I had to completely rewrite this. Since i accidently got deleted. By the way, I am starting to ship RussiaxSeychelles. My friend, AnimeAru is writing a fic about that pairing. It's really good. She is also writing a UkrainexCanada fic. Please read. I do not own Hetalia. WARNING: This chapter was almost rated M. For gambling, drunks, ...references, strip poker, and nations in their undergarments.

~Kolko

Flashback

China was on the edge of a cliff that overlooked a rushing river. The night wind blew through his hair. It was starting to get a bit stormy suddenly. Then, the rock beneath his feet gave away and he was just barely able to cling to the cliff.

"Someone! Anyone! Help me aru!" he cried. Someone came to him. It was Japan. He looked at China with soulless eyes. "Japan? Don't just stand there aru!"

"China," he said, "you are of no use to me. I do not need you anymore. Stop trying to treat me rike a rittre kid. I am arready more powerfur than you." He left him there. Then, Korea came along.

"Korea! Thank you aru! I could really use your help aru," he said. Korea looked down sadly.

"Stop pretending Aniki!" he said, "I-I know you hate me! You don't appreciate me, you think I'm nothing but a pest!"

"That's… not true! I am glad you visit me! No one else does aru!" China lied. His grip became weaker.

"Aniki…" just then another figure swooped in.

"Brother, this man isn't your hero, or even your brother. Leave this ungrateful man to die!" South Korea nodded. He then left. China then saw another familiar figure.

"Hong Kong…"

"Stop controlling me! Seriously! I can totally be my own country if I wanted to! And if I want, I'll light off firecrackers when I feel like it old man!" he said, "I'm not just another city, I'm a nation and it's about time I get treated like one!" He then left. Rock was beginning to chip away more. One more person came by.

"You bastard!" Taiwan said.

"Taiwan, please aru. Forget our differences and help me aru," he begged.

"Stay out of Japan's life! He's not your little doll anymore! He can do what he wants! Stay out of his business!" She too left. Then, all five came back. China was still scrambling to get a good grip on the rock. Japan and the others looked down at China.

"Good bye, brother." Japan then grabbed China's hands and tossed them from the cliff. China screamed as he fell towards his death. He then woke up screaming and falling face first on to the floor.

"Nightmares aru!" he said sobbing, "I hate them aru!"

End Flashback.

Everyone decided to go to a casino, since they were all bored. Belarus still couldn't think of a plan yet. Maybe alcohol would numb the pain. As usual, Monaco was there, winning big. Lithuania normally didn't gamble so he was at the bar with Russia. Estonia was gambling while Latvia was winning at a drinking game. She decided to play a game of blackjack. The one guy on the opposite end was winning big. He had a plethora of women around him. He wore sunglasses and he looked Asian. He looked familiar.

"Hit me!" The dealer did. Why does he look so familiar? "21! I win again aru!"

"China?"

"Excuse me ladies aru," he went over to her after he pocketed his money. "Well, welcome back aru!"

"Didn't Russia tell you I was back?" she asked.

"You know me and Russia aru," he winced. She nodded. Of course.

"So, what have you been up to lately?"

"Not much aru," he said, "I had a lot of spare time on my hands. No siblings, no heath problems other than my back aru, I get all my work done, I have a lot of free time aru yo." She then had an idea. "It makes me feel young again aru."

"China, why don't you play poker with us later?" she asked.

"W-With Russia too aru?!"

"Don't worry about Russia, I'll make sure nothing happens," she assured, "besides, you could win all of Russia's money."

"That bastard is going down aru!" he said, "I will be over at 12,00 aru. Qi ba, Mariana."

"Oh, Dr. Wang," said the Brazillian girl who was with him. She smiled and laughed as she followed him. Belarus smiled. This would be no ordinary game of poker. She was going to get closer to Lithuania. And she knew just how to do it.

Later…

Everyone was there and gathered around the poker table.

"I don't have any money on me," said Latvia.

"What else can we use?" Estonia asked.

"The loser can take a shot," said Latvia.

"Or strip poker?" Lithuania suggested.

"I like that idea," said Belarus, "Maybe we can do a combination of both." They all agreed. Estonia was the first to lose a game.

"Relax, it's just a shoe," he said. All cheered. After about 10 games, Estonia had nothing on his feet, Latvia was missing a shoe, Russia was missing his gloves, Belarus was missing her bow, and Lithuania was missing his shoes. Very simple. as the games went on, Estonia normally lost. And it was to be his downfall. Later on, Estonia didn't even have his glasses on and was drunk out if his mind. After he passed out the took him to the Baltic's room. Sure he was fun when he was drunk, but he was getting little out of hand. Latvia was now shirtless and shoeless. Russia decided to be interesting and take off his pants. He also had no shoes, gloves, and socks either. China was getting a little tipsy. He had nothing on his feet and he had just lost his pants. He now sat there in his Hello Kitty boxers and his shirt. Belarus was unfortunately wearing a dress. I really should have thought this through. She sat there in only her bra and panties. Lithuania was also shoeless and shirtless. He had just lost another game.

"TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS ARU!" China cheered. Soon everyone was chanting, "Pants. Pants. Pants!" He then took them off. Everyone cheered. He almost fell over after the shot.

"I think he's done," said Russia.

"… no… I'm… I'll be fine" he said fighting for sobriety. Belarus herself was a bit tipsy. After a while, China was completely drunk, Belarus was a little bit drunk, and Lithuania was almost as drunk as China. He was drunk enough to go insane. Latvia and Russia, however, were almost 99% sober.

"You know I looooooooove you?" he slurred. She chuckled.

"I know, I love you too," she said.

"Noooooooooooo…" he whined, "I mean… you dont understand…" he became less clear and it was hard to understand him, "…i ink leeah doent lov eee… 'hic' I don wanna do it beause of a… sssstupit goerment!" She had no idea what he said. But she then had an idea. She grabbed the bottle of vodka.

More Later…

"I'm taking China home," said Russia who was still only in his sunflower boxers and scarf. He carried a half naked China to his car (he had the decency to beg China not to take his boxers off).

"I get no kick from champagne… pure alcohol doesn't thrill me at all…" sang Lithuania.

"Liet…" slurred Belarus, "We're out of chips."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" They yelled. She sighed.

"…I'm bored," she said. The two then smiled at each other. They had a drunken idea.

Meanwhile…

"ASSHOLE!" screamed an albino furiously honking his horn, "get out of the road!" It was 2:18 AM. He tried to unsee the drunk, naked blonde man who was running across the road.

"Woooooooo! 1273, down the Rockefeller Street…" he sang.

"Is that…"

Somewhere in Warsaw…

Riiiiiiiiiiiiing! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing! Riiiiiiiiiing! Someone finally picked up.

WHAT THE HELL?! WHO THE HELL IS LIKE, CALLING AT TWO IN THE FREAKING MORNING!

He heard Lithuania's voice in the background.

LIET!? WHY ARE YOU LIKE, AWAKE?! HELLO? IS ANYONE EVEN THERE?!

The next part was all garbled. He couldn't understand anything. Liet is drunk? Liet never gets drunk. Hell, he never calls me at all anymore. And he's drunk. Lithuania is DRUNK! He smiled. He heard movement. He then heard many things in the background. He heard Belarus and Estonia too.

"I… swear to drunk… I'm not God."

"Hey, do you know what I have behind my back!"

"A… Gilbird?"

"'Laughter' Nooooooooo… VODKA!"

"YAAAAAAAY!"

"Hey, I stuffed Latvia in the mailbox!"

"Woooohoooooo!"

Poland decided to listen in on the drunks, since he couldn't go back to sleep.

The next day…

Belarus awoke to a pounding headache and light shining in her eyes. She ducked under the covers to block out the light. Her body ached. She turned around. There were a pair of glasses and a rubber band on the nightstand. There was a large blanket in the corner of the room. Wow! What a night! What happened? She then heard the humming of a phone. She looked by the bedside to find the phone off the hook. She looked at the caller ID to find out who was called. She was too tired to read the number. She slumped back into bed. She squinted at the clock. It was 11:28. Wow it's late, but i need the sleep. She felt a presence beside her. There was someone next to her. The person was covered by blankets. Too big to be Latvia. Too small to be Russia. Is this who I think it is? She then reached for the covers.