Hallo again, Prussians! I'm back! Did you miss me? This chapter is a bit overdramatic, and I'm sorry i made Britain the bad guy again, but i couldn't think of anyone else. When i first posted this story, it had a view 10 seconds after i posted it! That was awesome! Anyways, I'm in a hurry, so I do not own Hetalia and please check out my other story, The Grand Duchy of Lithuania. I do not own Hetalia. Thank you to all who reviewed. You are awesome. I finally fixed the font! WARNING: There may be some PruHun/AusHun along with some sexism.

~Kolko

The next day, Ukraine, Canada, Belarus, and Marijus went to Russia's house. The snow was very high and thick. Perfect for snowmen and a snowball fight. Speaking of which, they saw a fight going on. Two large forts stood in Russia's yard. One was in a very familiar structure of a specific landmark in Asia. The other was a large, well built fort. Snowballs flew from the two forts. They finally got closer and heard a yell.

"Aiyaa!" But more snowballs continued to fly from the snow sculpture of the Great Wall of China. The two then noticed who had arrived.

"Oh, praveet! Would you like to join us?" Russia asked.

"Sure," said Marijus. He then whispered to Canada, "Get on his good side."

"What will the teams be?" Russia asked.

"What about Belarus, Russia, and I?" said Ukraine.

"No way!" said Marijus, "All three of you are amazing at snowball fights!"

"How about China, Belarus, and Ukraine?" said Russia, "Boys against girls, da?"

"Hey!" said China. The two teams then split. Russia's fort was really big, but there was also a pocket with a snowy roof in case of rapid fire.

"You know what to do Canada?" Russia asked, "Oh, you do. Good boy you brought vodka!"

"Don't worry sir," said Canada, "America won't admit it, but I always beat him at snowball fights when he was younger." Russia smiled. The fight then started. Snowballs flew over the Great Wall of China. One hit Marijus in the chest. A cheer came from the other side. Then Canada went rapid fire. The other team was covered in snow. All were stunned at the passive man's approach. They thought they would raise a white flag, but then a plethora of snowballs came firing back. The battle raged on for a while until a large rapid fire came from the Great Wall and the three men slid into their little pocket. Then more snowballs pelted the roof of the pocket and unexpectedly, the roof collapsed. The men were trapped. Russia could barely throw up his white flag to end the battle. The others then came to dig the boys out. They all then went inside and the boys began to thaw. Russia then sat down and opened a bottle of vodka.

"So, why were you guys visiting anyways, da?" he asked.

"We um, have some news to tell you," said Canada.

"Go on," said Russia. He was smiling right now.

"We are engaged," said Ukraine. His smile was frozen. He then went to Canada and forced him to stand up.

A He dragged him over and began to crush him. No, he wasn't crushing him. He was hugging him.

"It's about time," he said. They were all surprised.

"You're not mad?" Ukraine asked.

"Why would I be mad? I never thought he would have the guts to do it," said Russia. Canada blushed. Russia smiled. "More great news. Now time for some more vodka!"

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There was a world meeting in Korea. A rather strange topic came up.

"Okay, so there are about a little more than ten female nations," said England.

"There are more," said Kenya, "Whats your point?"

"My point is, I know a lot of men here are gay-" voices of offense rose around the room. "Or at least bisexual. BUT, there are some who aren't and-" Switzerland pulled out another gun.

"I know where this is going! They aren't slaves! You can't force the female nations into this!" He pulled in Liechtenstein close to him, holding out a very large gun.

"I'm just saying if another island is found-"

"I agree with Mr. Trigger-happy over there," said Belarus, "You men have no idea what we would have to go through!"

"Lithuania sure does! You broke all his fingers. And his hands. And his nose!" said Australia. Lithuania blushed.

"You guys have no idea what you are talking about! It's a very hard task. And you can't take advantage of other nations like that!" she said. Many nations were really ticked. Especially the female nations. Belarus on the other hand was already set off.

"I agree. You don't even have to marry another nation in order to get what you want!" Latvia said, "Look at Sealand! All you need is a mortal!"

"And like you need any more children Limey!" said Poland, "Besides, we all know you're gay!"

"When in the bloody hell did i say i was gay?!" England yelled.

"Oh come on!" said France, "I know you have an eye for me. Ohonhonhonhon."

"Bloody frog! Get away from me!" he cried.

"And take it form me, you do NOT want to do it," said Lithuania, "Sure i love them, but living with Belarus during the time… no offence my love… it drove me crazy."

"I can't believe we are having a conversation like this!" said Hungary, "We will not be treated like this!"

"It was only a thought-"

"Then have the brains to keep the thought in your head aru!" China lectured.

"I honestly don't like this either," said England, "But what if China and I-"

"Whoa whoa whoa! Why me aru?!"

"I'm just using an example. Now what if I got China-"

"I AM NOT A GIRL ARU!" China screamed.

"Wait, you're not?" England asked. China was furious. Hong Kong and Taiwan were trying to hold him back but they weren't having any success. Hong Kong's grip broke. The only thing standing between England and a wok to the head was Taiwan's grip. She then smiled.

"Oh no! My grip is slipping," she said sarcastically as she let go of China. China was like a raging beast. He was going full out on England. The wok was constantly colliding with his head along with China's ancient martial arts. England was screaming while the others were laughing their heads off at the insane Chinese man. Belarus sighed and face palmed.

"This is all my fault," she said.

"No, it's not," said Lithuania, "Can we discuss this later?" She nodded. He could still feel her aura lurking. The two then just sat back and watched the battle. The few men that had agreed to his suggestion were easily taken out. Belarus eventually joined in and went for the big prize. England. The stupid little Limey that had almost ruined her life. The little twit that always caused trouble. The tsundre that always started a fight and brought others down with him.

"Um, I say we ban British cooking, anyone?" America said. The hero did not like being ignored, but the others continued to fight.

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Lithuania decided to greet his children immediately when he got home. Belarus went upstairs.

"I'm sorry, your Mama isn't feeling well, I'll be right back," he said. He went upstairs. She was face down on the bed. "Are you planning on sleeping all day?" She looked up. Lithuania was smiling down at her.

"It's weird how everything is my fault now, instead of America's," she said.

"Hey! Nothing is your fault. It's not your fault England has a stick up his-"

"Oh come on Toris! England's little 'concern' was obviously aimed at me! It's my fault something like that was brought up! It was so insulting to everyone! I can't believe he would say something like that! But because of what happened between us, he did!" she sighed, "You don't know how offensive it is. To be told that you're a totally different species of human. That you're a minority. Made for nothing but reproduction and men's entertainment. That you're someone else's property or toy."

"You're nothing like that! That is not the definition of you or anyone else! If anything, you're more like a guy than I am," he said. She smiled.

"But what if something like Britain suggested happens?" she asked, "This is all my fault! Why am I so careless and irresponsible?!"

"Natalya," he was serious, "You are very responsible. Much more responsible than half of those countries. You are so many things I can say to do you justice, I couldn't finish my list in a day. I mean, look where we are. If you weren't so, as you say, 'careless', I wouldn't be talking to you right now. Remember, it did more good than evil."

"True. But sometimes I can't help but to wonder what it would be like if this didn't happen," she said.

"If that one night didn't happen, many things would be changed," he said.

"Rumours most certainly wouldn't change. Different types of rumours yes," she said. He sighed. He knew many nations liked picking on her these days. Made rumours were currently going around. They then heard the phone ring.

Sveiki?

Tag! Lithuania?! This is Austria, I need your help!

Why what's wrong?

It's Hungary! She wants to have kids and she's not giving up on me! Help me!

Background: "Come on Austria please!"

"I really don't think it's a good idea right now. I do have a son you know."

"But, if you don't I'll have to call Prussia and he'll be more than happy to-"

"Kesesesese! Did someone call me?"

Great, I have to deal with Prussia now. Hey! Did I say no? Get away from Hungary! PRUSSIA!

He hung up. Belarus got up.

"I'll go restock our food," she said. She then exited the door.

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Meanwhile at Austria's house...

"Your awesomeness has arrived! No need to thank me!" said Prussia.

"How did you know? Stalker!" said Hungary.

"Hey! I want to make sure you are happy," he said.

"Aww. Prussia, you are so sweet!" she said.

"To the bedroom it is!" said Prussia.

"Hold it there! You're not even a country anymore!" said Austria.

"So?"

"And what the hell do you think you are doing?! She originally asked for me!"

"You said no! It's my turn now!"

"What makes you so sure you get a say in this?!"

"I am much more good- looking, talented, better, sexier, not to forget awesomer than you. There's more, but that would take forever. I have also known her longer and had a crush on her longer. I also appreciate her far more than you do. She and I have been best friends since forever and I treat her like a person and not a petty little wife. Admit it! She would rather go hunting with me than sit inside and listen to your gay ass Beetoven!"

"Take that back!"

"No! I have been holding this in for a while! I honestly don't know why she stuck with you. You're horrible at athletics, you hate anything that involves running, you have no sense of direction, and you're scared of f*cking marine animals!" he yelled.

"How did you know- Where did you learn to argue like that?!" asked Austria.

"A little Canadian told me," said Prussia.

"Well how about this? I may be out of shape, but that's the way I am! It's not my fault! I'm not built for fighting and all I'm good at is music and art! Beetoven and Mozart inspire me and show that I don't have to be like everyone else. I'm actually good at music and that's what I rely on! I know I'm not the best at the outdoors, but I don't have anything else. This is my hobby," he said, "And I can point out a dozen of your faults! For a start you-"

"STOP IT!" screamed Hungary, "Both of you! I can't stand to see you fight like this!"

"But Hungary-"

"I like you both. There, happy?" she said.

"Oh! We should have a contest to see who's better," said Prussia.

"I am not a prize!" said Hungary.

"Well, can you decide who you want now?" She sighed. She really didn't know how to choose.

"Fine. But it has to be fair," she said, "Who is the better kisser?"

"pfft! I am!" said the two in unision. The two glared each other down.

"How about we do more than just kissing," said Prussia, "If you know what I mean." Austria and Hungary both turned red.

"That... sounds fair, i guess," she said.

"I accept your challenge," said Austria.

"Are you sure you want to challenge my five meters?"

"More like five centimeters!"

"Did you just call me an Asian?"

"Hey! Hey! You two need to shut up though," she said.

It was cloudy outside. Belarus went to get food at a local market. She looked at the sky. I wonder if it will rain so- her thoughts were interrupted by someone crashing into her.

"I'm sorry. Oh shoot my glasses. I don't speak Lithuanian either," said the man trying to feel for his glasses.

"America," said Belarus.

"Bel? Thank goodness it's you! Hardly anyone speaks English!" America said.

"What are you doing here?" she asked.

"Japan and I were going sight seeing. You?" he asked.

"Getting food," she said. He nodded.

"America-san!" called a voice. Japan ran to them. "There you are! Oh, herro Berarus-san," he said bowing.

"Praveet, Japan," she said, "I'll leave you two to your sightseeing." She left. The two waved goodbye. She went across the street to another market. She thought she heard Americas voice call after her, but she then felt a surge of pain and everything went black.