Here we go. Yippee! And by the way, Victor Hugo is still in my closet, along with Enjolras, Jean Prouvaire, and Sydney Carton. Not letting them out. HAHA! -Marseillaise
Oh, maybe he was with Meg... But then who was with Christine? We should have written it down.
Dear Éponine,
Tomorrow is the anniversary of your death. Ditto to Jean Prouvaire. Sorry bout dat.
Dear everyone,
ONE DAY MORE!
Barricade day pt. 1 is like tomorrow peeps! Squee! Heheh... Tomorrow I shall share the parody that drives mars insane... Sneak peek...
Do you hear the people sing?
No you don't cuz they're all dead
And they're now just tiny voices that are singing in your head..
-Om
Om,
We wrote them down at the barricade party. Combeferre was with Meg. And other odd ships that I now am addicted to. AND THAT PARODY WAS HORRIBLE! LIKE AWFUL! AND IT MADE ME WANT TO THROW SOMETHING! But your Éponine costume was the best. And my red flag that I named Rousseau. And THE BARRICADE! That was awesome! And my almost getting guillotined. Fun times, but on to the rest of you.
Marseillaise *cough* and I have a killer dead person impersonation *cough*
Combeferre- HI CAN WE BE PEN PALS I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE TOO ADORABLE WHEN YOU STAND NEXT TO ENJOLRAS!
R- YOUR CURLS ARE TOO CUTE! I think you're the cutest barricade boy by far!
Marius- I CARE ABOUT YOUR LONELY SOUL!
Bishop of Digne- thank you for letting Valjean go! You are truly an inspiration for me!
Javert- YOU ARE THE AWESOMEST EVER I LOVE YOU!
Jehan- WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE?
-Iluvdiesel
Iluvdeisel-
Um, are you okay? I mean I guess we can be pen pals…
Combeferre
Iluvdiesel-
Thanks, I think so too. Except for Apollo.
R
Iluvdiesel-
OMG NO WAY!
Marius
Iluvdiesel-
I am not "awesome". I do my duty as an inspector of the Paris prefecture of police. You need to calm down.
Inspector Javert, Paris Prefecture of Police
Iluvdiesel-
Aw, thanks! But you know that that's also Romantic with a capital R, right? As in, I kick butt.
Jehan
Enjolras,
Haha Enj you let me join in chapter 30 :P
Not Sincerely, Celestique Ships ExE
Celestique-
Hush, child. Before he reads this.
Anon. Student
Dear R,
Okay, can I please read your fanfiction? Can give me an excerpt? PLEASE! After all, you lied about watching Doctor Who.
Darci the whovian
Dear Enjolras' red vest,
You miss me, admit it :)
Darci the awesome
Dear Sydney Carton
You're not worthless
Darci
Dear Marseillaise and Psycho,
Happy Pre-barricade day! Even though you'll probably post this later! But still!
Darci
Dear Enjolras,
I've seen some CRAZY nicknames for you. I think Apollo is the best. I mean, it captures your sunny personality! *sarcasm* And anyways Patria is a symbol, so you can't use 'i'm dating Patria' as an excuse anymore, okay?
Darc the Torturer! (dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnn)
That's my evil alter-ego
Darci-
Hm, maybe. It's very amazing. I think I would most likely be found dead, murdered by several people, if it just somehow happened to show up…maybe I can get Derek or someone to put it up at the end. *wink wink*
R
Darci-
Nooooo, of course not….
Enjolras' red vest
Darci-
Yes I am. That's just the way things are, I suppose. But thank you…
Sydney Carton
Darci-
AAAH BITTERSWEET BARRICADE DAY TO YOU TOO! Le sob.
-Marseillaise
Darci-
SUNNY PERSONALITY!?1/!?/1? AND OF COURSE I CAN. BECAUSE I WILL NOT CONFORM TO THE WORTHLESS FANFICTIONS ABOUT MY MAKING OUT WITH ÉPONINE AND R. SO THERE. AND NO. NICKNAMES. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Enjolras
Dear Enjolras,
Enjonine sucks. Marry me.
-Madame Marie Enj
Madame Enj-
NO. GO AWAY.
Enjolras
Dear Enjolras,
I don't like Enjonine. You don't have chemistry. I don't like Granjolras either. For the love of Patria, are these people on drugs?
Also, I got you Robespierre's jacket...just because. Here you go.
Jehanne Marie Ja
Jehanne-
I believe that they are. Thank you.
Enjolras
Dear Javert,
SWING YOUR NIGHTSTICK HIGH, JAVVIE
WIELD IT HIGH AND FAR
FREELY FLOWS THE BLOOD OF THOSE YOU MOCK THE LAWRRRRRR...
-Psycho
Dear National Guard,
YO WHATTUP, HOMIES. Just saying, I totally don't blame you for the Barricade Day incident. It wasn't your fault.
-Psycho
Psycho-
Excuse me? You live up to your name.
Inspector Javert, Paris Prefecture of Police
Psycho-
Thank you! We were raised that way, and believed that we were actually fighting for our country! Plus, Hadley Fraser (who Marseillaise is happy over)!
The National Guard
Well, this is my first batch of questions, so here goes nothing:
Dear Éponine,
Do you ever read any of your own fanfics (you know, the good ones, not the creepy ones where they try to hook you up with Enjolras)?
Dear Lucie Manette,
First of all, I just want to say that you are pretty awesome. Vive La Golden Thread! What do you think your life would have been like if you were never reunited with your father?
Dear Madame Defarge,
I try my best NOT to hate on literary characters, but I don't always succeed. I do not like you. Seriously, you were going to kill Darnay just for being an Evremonde? What the heck was that about? I cheered Pross on as she shot you. (Or, as you shot herself as you were trying to kill her. That part of the book confused me a bit).
Dear Sydney Carton,
I think you're awesome too. So, I'm reading this book right now called A Far Better Rest, which is sort of like your history prior to the events in Tale (it's not a fanfic; it's a real book). Have you read it at all, and are any of the events accurate?
Dear Robespierre the plot bunny,
Do you work with Marseillaise, or Pyscho, or both?
Dear Les Amis,
The anniversary of the barricade is starting tomorrow. If the revolution had lasted one extra day, what would you have done with it?
Dear Fantine,
I'm sad that more people don't write to you more often. They should. Why did you not bring Cosette with you to Montreuil, or just stay in Paris, rather then leave her with the Thenardiers?
And that's all I got for. Bye! *waves*.
Sincerely,
-TheIbis2010
Ibis (can I call you Ibis?)
Just a few, and I honestly kind of like them. But then there's….really odd ones.
Éponine
Ibis-
Thanks! I don't know…I guess that I would be very unhappy, as he would never have had the chance to save Charles, but maybe I wouldn't have met him in the first place…I don't know, I'm just glad I was.
Lucie Manette-Darnay (because this is the twenty first century, and I changed my name to work.)
Ibis-
I hate you too.
Madame Defarge
Ibis-
Thanks! No, I haven't read it. But I will.
Sydney Carton
Ibis
I work for Marseillaise, heh heh.
Robespierre the plot bunny
Ibis
Fought. Fought and hopefully the people would have come.
Les Amis
Ibis-
Because I couldn't afford it, and people would have talked at a single woman with a child. It would have made work hard to get.
Fantine.
Dear All of You,
Have you watched Les Miserables Bloopers? If you haven't go to YouTube, type Les Mis Bloopers, and if you see a video with a black background and red text, click it. Poor Enjolras broke his voice 4 times.
Yours in All Boredom,
MyNameIsLuka
P.S.- Today's my brother's B-Day (June 5).
P.P.S.-To Enj: My younger sis, Guess Who, requested you read 25 REASONS WHY YOU, ENJOLRAS, SHOULD GO OUT W/ EPONINE by A Charming Young Girl. Good Luck.
OMG YES HAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S THE BEST!
Everyone
Luka-
NOT READING.
Enjolras
Dear Marius,
Is it sad that no one cares about your lonely soul?
- ExÉ4evaaaa *judge me but idc e/é is my otp*
ExÉ4evaaaa-
Pretty sad, yeah, but I have Cosette so it's okay.
Marius
Dear everyone,
Enjonine is the best.
I love Enjonine.
The name is like music to my ears. Enjolras/Eponine. Awww, so cute.
I mean I can imagine you two being wed.
Like a big white wedding.
And children.
Dear Enjolras,
Marry Eponine.
Dear Eponine,
Marry Enjolras.
From, Mandy.
Mandy-
Well, certain people agree with you, but I am not listing names, for their sakes.
Combeferre
Mandy-
NO.
Enjolras and Éponine
Dear Javert,
since no one else seems to actually be nice to you lately, I will do something against that. You are a wonderful being and I think it's great that you uphold the law so diligently. Besides, I like your hats. And your voice. Can you teach me something about astronomy, please?
Yours sincerely, valvert-shipper
Dear…Valvert-shipper,
Thank you for understanding! I really don't have many fans.
Astronomy. Well, since the study of space is one of Marseillaise's many obsessions, sure. And she wants to go on about nebulae. Schabam! This is the non-lecture version because she doesn't want to bore you all.
Nebulae are utterly amazing. They form when stars, having become red giants and eventually imploding (or exploding, depending on which kind of star it is) scatter their hydrogen-rich remains across the universe. These become huge dust clouds that float in space. From these huge dust clouds, the remains of the 'dead' stars group together, and become so dense and full of hydrogen and pure energy that a new star is born. Thus, nebulae also become 'nurseries' for the new stars. Groups of hot, blue stars that have just been born (as in, 1 million years old, practically a baby in star years) will form, and the gravitational pull against one another will shoot them off into space in a star cluster. If enough star clusters are close, their gravity will force them into galaxies. But back to nebulae. When a nebula 'gives birth' to a star or group of stars, the radiation from the process actually eats away at the nebula, causing it to deteriorate. Supermassive stars often cause nebulae, but when they don't they cause black holes. I could go on for pages and pages about black holes but I won't. consider yourselves lucky that I'm not. Nebulae are basically the life cycle of stars, because stars are born from nebulae, and then the nebulae causes more stars to be born, and then this causes the nebulae to be eaten away by radiation! It's cool! And I could go way more in depth…but I won't.
Inspector Javert, Paris Prefecture of Police (and Marseillaise)
Dear Enjolras
Did you ever want to get a job?
because I'm pretty sure overthrowing the government doesn't pay much
just wondering
-Her
Her-
I studied to become a lawyer.
Enjolras
Okay, here's a thing. About a thing. That Enjolras and Eponine would appreciate. I do not ship you in book verse. It just couldn't ever happen, EVER. It's IMPOSSIBRU. But in musical verse, I could see it. If you can't, well, I guess you're kind of screwed, because everyone else can, including Ketrick, my dog Chewie, and courtneybuscus.
Sorry about your luck, but if you don't ship ExE, WHO THE HECK DO YOU SHIP?
MxC is obnoxious, RxEnjolras is onesided, RxEponine is… rather awesome, I must say… but either way, tell me what YOU ship, Enjolras and Eponine. Give me your insight.
-JC, the one who is trying to logic
JC-
I ship Enjolras/Patria.
Enjolras
JC-
I ship Marius/Éponine…it's kind of depressing…
Éponine
To courf
I am NOT a crazy fan girl I just wanna date you please because I am not that annoying and ill even help you set enjolras and eppy up because ENJONINE for the win. And I will give you a great experience of dating girls
You can even call me
Panda
panda
Enjolras
See note to courfeyrac if I get a no you are sooooooo dating me xx
lesmispanda you can't call me panda
Panda-
Hm. Well, I appreciate the offer, and maybe one date or two, and Enjonine for the win, but I have had a very bad experience with fangirls…PlusimightbedatingAzelmadonttellanyone.
Courf
Panda-
See, I can date whomever I want. Your opinion has no influence. Patria. Not Éponine. Definitely. Really.
Enjolras
Dear Enjolras
Viva la France! Viva the Republic! Viva en Taylor Swift (whatever R)!
We are gonna beat the National Guard's butt forever, ever.., like ever
Watch E/E begin again... :p
I dont know bout ya.. But I'm feeling One of the Amis. Everything will be alright if you kill Javert. Ya don't know bout meh but i bet Aaron will do. Everything will be alright if we party like 1832
((So obsessed with Taylor))
Dear R
You should sing the chorus of "Come and get it" by Selena Gomez while offering the Amis a liquor or something that u drink
Dear Eponine
Would you consider singing "Thinking of you" by Katy Perry because if ur with Monty all u really love is Marius.. Or "So what?" by P!nk to Monty.
Dear Cosette
When ur a child u should probably sing "Mean" by Taylor Swift to Eponine because you are living the high land girl now.. Anyway I just pretended that I hate you. Not really my avatar proves it.. Oh and sing "A Thousand Years" to Marius since you guys are dead but have an immortal soul
Dear Marius
Sing "It will Rain" by Bruno Mars to Cosette becau.. Oh wait you can't cry.. Right?
Dear Les Amis and Mars
Did you watch the Twilight series? If so are you team Edward or Jacob?
Psst.. Eponine I know ur team Jacob Bcoz he's story is like u. He's rejected but she loves Bella. (I suggested too many songs)
Preciousat-
….No.
Enjolras
(HAHAHAHAHA THIS REVIEW MADE ME LAUGH SOOOO HARD!XD great parodies! –Marseillaise)
Preciousat-
Yeah, I should…
R
Preciousat-
No!
Éponine
Preciousat-
I can totally cry! I cried like five times in the book! It's Enjolras the Unfeeling that you should be talking to about not crying! Although I think he cried when he didn't get his vest back for a while…
Marius
Preciousat-
Team Edward!
-Marius, Combeferre,
Team Jacob!
-Grantaire, Marseillaise, Courfeyrac, and Éponine
Ew, twighlight.
-Bahorel, Feuilly, Joly, Bossuet,
Why do people waste their lives doing such crazy things? I mean, why read books and watch movies about supernatural love triangles when you could be planning a revolution? I know Combeferre reads everything, and Marius…I don't even want to know how or why…Grantaire lost a bet…Courfeyrac? Really? I guess Éponine is entitled to…she's a girl and doesn't have a revolution to plan…Honestly, you people are ridiculous.
Enjolras
*And the promised excerpt from R's fanfiction*
I sat in the Musain, drinking wine, as usual. Apollo was making a speech. He always does that. Like I even listen. His stupid cause was doomed anyway. All it's going to do is get them all killed.
"Grantaire!" I looked up to see him walking over. What? Had I missed something? No. So why would he care?
"What."
He started over. I looked down into my glass, my one certainty. Other than him, that is. "Grantaire," he said again. I looked back up. "Stop drinking."
I snorted. As if. "Why would you care? I'm worthless, you said so yourself, why would you care?"
His face softened and he said, "I don't think you're worthless, R."
*that's the end because it is*
BYE NOW.
-MARSEILLAISE