Da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! More!
-Marseillaise
*NEW RULE*
YOU CANNOT REVIEW AS A CHARACTER, ONLY YOURSELF. THANKS.
Dear Thenardiers,
so sorry about the last post. i give u a million billion francs XD! My psychotic summer school buddy, SAM, the nephew of the teacher there is going through a guinea pig obsession. so yeah. don't tell him but i've got the same opinion. anyway, there's this jerk at my teen group. i don't like him, sam doesn't like him, my boyfriend doesn't like him, not even the teachers like him! i want the patron-minette to kick his ass. that's what the money is for. i wanna see montparnasse get him with a knife. he gets 1 mil, but it isn't part of yours cuz i like u guys better.
montparnasse,
i give u 1 mil to kick matt ernst's ass in 2 weeks on a friday plz? (bats eyelashes all pretty) U DO NOT GET MY SERVICES I HAVE A HOT RICH BOYFRIEND WHO I'D DO ANYTHING 4!
azelma,
did life get better 4 u in USA?
4 GODS SAKE DO NOT USE CAPS LOCK
(submitted by Iracabeth of Crims.3118
Iracabeth-
….
Thénardier
Iracabeth-
I'm NOT USING CAPS LOCK IT'S THE SHIFT KEYYYY HAHA AND UM HI NOT REALLY WELL A LITTLE I GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUGAR.
aZELMA
Dear Enjolras,
¡Viva España! ¡Francia es horrible!
And I have your red vest again. And I'm never giving it back, because you were rude to me. And I'm not going to start a revolution, because it worked so well for you guys, didn't it? And the society is so ruined that it's useless. What about when R asked to be executed with you? Were you still annoyed then? Enjolras es arrogante y no comprende Español. ¿Sí? Also, why am I still writing to you? You're mean. I actually back up the revolution. You cried when you shot that artillery officer, didn't you? Just wanted to remind you. And not all revolutionaries are good. Just meet Madame Defarge.
Darci (there, happy? No other names, no abbreviations, just plain Darci)
Dear Combeferre,
I did study. Did you study at the end of the year (1832)? Did the schoolyear end for you when the revolution sprung up, or did you just ignore school since you were plotting a revolution.
Darci
Dear Victor Hugo,
Okay, so what do the characters actually look like? Cosette has brown hair with blonde highlights, Enjolras is blonde, and Madame Thenardier is blonde. Can you clarify it with Eponine and Azelma? Because I'm still confused on the whole who has brown/black hair and who has chestnut hair. And is Feuilly a ginger? I feel like he is. I don't know why.
Darci
Dear Rudy Manchego the mustache of Hadley Fraser,
You. Are. Awesome.
Darci
Dear Patria,
Do you represent all motherlands and fatherlands or just France? Like can a Spanish guy be in love with his Patria, which would be Spain? Or will it be a Spanish form of Patria? Or Poland, Ireland, Britain, American, African, Asian, European, Brazilian?
Darci
P.S. Did you know that in Brazil they don't speak Spanish, they speak Portuguese.
Dear Amis,
Are any of you multilingual (other than Marius and Jehan)?
Darci
Dear R,
What's your favorite Greek myth about Apollo? I like the one with Apollo and Hycanthius (spelling?).
Darci
Darci-
INSULTING FRANCE! HOW DARE YOU INSULT FRANCE! GIVE ME BACK MY VEST NOW. I WAS NOT ANNOYED OKAY I WAS A LITTLE IMPRESSED BECAUSE I BELIEVED HIM DOING SUCH A THING IMPOSSIBLE. AND YES, I CRIED. TAKING HUMAN LIFE IS A TERRIBLE THING TO DO, NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
-Enjolras
Darci-
I did study, though it was sometimes hard to fit in.
-Combeferre
Chère Darci-
Oui, Cosette has brown hair. Enjolras is blond, along with Mme. Thénardier. Éponine has brown hair that looks black because of dirt, and Azelma has chestnut hair. Feuilly is a ginger. For sure.
-Victor Hugo
Darci-
Thank you.
-Rudy
Darci-
"Patria", since it is English, is actually England. "Patrie", since it is French, is France. So you are correct.
And yes, I did know that. Or at least Marseillaise did.
-Patrie
Darci-
I (Combeferre) knows English, as does Enjolras. Feuilly tried learning Polish but it was hard.
-Combeferre, the official speaker for Les Amis
Darci-
…I don't know, actually…I like them all.
-R
Yvjxfgbjjhbjfefujbffcxxxx YAYYYY YOU UPDATED!
Dear Lucie,
NEVER SAY GOODBYE! *sobsobsob*
Dear Courf,
No, Maria's dating Erik. Duh.
Dear Mme Defarge,
Sure, as long as I get the hat.
Ps. I don't see what's so evil about you...
Dear Toby,
*hug*
Dear Éponine,
Can you tell Sydney Carton (in the musical) to get a life and if he's going to sing on my own just sing it for pity's sake.
Dear Musical Sydney Carton,
Good God, man! Get a grip on yourself!
Dear Hollandaise Marseille,
When did everything become e/r?
(submitted by Om)
Om-
NEVER LEAVE ME, STAY FOREVER! NEVER SAAAAY GOODBYE!
-Lucie
Om-
Wait, then who is dating Cheeto? But yeah, Maria and Erik it was. Okay.
-Courf
Om-
I'm not evil! I just love the Republic andalsokillingthebourgeoisscum. And here's a hat. A red revolutionary's cap.
-Mme Defarge
Dear Om-
*hug back*
Love Toby
Om-
Already done so. We have a wicked harmony version.
-Éponine
Om-
But…but…LUCIE…
-Musical Sydney Carton
Om-
I'm not making it any ship with Enjolras! He doesn't want any of it! No Enjonine, no E/R!
-…That was a cool name. Hollandaise Marseille. Huh. I LIKE IT. Anyways, from Jacques LeFebvre
Dear Jolllly,
OK, OK, I'm sorry, all right? But... I GOT IT ON VIDEO, HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR FACE! OK, I'm calm now. Sorry.
Eponine Everdeen
Dear Courfeyrac,
It's just, uh...complicated... *Runs away* Cosette my friend: She's writing a fic on how you and... Me: BLOOD! Cosette my friend: *Faints*
You saw nothing.
Except you're my favourite Ami.
Eponine Everdeen
Dear Azelma,
Hello! By the way, did it you ever realize Eponine was in love? (Haven't read the Brick in a bit) P.S. I think you should have visited Eponine on the barricade. JK.
Eponine Everdeen
Dear Thenardier,
Are your relatives rats? Just wondering, no reason... *Cough* YOU'RE SO RODENT-LIKE *Cough*
Eponine Everdeen
Éponine E-
…Excuse me?
-Joly
Éponine E-
…I don't date fangirls. I think I have already made that clear…
-Courf
Éponine E-
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS LIKE KISSING PARNASSE I THINK OR SOMETHING JK JK JK I WAS….I DON'T REMEMBER…
-aZELMA
Éponine E-
Um, I don't think so.
-Thénardier
Well, Mr Enjolras.
Okay.
You just don't date.
Cool. So I guess you can have fun with that.
But tell me this.
If you found the right girl, would you date her, or no? Just wondering.
-JC, the one who has lost the energy to argue with Enjolras
JC-
Thank you for accepting that.
No. I don't date. No girls or boys or anything. Except France.
-Enjolras
Dear Valjean,
So, if you had been Super-Saint Valjean during the Reign of Terror, would you have dressed up and saved aristos from the guillotine? I dearly like to think you would have. Sigh. If only the Bishop's influence had come sooner.
OH MY ROBESPIERRE
OH MY ROBESPIERRE
Dear Charles-Francois Bienvenu Myriel,
During the Reign of Terror, did you dress up and save aristos from the guillotine? Please say you did. Pretty please. Pretty please. With shiny silver on top.
-Marguerite Blakeney
Dear Grantaire-who-is-not-just-a-drunk,
Are the best cakes really to be found at the Ermitage, on the Boulevard du Maine? Are they really? Also, are you happy or sad that the movie destroyed your extreme ugliness with the casting of demigod George Blagden? Which are you best at, fencing, boxing, or dancing? And what exactly IS a spatchcocked chicken?
-Marguerite Blakeney, a member of the Grantaire-is-not-just-a-drunk society.
Dear Mme T,
You're a bloody wonder. Eminently practical and yet appropriate as always. *wink*
-Marguerite Blakeney
Dear Javert,
Will you, as Philip Quast, kindly sing 'Falcon in the Dive' for me? Because it kind of fits your character perfectly and I really want it to happen. (Note my NOT calling you Snookums...)
-Marguerite Blakeney
Dear Monty,
Dude, you KNOW why the Lord created men. Keep flouncing your cravat.
-Marguerite Blakeney
…Marguerite…-
Um, no.
-Valjean & the Bishop
Marguerite-
Yes. Yes they are. No, not unhappy. Fencing. SWORDSSSS. I…don't remember. Was I drunk?
-R
Marguerite-
Um…
-Mme T
Marguerite-
No.
-Javert
Marguerite-
Yep. *wink* My cravat is flouncing away.
-Monty
When I heard we could write to people from Tale if Two Cities I had to write to Sydney
So here it is
Sydney,
I just finished tale of two cities five minutes ago literally and your death made me cry and I may or may not have called you darling Sydney a few times(is that ok?). I just wanted to thank you for being such a great person in what you did for them! I kind of love you a lot. Just thought you should know!
-Ariadne
Ariadne-
It's okay, I suppose. Thank you…I appreciate your appreciation.
-Sydney Carton
DON'T KILL ME PSYCHO!
...I legitimately checked my window... just in case.
*shivers*
If you kill me, please have the decency to do it with witnesses on Le Cafe Mu(in)sain. I understand your guillotine and Georges are popular entertainment there. And also, Prouvaire and Combeferre are even now. :)
AJ
AJ-
PROUVAIRE! PROUVAIRE! PROUVAIRE!
-Marseillaise
AZELMA YOU FORGOT CAPS LOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Mina.
Who is disappointed.
Mina-
WHAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING LAST CHAPTER?!
aZELMA
Mina-
I took the liberty of answering for her so that no one would be offended by her hyperness.
-Éponine
I FORGOT DESE ONES!
Dear Grantaire,
You are the definition of the lowest form of wit.
Mina xx
Dear Marseillaise,
BARRICADE.
Mina xx
Dear Les Amis,
Aaw, that sucks. I could tag you in all my photos. Oh well. I shall find Mars instead.
Mina x
Dear Enjolras,
ARE YOU ALIVE, YOU ALIVE, ARE YOU SO ALIVE? AND DO YOU FEED ON THE FEAR THAT'S BEHIND OUR EYES?
Well? DO YA?
Mina x
Dear Anybody Who Reads This,
I AM NOT THAT LADY FROM DRACULA! I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE THE SAME NAME AS HER, AND THAT SUCKS, BUT I ONLY FINISHED READING DRACULA THE OTHERDAY, AND EVERYTHING SUCKED.
Also, CHRISTINE AND RAOUL ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHERRRRR! WHO SHIPS IT?! And, another thing, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU POPULAR, BUT NOT QUITE AS POPULAR AS ME AND WHEN I GROW UP I WILL BE TALL ENOUGH TO REACH THE BRANCHES OF THE TREES YOU GET TO CLIMB WHEN YOU'RE GROWN UP! GREASE IS THE WORD PEEPS COZ I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOOOOOOOOU!
Mina
Mina-
Why thank you.
-R
Mina-
BARRICADE. Who are you on IG?
-Marseillaise xx
Mina-
What? No. Tell Gabriel to leave this fandom. He is the personification of a mental illness, and I don't like him. At all.
-Enjolras
Dear Azelma,
Tell me about yourself.
-abbygoogle42
Grantaire,
Why have you never come up with a plan to get Enjolras drunk? I mean, duh.
-abbygoogle42
Navet,
Hi!
-abbygoogle42
Gavroche,
Hi!
-abbygoogle42
Eponine and Enjolras,
I fully support the protest to make Enjonine stop. Come on, guys. Its getting irritating.
-abbygoogle
Courfeyrack,
You are still the man.
-abbygoogle42
Cosette and Eponine,
So a lot of people ship Esette. Thought?
-abbygoogle42
Natonal Gaurd,
Kill yourselves. :)
-abbygoogle42
Abby-
WELL I LIKE COFFEE. AND ALSO NUTELLA AND MY LAPTOP AND I HAVE CHESTNUT HAIR AND BROWN EYES AND I LIKE FENCING AND R FENCES WITH ME BUT HE'S BETTER. AND SOMETIMES R LETS ME DRINK HIS VODKA WHICH IS GOOD. AND YEAH. R IS THE BEST OF THE AMIS. LIKE YES. AND ALSO SYDNEY BUT I THINK HE LOVESEPONINFHGSDGHA;ODS';LKF;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;
NOTHING. Sorry, I had to steal the laptop so nothing was revealed...
-Éponine AND AZELMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1!
Abby-
Um, I have. Several times. It never works…
-R
Abby-
'Ello!
-Navet & Gavroche
Abby-
Thank you!
-Éponine and Enjolras
Abby-
Thanks! And there's no k on the end of my name. It's Courfeyrac. Or Courf.
-Courf
Abby-
Éponine is… unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe…
-Cosette
Blonde.
-Éponine
(sorry, I couldn't resist! –Marseillaise)
Dear Fantine:
First: I honestly think people should write to you more, there were a lot of questions unanswered about you!
Second: Just out of plain curiosity, do you think Marius is good enough for Cosette?
And, Dear Eponine:
Me again! So, I was wondering, which one of Les Amis do you get along the best with (Besides Marius of course :) –Jeanne
Dear Jeanne-
Well, if they both love each other unconditionally, then Marius' social standing doesn't matter at all, does it? But I do approve of the boy.
-Fantine
Jeanne-
R…he is great to Azelma and relatable and a good drinking buddy...
-Éponine
Dear Enjolras
Dont want to persuade Amis to travel to 21st Century and start a revolution of some kind? Believe me, there are still loads of ujust and stupid people in the world.
Your Alopex
And Comberferre,
please, tell me which one is your favourite philosopher?
Your Alopex
Alopex-
We can't time travel. Technically, we all just live inside Marseillaise's house…
-Enjolras
Alopex-
I like Rousseau for his views on the revolution, and his eloquence.
-Combeferre
Dear Marius,
Do you love Eponine? Even a little? As a friend?
Love, Nana
Dear Eponine,
Do you love any other Amis besides Marius? Like Enjolras? Hmmm?
Love, Nana
Nana-
Not really. She gets annoying. Like, really annoying.
-Marius
YOU…FINE. I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, EITHER. SO THERE.
-Éponine
Nana-
I don't like Marius anymore. And I might have a crush. It isn't Enjolras…
-Éponine
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A cookie for the person who guesses Éponine's crush. -Marseillaise
And remember, please don't review as a fictional character. It prevents OOC-ness. Thanks!