This Is Who We Are
Momota – a character from a manga called Yatamoto – is Toshiro's older brother in this one-shot (and possibly future ones here). Me and a friend use him in our RPs as Toshiro's brother whenever we do Bleach RPs.
Chapter 3: Frozen Strawberry
Giggling made Toshiro look up from his paperwork and over at the couch in his office, narrowing his eyes when he saw his lieutenant and brother reading some sort of magazine, which was normal for them to do. It was the giggling that made him suspicious. "What are you two up to?"
"Nothing at all, Caaaptain~." Came the sing-along tone of the busty strawberry-blonde.
"What makes you think we're up to something, Shiro~?" Joined in Momota.
He huffed out from the nickname and shook his head lightly, ignoring it for now from having a soft spot for his sibling. "I know when you're both up to something when you giggle like that. So, are one of you going to tell me what it is about, or do I have to force it out of you?"
The black-haired Soul Reaper grinned cheekily as he turned around on the couch to look at his little brother, letting his arms hang over the back of the couch. "If you really wanna know, then get your butt over here and look at this." He waved a magazine around lightly.
Teal eyes zoned in on the reading material before narrowing again, knowing exactly what type it was. "And pray do tell what this has to do with one of the Shinigami Women's Association magazines?"
Rangiku smiled brightly and turned around on the couch too, similar to how Momota did. "If you come over here and see for yourself then you'll understand, Captain."
A defeated sigh. "Fine. But if I find that you're just wasting my time I'll make you both clean the entire division." The small captain put down his writing brush as he stood up, making his way around his wooden desk and over to the couch where the other two were. "Now, tell me what all this is about." His arms crossed over his chest as he raised an eyebrow, awaiting their response.
They both cackled again and the magazine was lifted in front of Toshiro, making sure he saw the front cover of this month's issue. As soon as teal orbs locked on with the cover a furious blush from embarrassment grew across pale cheeks, snatching the reading material out of his brother's hands. "Wh-What the hell is this?!" On the front of the monthly issue was the title 'Frozen Strawberry' and an image of him and Ichigo together; they were both in his office on the couch with him straddling the orange-haired substitute, faces so close they were almost in a lip-lock – obviously this picture was taken just before they were about to kiss.
Momota snickered in amusement from how red his little sibling's face was right now. "What's the matter, Shiro~? Is there something you don't like about the magazine~?"
The busty lieutenant grinned when her captain was just speechless from how embarrassed he seemed at the moment. "Well, since everyone knows that you and Ichigo are a thing by now, I thought making the main article about your new found love would snatch up a lot of attention. And boy, it certainly did, Captain~. This month's issue sold out so quickly, so you should be happy you made so much money for the Shinigami Women's Association."
The temperature of the room began to lower rapidly, while Toshiro started to glow white from raising his spiritual pressure, making the other two shiver and sweat-drop nervously from knowing they had definitely angered the small but powerful captain.
"Welp, we, um... better go. Right, Rangiku?"
"Oh, y-yes. That's a very good idea, Momota. We'll, uh, see you later, Captain!"
He growled as they both dashed out of his office before he had the chance to freeze them. "MATSUMOTO! MOMOTA!"