realize that your name makes some people want to comb your hair?
Laigle/Bossuet/whatever, does the hair comment offend you?
Courfeyrac, would you use online dating sites if you could?
Enjolras, would you read Meetings by Darci the Thespian if it meant she would give you the vest back?
Joly, do you realize that diseases are caused by microscopic animals that exist on pretty much every surface, not bad alignment with the magnetic poles?
Jean Prouvaire, do you sympathize with Marius' romantic aspirations?
Grantaire, what (if anything) would make you become sober?
Feuilly, do you realize that Poland has been occupied by one country or another for over 70% of its existence?
Keep writing and Vive la France!
justme
Justme-
YES.
Bahorel
Justme-
…
Combeferre
Justme-
Not really, but it offended Combeferre.
Bossuet
Justme-
No. I have a strict policy about not reading fanfiction. Ever.
Justme-
Joly is hyperventilating and nodding sacredly. Thanks.
Les Amis
Dear Justme,
Sure.
Jean Prouvaire
Justme-
Hmmm…
R
Justme-
Yes.
Feuilly
OHMYGOSHYESILOVEYOUCOUFTHANKYOUFORRESPONDINGIJUSTL OVEYOU...I mean...sure! Sounds great! How about Cafe Musain?
Kat
Kat-
…..Sorry, I have a policy about not taking demented fangirls on dates. Bad things happened the last time. NOT EXPLAINING.
Courf
Dear Enjolras-
Do you ship Javat?
Do you ship Valjean/Javert?
Do you ship Grantaire/Enjolras?
Do you ship Enjonine?
(submitted by FeminerdyPotato)
FP-
Doesn't everyone?
NO
NO!
NO!
Enjolras
Dear all Les Amis,
1)Do you ship E/R or E/E *little accent thingy*?
2)Have you read My Immortal?
3)Am I allowed to abbreviate your names? Enjy's especially?
4) Do any of you write fanfiction?
5)If so, Can I read it?
(submitted by FeminerdyPotato)
…We aren't answering that, Enjolras might see this.
No
NO. NO NO NO. For Enjolras, at least. Grantaire doesn't mind R.
R does, but we're all afraid to read it. Jehan does as well, but nothing that goes against something one of us doesn't like.
Well…if you dare…
Les Amis
Dear Azelma and Gavroche,
Yes, 'Zelma, I know I wrote to you.
1) Do you guys ship Derek/Azelma?
2) Do you guys like Supernanny?
3) Do you guys like Derek The Whistle Boy?
Love,
FeminerdyPotato
ERMAGERSH AADAGHA ADLFKJALKGJ I GOT WRITTENTOA NNNNNNH-
Thanks for that. Now I have to go do something about her.
Gav.
Derek/Azelma? Hm. I think I know which Ami 'Zelma has a crush on, and it's not Derek.
Supernanny?
Everyone likes Derek.
Gav!
*The end of chapter whatever chapter this is*
*remember you can write to the ppl in ATOTC!* I shall be updating the next chapter...whenever i get the chance. And i shall be updating Une Histoire de Deux Vivres soon, and Still not Cured...within three days or so? I'm not quite sure. And my plot bunny, Robespierre, is hungry, sooo...review! And one more thing. I kind of want to do story requests so if you have a good one there's that. Yep.
Je te vais mange.
i will eat you. Yeah. frenchie power.
Marseillaise