Well That Escalated Quickly

by MoonyEstelChase

We might have gone a bit crazy with this one. This is Glib (My addition for the ever expanding Funny Thing Happened-verse) posted as its own story. It's still in my Butterfly collection, but I'm gonna post it as its own, also.

4. Chapter 4

October 31, 1989

"C'mon, Grandpa. There is no way your story could be scarier than Dad's is."

Grandpa Carter's smile crinkled his eyes. "I bet you're wrong. $20?"

Rolling her eyes, Carter's daughter-in-law entered the room. "Daddy, we told you not to gamble with the kids! I only just got Uncle Peter to stop playing poker with them."

Carter chuckled. "I was just betting my story was spookier than my son's."

She cocked her head curiously. "What's it called?"

Eyes glinting evilly, he replied, "The Legend of the Pant-less Frenchman."