It was the day of Hinata's hen night, Tenten knew this from the way that Neji was acting. She knew anyway, but anyone could tell something was bothering the young Hyuga
"Neji will you just sit down?" Tenten sighed as he walked past her, he'd been pacing the room for the last hour
"She's not going, Ino will make sure that strippers are there. For that matter you are not going as well, I'll lock you both in a room if I have to" Neji snapped looking at Tenten
"Like hell you will, I'm going, Hinata is going for it is her hen night, you will go with Sasuke, Shikamaru, Kankuro and Naruto and god help you if I see you near us" Tenten snapped back standing up looking at him.
"You will not look at another naked man Tenten" Neji frowned walking up to her
"Neji, we made Ino promise that there won't be any strippers okay, so calm down you are the only naked man that I want to look at" Tenten told him, her fingers crossed behind her back, she would have strippers at her hen night, you see if she didn't.
"You sure" Neji asked looking at her
"Yes I'm sure" Tenten kissed him wrapping her arms around his neck
"If I hear about one stripper I will take you over my knee, do you hear me" Neji muttered in her ear before leaving the room Tenten grinned before she went to go and get ready.
Three hours later Tenten locked her front door, putting the keys in the small bag she was taking with her she went to meet the others. The small black dress clung to her in all the right places, the sleeves were flowing and loose. But once again her back was completely bare. She couldn't let Neji see her like this or he would go off on one. She'd piled her hair up in a messy bun on her head, the make up was almost nonexistent, but it worked for Tenten.
When she saw the other Tenten couldn't help but smile, Hinata was in a full body blush mode, Ino was grinning like a Cheshire cat while Sakura was just watching the two of them a small grin on her face
"What's going on?" Tenten asked as she walked up, all three heads snapped up to look at her
"well, Ino decided that if we can't have strippers that we will learn to pole dance" Sakura told her
"That would explain why Hinata looks like a tomato" Tenten grinned looking at the young bride to be
"I really don't want do Ino chan" Hinata stuttered
"Well you are, and I'm sure that Naruto will thank me after" Ino grinned pushing the blushing girl into the club Tenten turned to Sakura
"Ino's not really making us learn to pole dance is she?"
Yes, unfortunately for Hinata. Ino wants her to be sexy on her wedding night, in Ino's eyes that is her doing a pole dance or a strip tease. I don't know who I feel more sorry for, Hinata or Naruto if she does do one for him. If she does she'll most likely faint on him" Sakura chuckled as the 2 girls followed.
Neji was in a mood, he didn't trust Ino. He didn't put it past her to get strippers, call him a child or possessive of Tenten. He didn't really want Hinata to see them. But he was the only one that Tenten could see naked, he would make it up to her when he got home, he had been a bit harsh before he'd left. Setting that in his mind he smiled slightly, he was brought out of his thoughts by Kankuro
"Let's go in this one" looking round Neji saw that they were outside a strip club and with a shrug of their shoulders they walked in.
They sat down and watched some of the women strip for them, no of them really paying attention. Naruto couldn't if he did Neji would kill him. Looking around the room, Neji saw something that made his heart stop. Tenten scantily clad was swinging around a pole; once he saw Tenten he saw Hinata, Ino, Sakura and Temari. Nudging the Kankuro he pointed over to where the girls were and saw Kankuro stiffen next to him. Once all of the men noticed their women over in a corner they stood up and made their way over there.
Tenten didn't know how they managed to convince Hinata to pole dance but she was glad they had, she was having fun. It was scary at first they were in the corner of the main room, the woman telling them that they didn't have any other rooms that could be used. They put on the clothes that the woman gave them and started, it was fun and Tenten couldn't wait to show Neji what she had learned. About half way into it, with their backs to the rest of the room and the woman facing them they saw her go pale, her eyes wide in fright. The girls looked at each other before they felt the ice cold presence of people behind them. Closing their eyes they turned round to see who it was that had scared their teacher so. They didn't expect to see their men stood in front of them, Neji had the twitch he got when he was really pissed off, Kankuro was grinding his teeth, Sasuke was crossing and uncrossing his arms, Naruto was clenching and unclenching his fists and Shikamaru was looking wide awake for the first time in ages. And all of them looked pissed off. Eye still twitching Neji undid the buttons on his shirt before pulling it off and thrusting it into Tenten's arms with a growl of "put the blasted thing on" the others followed suit, Naruto pulling off his jacket and wrapping it around Hinata, Shikamaru pulled his top off and gave it to Temari, Sasuke pulled off the jacket that he was wearing and gave that to Sakura while Kankuro pulled Ino to him after pulling his shirt off and he put it on her himself before they picked up their women and left the club.
Tenten knew that Neji was going to yell at her when he got her home, she could feel his body was tense while he carried her out of the club
"I can walk you know" Tenten muttered sulking, she was having fun learning to pole dance then Neji and the others ruined it for her.
"You will not get down from my arms until we reach your home and I say so, am I understood" Neji growled back at her
When they reached Tenten's home they saw the others stood outside waiting for them. Ino was stood in front of Kankuro stomping her foot and shouting at him, Sakura was ignoring Sasuke, something he didn't like. Temari was sat on the floor waiting while Shikamaru slept on her shoulder and Naruto was talking to a fainted Hinata not knowing that she had fainted.
"Naruto you do know that Hinata fainted" Tenten called out as they came closer to the group.
"What" Naruto shrieked and looked at the unconscious girl in his arms
"Hinata wake up" Naruto screamed
"Leave her be dope, she'll wake up when she's ready" Sasuke called to the screaming blonde, before turning back to hisfiancé "Sakura will you just look at me" he asked but she kept her back to him
"If you'll put me down I can let us in" Tenten snapped slapping Neji's chest, ignoring the fact that he had no shirt on because he put it on her, she would not get aroused, she would not. Sighing Neji put her down and watched her as she unlocked the door with the spare key she kept near by. The boys had taken them out of the club before they could get their things, so their clothes and bags and thing were still there. As soon as the men left them they would go back to the club and get their things, before someone took them. The group went into the house, Tenten shutting the door behind her as she went, if there was going to be a scene, she didn't want the whole village to know about it.
"Well, what they hell were you playing at" Kankuro exploded, pointing at Ino, it would be Ino who had set this whole thing up, Ino looked up at him and gave him a cold look
"What we do for Hinata's hen night is none of your concern, we were quiet fine until you turned up and spoiled it for us" Ino snapped at him, her eyes turned into slits. All the girls knew that she wasn't really cross with him, but she would let him think that she was. Hinata still hadn't come out of her faint. Naruto was sat next to her holding her hand and willing her to wake up, her father was going to kill him if he knew where his daughter had been, but Naruto couldn't tell him about it because Hiashi would want to know why he was in the strip club, and the fact that it was his stag do wouldn't be a good enough answer.
"It's none of my concern" Kankuro bellowed "We are getting married sweet cheeks and what my future wife does is my concern, you do not got half naked in a room full of men and swing around a pole, I forbid you to do it" Kankuro shouted, chest heaving. All the girls winced, telling Ino to not do something was a good way of making her do it.
"I can't can i?" Ino asked in a quiet voice "We are not married yet, so if I want to go in a room full of men, dressed only in my underwear, then I will bloody do it, if I want to go in completely naked then I can and I will, you will not stop me Kankuro" Ino jumped up and poked him in the chest between every word, Temari watched with an amused smirk on her face, so Ino could stand up to her brother, their marriage was going to be fun.
"You will not, I won't let you" Kankuro snapped sitting down and pulled Ino down with him, making her sit on his lap. A slight blush forming on her face. While Kankuro and Ino had their domestic Hinata woke up, Naruto pulled her close to him and kissed her, grateful that she had woke up, but Hinata fainted from the kiss. Naruto let out another shriek pulling his hair and buried his head in the couch cushions, before lifting his head up and looking at Tenten
"Your couch smells funny" Naruto told her and watched as Neji and Tenten's faces went bright red
"Did you spill food on it?" Naruto asked wondering why they were blushing
"Yeah, yeah, we spilt food on it" Tenten muttered looking at Neji the other girls sharing grins, Sasuke, Kankuro and Shikamaru guessed what it was really about when they saw the blushes and the grins.
"That's not the point, you are not going there again am I understood?" Neji stood in front of Tenten his arms crossed over his chest
"If I want to go back there then I will" Tenten snapped at him, she looked him in the eye, she couldn't look at his chest or she would turn to a pile of horny goo on the floor. Neji could feel his temper rising, she was defying him, him of all people.
"You will not go" Neji growled out moving closer to her.
"Watch me" Tenten snarled before performing hand signs and disappearing in a cloud of smoke. Neji looked around the room at the others, Naruto was still face first in the couch, Shikamaru was sleeping on Temari's shoulder, Kankuro was grinning at him, as were Sakura, Sasuke and Ino. Cursing Neji stormed out of the house, slamming the door behind him.
Tenten popped up outside the strip club that they had been in before, all she wanted to do was get their things back from there, and she didn't really trust them with their things. Pulling Neji's shirt closer to her she walked into the club. She could feel their eyes on her from the moment she'd stepped in, but she made her way over to the bar to ask for their things back.
When Tenten got them she started to leave, passing one table she felt a hand slide over her bum. Tenten stiffened at the contact, slowly she turned around. Them man that was touching her was old, he wasn't a shinobi, Tenten knew that. He had his front teeth missing and a black eye. Breathing out a calming breath Tenten tried to calm down, she didn't want to have to hurt him
"Please remove your hand" Tenten ground out
"Why would I do that love?" The man grinned like he had just won a prize
"I'll give you one more chance, remove your hand" Tenten told him again, she could feel a cold presence coming up behind her, and quick at that
"I'm not moving my hand" The man chuckled before looking at something behind Tenten
"Remove your hand from her body or I will remove it from you" Tenten heard Neji snarl. The man went pale, recognising the shinobi headband on Neji's head, the man couldn't get his hand off Tenten quick enough. Neji grabbed Tenten pulling her close to him before making hand signs and the broth disappeared in a poof of smoke.
They both popped back up in Tenten's room, the door was shut and Tenten could feel that the others were asleep
"What the hell do you think you're playing at?" Neji asked, his voice quiet
"What do you mean?" Tenten sighed climbing onto her bed
"I told you not to go back in there and you went" Neji snapped "Look what happened because you went there"
"I went back to get our things, do you really think that we walked to the club dressed like that, we changed when we got their so they had our clothes, our bags and all our things" Tenten snapped glaring at him, he would not pin this on her
"You could have told us before we'd left and we would have got your things" Neji sat next to her on the bed
"How could we" Tenten hissed at him "You were in stupid state and wouldn't listen to me, none of them would listen to us" Tenten turned her back to him a pulled his shirt over her head
"We didn't want them looking at you" Neji muttered, his lips near her neck
"You didn't want us to have strippers, so we didn't have them, which is more than I can say for you. I can ask you what you were doing in a strip club Neji Hyuga" Tenten stood up throwing his shirt at him
"Kankuro" Neji began
"I don't care if Kankuro wanted to go in, Ino's gunna deal with him. I want to know why you were in there Neji" Tenten hissed again
"I don't know" Neji muttered looking down at the floor, he was ashamed of himself
"I was going to show you what I had learned at pole dancing and I was going to put on a little show for you, but now I don't think I will" Tenten pulled her night shorts up, she already had the vest top on.
"Hinata gets married the day after tomorrow, do you know what damage has been done?" Tenten asked looking at him.
"They will get over it, what did you learn?" Neji walked to her and pulled her body to his
"I'm not showing you" Tenten slipped out of his grasp and walked to her bed, she pulled back the covers and climbed in. Neji sighed, crossed over the room and climbed into the bed, pulling Tenten close they both fell asleep