Here we go again…
Marseillaise
Dear Darnay,
I love ya, hon. *hugs*
(submitted by Psycho, who apparently still likes this although she is no longer doing it)
Psycho-
Sorry, I'm taken.
Darnay
Dear Feuilly,
How many times have you been to Poland?
Darci who doesn't have her vest anymore :(
Dear Marseillaise,
I think it will be more entertaining if it was a T, in my opinion.
Darci
Lucie Manette,
If you couldn't marry Darnay, who would you marry?
Darci who is a huge ATOTC fan!
Dear Thenardier,
Did you care when your whole family died besides Azelma?
Darci
Darci-
Lots! I go every year for Polish independence day, and once Les Amis got me a trip for my birthday a couple years ago (but that never happened again…), and-
Yes, that's great. Enough now.
Feuilly and Combeferre
Darci-
Hm, mayhap.
Marseillaise
Darci-
I honestly don't know. I mean, he's just…Charles! I suppose I would marry some other person, though, if I never met him.
Lucie
Darci-
Eh. Not really.
Thenardier
This is for 'Parnasse. Do you think you might love Eponine? Or, like her a little? Thanks. -R
R (but not the Grantaire one)-
Eh. Not really.
Montparnasse
Dear national guard,
Hi
-Om
Om-
REBELLIOUS TRAITOR TO THE THRONE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! BAD OM FOR SINGING DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING WITH MARSEILLAISE IN CLASS!
-THE NATIONAL GUARD (wow, I had waaaaaaay too much fun with that one…)
DEAR ERRYBODY AGAIN
I GOT A NEW PACK OF COKES TODAY
WOOOOOOO
SO IM HYPED
HYPED
Hyped
Hyyyyyyped
Hmm… that's a funny word
Hyyyyyyyyyyped
Hyyiuuihjknikped
Eponine, I can kill you with a spoon. SPOON. Spppppppooooooon. Hehe, spoon.
So yeah, I like spoons.
IM STILL THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST
FEAR MY MAJICK
MAAAAAJIIIIIIICK
By the way, Enjonine is amazing and don't even. Okay? You guys are amazing.
Sorry for making you mad Enjolras. Do you want a Coke?
Never mind, you ain't gettin none of my cokes
I NEED THE SUGAR
OFF TO THE VAULT I GO TO GET MORE COKE
-JC, the one who LOVES COKE
…
Oh my God. Thank God she's gone. I'm so sorry, guys. Save yourselves.
Oh, who am I? I'm Ketrick, JC's favorite OC. I'm not in any of her fanfictions, but I'm in her Steampunk book.
She's crazy. You really, seriously, should run.
Oh, and I like Enjonine, too. Just saying.
-Ketrick
JC-
I CAN KILL YOU WITH A TOOTHPICK.
Éponine
JC-
NO. I WANT NO COKE. I WANT YOU TO STAHP DIS RIDICULOUS NOTION!
Enjolras
Can people write letters to Enjy's vest? I will defy the laws of sanity I guess...
Enjy's vest, Who took better care of you? Enjolras or Darci?
Jehan, Eppy Liz was singing a song by Bridgit Mendler "Ready or Not"
Enjolras, Can be part of your club? I support your cause and have a gun ready and never mentioned Ponine in my letters to you. Except when I ask who you prefer to be with...
Lastly R, What do think about this nickname for Enjolras? Enjo...
(submitted by Celestique Ships ExE)
Celestique-
*LE IS AWESOME*
-EnjOLRAS' Vest
Celestique-
NO. Your PENNAME. HAS. ONE OF THE UNMENTIONABLE SHIPS.
Enjolras
Celestique-
No, he'll always be Apollo.
-R
Dear Marseillaise
The second to the last is not a poem it's a song "Ready or Not" by Bridget Mendler ((The one submitted by Eppy Liz))
Dear Enjolras: and (Eppy Liz)
I'm throwing furniture at the windows
Locking up the block
It's like every time the wind blows
I feel it tearing us apart
Every time you smile
You let him in again (I'M POINTING TO YOU JAVERT)
Everything is fine
When you're standing in the TOP of the barricade
Here comes the sun, here comes the rain
Standing in the top of the barricade
Here comes the sun, here comes the rain
Standing in the top of the barricade
You picks me up like
Ya got the way of the barricade
And I think I'm fine like
I'm in the top of the barricade (2x)
Reprise Version of "Hurricane" by Bridget Mendler (For Eppy Liz too)
(submitted by preciousat)
Preciousat-
BARRICADE.
Enjolras
I love this fiction so much, you guys are awesome.
Ok so two questions;
First, Gavroche, have you ever met the Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist? If so did you two get along?
Second, Javert, where do you get all the snazzy hats you wear in the musicals and movies?
Thank you!
Celestial Dauphine
Celestial-
YES! AND YES!
Gavroche
Celestial Dauphine-
From the Snazzy Hat Store, of course.
-Inspector Javert, Paris Prefecture of Police
To eponine
In answer to your question
I pretty sure you do cause even I do and have you read the enjonine fanfictions?
To courf
Don't call me panda or I will hunt you down and does that mean you won't date me? Because I'm completely available
Panda
Panda-
…*toothpicks you to death*
Éponine
Panda….s are awesome! To you-
Um. Well. I don't date fangirls. Not saying why. I had a…bad experience.
Courf
Dear Lucie (Senior),
I hate you. I don't know why but I hate you. So much.
Dear Jean Prouvaire,
You put the iPod on shuffle after numerous amounts of Smarties, and you end up writing whatever lyrics come on. I'm sorry. I'm not finding you. I was just singing. Very very loudly.
Dear National Guard,
I hate you. A lot.
Dear Montparnasse,
I think you need a hug. The pressure's getting to you. *hug*
(submitted by TheJondretteGirls (one of them))
TheJondretteGirls-
Why? I never did anything to deserve that, in my opinion!
Lucie Manette
Eppy Liz-
It's okay…
Flowers, Jean
TheJondretteGirls-
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE REVOLUTIONARY SCUM! AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
-National Guard
TheJondretteGirls-
Um, merci.
Montparnasse
Cossette,
How do you feel about a Marius/Eponine fanfic?
(submitted by Scorpia Fire)
Scorpia-
Well, honestly, I don't have a grudge against Éponine, but it is kind of awkward. But I don't read fanfiction, too many of them hate me for some reason.
-Cosette
¡Español es mejor!
I want to read R's fanfiction
Enjolras-don't read any fanfiction, you may be appalled with the OOCness and weirdness. If you would like to read something about Les Miserables, you can read...Les Miserables!
Everyone in Les Mis-do you feel more related to your book character, play character, or movie character?
Oh and Jerry Cruncher-STOP GRAVE DIGGING! IT'S WEIRD AND DISRESPECTFUL!
Les Mis peoples-have you guys read A Tale of Two Cities? If so, what did you think?
ATOTC peoples-have you guys read Les Miserables? If so, what did you think?
(submitted by Darci the Thespian)
R wants you to read his fanfiction too.
Darci-
I have already read Les Misérables. And I have sworn NEVER to read fanfiction again after mistaking one of R's for my speech notes. Worst day of my LIFE.
Enjolras
Darci-
Book, because it's more detailed.
Everyone!
Darci-
Apollo has read it, and Combeferre. Enjolras says that it portrays the reign of terror all wrong. And Combeferre is always debating some crazy "do the ends justify the means" or whatever. I haven't read it though. But I plan to.
R because I stole this laptop.
Darci-
I have.
Sydney Carton (because he's awesome, that's why)
Dear courf
I give you full permission to date me I am not one of those crazy fan girls I just think you are awesome you can call me panda and I agree on everything that you do so can I date you
panda
Enjolras
If courfeyrac doesn't date me you are stuck with me so I would make sure he does if we're you
lesmispanda you can not call me panda
Panda-
NO.
Courf
Panda-
No, I am not. I am not "stuck" with anyone. I can date whomever I choose. Or I can have Patria. So there.
Enjolras
Dear Cosette
was there anyone before Marius
because it's kind of hard to believe that you married the first guy that you met
Her
Her-
No, there wasn't. Papa wouldn't let me.
Cosette
No, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is the name of the Mary Su from My Immortal, the worst fanfiction ever. Don't read it.
Dear Enjolras,
I don't like you anymore.
- Psycho
Dear Marius,
SQUEE I AM FANGIRLING YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU! (And if you don't put this in the chapter, Mars, Imma go kill you. Kay?
-Psycho
Dear Mars,
I'll wear a cockade to school on the last day if you do. Also, JVJ was like 52 in 1823 and Fantine was like 30 or younger. So it was kind of creepy. I still ship it though.
-Psycho
Dear Jean Valjean,
Do you like macaroni and cheese? I do.
-Psycho
Dear Psycho-
That's lovely. I never liked you.
Enjolras
Psycho-
….(IM ONLY PUTTING THIS IN HERE CUZ I DON'T WANT TO DIE)
Marius (AND MARSEILLAISE NOT MARS)
Psycho-
I'm all for it. VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION!
Marseillaise
Psycho-
Um.
JVJ
Dear Feuilly,
I saw Les Mis at the theatre and became an obsessive fangirl of yours. Go Poland! *hug*
Eppy Liz xx
Eppy Liz-
Yay!
Feuilly
Dear Errybody
My puppy ships Mariette. He says, "Woof, Mariette." He also says, "Woof, Enjonine."
And he's cute, so listen to him.
-JC and Chewie, the ones who are hardcore shippers
Um, I really don't think Éponine or Enjolras should see this…
Marius
Dear Mars,
I kind of don't have a cravat *hint hint* I mean uh... Uh... COCKADE! That's the word. Gosh, first I misspell bonjour, and now... Ugh. And duh mrs. D won't play les mis. I mean, we're you seriously surprised by that?
Dear Combeferre,
I ship you with Christine Daae. Just so you know.
Om
Om-
DON'T CALL ME MARS. I'll bring you in my spare one tomorrow in school.
Marseillaise (I thought Combeferre was with Meg? Or did we change that?)
Om-
Um, that's…nice…
Combeferre
Dear Robespierre the plot bunny,
Please tell Mars to stop trying to kill me. Om agrees.
Milo
Milo-
I'M VACATIONING IN PARIS. Marseillaise says no.
Robespierre the plot bunny
Dear Amis,
Who is cooler, Derek or Enjolras?
Who is cooler, Derek, Enjolras, or Marseillaise?
Dear Courfeyrac,
What happened last time you dated a demented fangirl? I mean, it must have been pretty awful if you now actually turn dates down.
Keep writing and Vive la France!
Justme
Justme-
Cooler? Derek. Enjolras doesn't really do 'cool'.
Marseillaise! Duh!
Les Amis
Justme-
…bad things happened including but not limited to my first night in the ER because of a lava lamp.
Courfeyrac
Dear Eponine
Why won't you give Enjy a chance? Look at that beautiful face with beautiful curly blonde then look at Marius. Who do you choose? I think you should choose the handsome, majestic Enjorlas
Love
K
K-
Please…I can't take it anymore…JUST KIDDING. NOT HAPPENING.
Éponine
Dear Les Amis,
I was banned from technology for 2 months, so this is just a break for me.
To Patria: Please dump Enjolras. OKAY I ADMIT IT! I ACTUALLY SUPPORT E/É IT'S JUST THAT I KNEW THOSE INVOLVED WITH IT HATE IT SO I NEVER BROUGHT IT UP!
Please don't hate me Enjolras and Éponine.
Sincerely,
MyNameIsLuka
MNIL-
Aw, that sucks.
Les Amis
MNIL-
NEVER.
Patria
(sorry this is all, I shall do the rest later. Bye!)