Hey guys! A cookie to Psycho and Darci. And HAPPY BASTILLE DAY EVE!
-Marseillaise
Azelma,
You and I would be BFF's. you seem very hyper.
-Abby
Little Boys Who Are Gavroche, Eponine, and Azelmas Brothers,
Tell me about yourselves.
-Abby
Javert,
Do you have a secerate crush on ValJean? Cuz, I dont ship that. At. All.
-Abby
Mme. T,
Why are you so awful. How do you live with yourself. Despicable.
-Abby
Abby-
WHY THANK YOU I AGREE.
-aZELMA
Abby-
Well we're called whatever we want! And we rock this thang. We do cool stuff. Like prank wars. THEY'RE AMAZING PRANK WARS LIKE SERIOUSLY. COURF HAS THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF SQUIRT GUNS ON THE PLANET.
-the Momes
Abby-
Ew, no. I just want to find him and bring him to justice!
-Inspector Javert, Paris Prefecture of Police
Abby-
*troll face*
-Mme T
Dear Marseillaise,
Éponines crush is SYDNEY CARTON. And i got that reference with Cosette and eponine and their answers! Also, can we write to POTO characters?
Darci
Dear Combeferre,
Wasn't Rousseau a 'lovely lady' if you know what I mean? Because in my textbook it said that he was 'the paid lover of an older woman'
Darci
Dear Azelma,
How was America? Did you witness the American Civil War? You would have been like 40.
Darci
Dear Enjolras,
Gabriel kind of freaked me out when I found out that he was...you know...
I DON'T BELIEVE IN SPOILERS
And you killed la cabeuc guy, I'm not that great at spelling.
What about dorky mike? Or FIYERO! FIYERO reminds me of Raoul...no idea why. Maybe it was the green suit? Raoul wears. Jacket like that suit which is like your red vest at the masquerade. I mean Raoul at the masquerade, not you.
Darci
Dear Rudy,
Are you real? Like did the Hadley actually grow you? Or are you as fake as Enjy's hair? Cause Aaron T wore a wig.
Darci
Darci-
Heh. And yay! I thought I was being soooo clever. And sure, why not? They're French, right? (except Christine, who is, in fact, Swedish)
-Marseillaise
Darci-
….Rousseau was a brilliant, if not perfect, man.
-Combeferre
Darci-
YAH THER WAS THIS WAR AND PAPA STOLE THINGS FROM DEAD PEOPLE AND EWWW AND STUFF YEAH.
-aZELMA
Darci-
Exactly. Gabriel…Just because he's played by Aaron Tveit doesn't mean I have to like him. And yes, I did. Because he had shot an innocent woman. And…I'm confused…
-Enjolras
Darci-
I'm fake. But I'm still awesome.
-Rudy Manchego
Enjolfrance-
So… You date France? Okay…
What did you think about France helping the USA in the American Revolution?
-JC, the one who loves France as well, but just as a friend
JC-
I thought it was brilliant. The French needed to see their allies win. It gave them hope, and they realized that it was humanly possible.
-Enjolras
Dear Courf,
He's dating AZELMA. Duh. I think you're dating Meg, but don't worry because I believe that Love Never Dies should not be allowed to exist.
Dear Psycho,
MAILBOX.
Dear Enjolras,
His Royal Highness Prince Alan of Haylemm wants to say don't even THINK about starting a revolution.
Dear Fantine,
Lady Selia says hi.
Dear Valjean,
Leif says I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
Dear Everyone,
Leif also says GET A LIFE and GO DIE IN A HOLE.
Please excuse him.
-Om
Om-
No! I'm dating the seamstress from ATOTC, remember? Marguerite!
-Courf
And I ditched Cheeto for 'Parnasse, because he's more macho.
-Azelma (Edidted into non- caps-lock by Combeferre)
Om-
Tell Alan that revolutions are the braises in progress, and are not caused by mere human want, but by the needs of a nation. And tell him that Marseillaise hates him.
-Enjolras
Om-
Um, great. Hi, Lady Selia.
-Fantine
Om-
It sucks being stuck in prison for a small thing…
-Valjean
Om-
But Leif is the only awesome character aside from Pierre! (who you may or may not remember) And Selia, aka Jacques, and Jaques street, and Barricade Lane!
-Marseillaise
Dear Enjolras,
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are standing in a row
Big ones
Small ones
Some as big as your head
Give'em a twist
A flick of the wrist
cause that's what the showman said
-RandomPerson
RandomPerson-
Coconuts? English sparrows or African sparrows?
-Courfeyrac (sshhhh I hacked…if you got that tell me because that is wonderful…)
Eponine's crush... is... um... Courfeyrac? I don't know, thought I'd try for the cookie, anyways.
Dear Les Amis(besides Enjolras),
Who do you ship yourselves with? In other words, who do you fancy in a romantic fashion?
Dear Fantine,
I had seven teeth pulled recently. It probably wasn't as bad for me, because here in the 21st century, we have tools that aid in the suppression of suffering in surgical operations(aka anaesthesia), but I feel like I understand your suffering at that point better after that experience. And knowing that you went through a similar predicament yourself helped me get through mine. So thank you for that.
AJ
AJ-
Nope! Not Courfeyrac, sorry!
AJ-
Musichetta, of course.
-Joly and Bossuet
Marguerite!
-Courfeyrac
I…love everybody…marseillaise
-Jehan
Meg…
-Combeferre
Cosette…
-Marius and Derek
Enjolras…
-R
Ain't nobody got time fo dat! But her name's Genevieve.
-Bahorel
Éponine
-Feuilly
Ouch! I'm glad I could help you!
-Fantine
And Eponine has a crush on Derek, because I ship Derponine. Although it's probably R. And Sydney Carton is not a barricade boy!
-Om
No! We shipped Cosette with Derek, remember? Because she's perfect!
-Marseillaises
Dear Sydney,
Where did you learn to talk like you do in the book? It's really eloquent and I really want to talk like that! Did you learn at law school or something? What does one learn at law school in the eighteen hundreds law school? One more: what do you like to drink, just curious.
Thank you,
The Dauphine
Dauphine-
Thank you. Yes, I suppose I learned at law school, though I never really took it seriously. I learned lots of things, to be sure, but I didn't use them. And I like to drink most alcoholic things.
-Sydney Carton
Dear Everybody
The revoluton has already been, hasnt it? What I mean nis that all of you, expect Marius and Cosette and Thenardier couple are actually dead. I really dont want to be rude, but frankly, WHAT IS THE PLACE YOU WRITE FROM?
Dear Enjolras
Acording to this fact, do you realize that your lovely France has practically killed you? Only mantis female do that to their male and I dont think you have mantises in your family tree.
Dear Victor Hugo
I just realized that you left ALL YOUR GOOD CHARACTERS TO DIE! That really is not nice of you! You are almost like that autors from the age between two world wars, the loved to kill everybody because they were depressed. Were you depressed? What do you think about it guys?
PS: Ejolras, dont worry I dont want to put you together with Eponine or somebody...just maybe to edit your value pyramid.
Your loving Alopex (who really didnt want to offend anybody)
Alopex-
Marseillaise's room.
-Combeferre
Alopex-
Black widows also do that. And no, I died for France. Just as Éponine died for Marius, I died for what I love.
-Enjolras.
I DO NOT LOVE MARIUS!
-Éponine
Alopex-
I did.
-Victor Hugo
Alopex-
Thank you.
-Enjolras
Marius, Cosette, sorry!
According to my last post it seems I think you are not good characters. Thats not true. However as I think about it, maybe people are not interested in you so much, because you HAD the happy ending. You two are ideal. People tend to like problematic or tragic people more.
For ex. they like Enjolras more than Combeferre despite the fact he is stubborn and even potentionally dangerous (when it comes to politics), and Combeferre is calm, bookish and kind. Or they like Eponine more than you, Cosette, while she is dirty, undereducated and rude. But she didnt get enough love, what makes us feel sorry for her and think out new stories...
Alopex
Alopex-
I agree. Just because we got to live, albeit traumatically and depressingly, with all our friends dead, they all hate us.
-Marius and Cosette
Dear Eponine,
Do you have any idea WHY people ship you with Enjolras? It's weird. Also, you and Marius would be perfect together. Just putting that out there. Several questions:
1. Which do you prefer, frosting or icing?
2. Favorite book?
3. What are your feelings about duct tape?
4. What were you do if you were Queen of the World for a day?
5. Ever seen any Monty Python skits? If so, which one was your favorite?
6. What would happen if a question mark and an exclamation point fused into one punctuation mark?
7. Puppies.
8. Thoughts on people relating you to the forever alone meme?
you good at ice skating?
10. Do you play any sports?
11. Favorite comic book hero?
Sorry, I only meant to have one or two, relevant questions, but it escalated really quickly and my train of thought derailed. Still, I expect an answer!
-Awesomeness
Awesomeness-
I honestly have no idea…And no. Marius and I would not be perfect. I DON'T LOVE MARIUS ANYMORE!
…Frosting!
A Tale of Two Cities.
I love duct tape! Like, I love it! Sometimes I tie people up in it!
I would make the world the way it ought to be. And I would squish my parents. And then I would do lots of fun things.
An exclaquestion mark, duh.
Kittens!
I'm not forever alone! Just…always on my own….
No. I suck at ice skating.
I fence with R sometimes.
The Flash.
-Éponine
Dear Courfeyrac,
...I'm not asking to date you. Of course you've made it clear that you don't date fangirls... *Sob* So never mind.
Eponine Everdeen/Eponine-NellieL
Dear Jolllly,
It's a thing called a camera that I pointed at you and took a picture of your face when I told you I had pneumonia so i can cherish it for eternity and show all my friends. AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
Eponine-NellieL
Dear Azelma,
I really like your name. Seriously. My kids are going to be named Azelma and Jacob. MWAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE COSETTE MY FRIEND! YOU SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE! BUT IT WILL BE! IN ABOUT TWENTY OR THIRTY YEARS! P.S. You kissed 'Parnasse?! OMG YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST KID EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
Eponine-NellieL
Dear Everyone,
My annoying sister Sara forced me to share my account, so now Eponine Everdeen is Eponine-NellieL. I'm so sorry. Take it up with Sara.
Eponine-NellieL
Dear Eponine,
I'm confused. must someone be an alto or a mezzo-soprano to get your part in the musical? It's my ideal part, but people say the required voice is a mezzo-soprano and I'm an alto, plus you said alto is the voice type. So help? (I really need this part. Like, seriously. It's MAH DREEEEEEAAAM)
Eponine-NellieL
Dear Combeferre,
Dost thee enjoy the works of William Shakespeare?
Eponine-NellieL
Dear Marseillaise,
Seriously, I'm not reviewing as a fictional character. Eponine Everdeen42 WAS my pen name, but Sara made me change it, we spent hours thinking of a pen name we both thought worked, and in the end this came up.
Eponine-NellieL
Dear Rudy Manchego, the Mustache of Hadley Fraser,
Have you ever been tempted to transfer to another owner? Because Hadley Fraser ordered his mindless moron men to kill all those awesome barricade boys? Hm?
Eponine-NellieL
Dear Montparnasse,
Have you ever kissed Azelma at all? (Just clarifying a certain reply to a letter I sent)
Eponine-NelllieL
Dear Enjolras,
Your soul needs a hug. *Hugs* OMIGOD I HUGGED ENJOLRAS OMIGOD I'M SOOOO TELLING MY FRIENDS! I HUGGED ENJOLRAS!
Eponine-NellieL
Éponine N-
I'm dating Marguerite, sorry.
-Courf
Éponine N-
That was cruel.
-Joly. Only my friends can call me Jolllly.
Éponine N-
AWESOME I ALWAYS WANTED PEOPLE NAMED AFTER ME! AND YEAH I KISSED PARNASSE…SORRY, CHEETO…BUT I THINK I LIKE HIM BETTER. HE'S KILLED LIKE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND YOU ONLY KILLED ONE. SO HE'S MORE MACHO.
-aZELMA
Éponine N-
That's okay…
-Combeferre
Éponine N-
You need to be a mezzo-soprano (Marseillaise does a little happy dance because she's a mezzo and can do all of Éponine's notes). I think you can almost do it in an alto, though. I mean, I bet you could! You could also transpose everything half an octave lower.
-Éponine T
Éponine N-
-That's fine! I get it. I just meant the reviews that say like "Marry me. –Enjolras" for example.
-Marseillaise
Éponine N-
NO WAY! I'M LOYAL TO HADLEY!
-Rudy Manchego
Éponine N-
Yes. Many times.
-Montparnasse
Éponine N-
…I think I was just physically assaulted.
-Enjolras
And yeah, Éponine x Sydney Carton's a thing. Because this is me, and my fic, and I couldn't resist.