I am really starting to ship PolUkr and RusSey. In Russia's character song, "My heart has a light," he says he longs for the southern islands. So, even though i am a Russia fangirl, I ship it. I had a much better disclaimer, but it got deleted. Sorry for the short chapter, but there will be a MAJOR plot twist after this. I just needed some filler. By the way, look up Iceland's football celebrations. They are HILARIOUS! I do not own Hetalia! Feel free to ask questions about the story if you want. Let me know what you think.

~Kolko

Flashback!

6 months after Belarus returned home.

Belarus was finally stopped chasing Lithuania. They both got tired. They were now inside and everyone was gone. Belarus stormed upstairs. She was really ticked. Marijus just decided to just go play a prank on Sealand. He did not want to be a part of this. Lithuania followed her upstairs quickly. He found her face down, asleep. Was she that tired? If anything, he was more tired than she was. Why was she so mad? What did he do to make her so upset? Did she find out that he had been smoking?! He trembled. He remembered the last time he had gotten in huge trouble. She caught him looking at porn once and she made him kiss Estonia on the lips. And he had just eaten something really disgusting. He sat down beside her. She then snapped awake.

"Natalya, I-" she then kissed him. He was a bit skeptical. "Nat-"

"Shh. Don't talk," she said. He was so confused.

"I just want to know what's going on," he said, "Why were you so mad? Why did you throw a knife?" She blushed. She continued kissing him. He pushed back. "Stop. Tell me what is wrong first." She bit her lip. "Byelarus please tell me right now," he got serious. She then left the room. A minute later she came back with something. She handed it to him. His expression changed completely. His jaw almost dropped. He looked at her. She looked scared.

"What are we going to do?" Belarus finally whispered.

"What do you mean, we're married. Russia can't-"

"Russia will understand," she said, "It's just-"

"We've been through this before. Why are you so scared?" he asked. She really looked terrified.

"My boss…" she finally said.

"Like what happened last time? I thought he was alway nice to you afterwards."

"Lithuania, dictators aren't really, 'nice'," she said, "I just don't know how to tell him," she said.

"You could just tell him and run for your life," he said. She smiled. "Besides, we're married now, so it will be easier."

"How about we wait a few years, maybe go some place warm, come back, and then kid will tell him," she said. Lithuania smiled. "Or I can flee country or live with Russia. Or maybe call and then hang up or hit him with a shovel after I tell him. Or I can take Ukraine's advice and show him my-"

"Natalya," he said, "You have to tell him."

"Or, we could not tell him. I like that idea!" she said.

"Oh come on, are you that afraid of your boss," he said.

"I'm not scared of him. I'm just… worried… remember what happened last time…" she said, "I am nothing but a talking land mass apparently. He doesn't like it when I do anything else. He honestly couldn't care less. Mind you, I am a dictatorship."

"I have nothing. He's YOUR boss," he said,"I don't know what he likes."

"Power. Control." she said, "We could just not tell him. Or anyone! We can let everyone find out by themselves! Come on, it will be fun. Not to mention hilarious at the world meeting." He sighed.

"Fine," he said, "but if your boss gets out of hand, please call me."

End flashback

She reached for the figure beside her didn't move. She peeked at the covers, slowly revealing the persons back. Smooth so far. She bit her lip. She then came across a scar. Yes! She revealed the scarred back. She smiled. She let out a sigh of relief. But why wasn't he snoring? He usually snored very loud. I should probably leave. I don't want to ruin our friendship. She sat up. Lithuania's arms were around her waist. Oh for the love of crap! Well, I could stay with him a little longer. This might change his mind. She then fell asleep again.

Later…

Lithuania woke to find his arms wrapped around someone. He lifted his head. He had an apple in his mouth. He spat it out. What the hell happened?! And who- he then realized it was Belarus. He squeaked. Not her! No! He was engaged! He can't be having affairs with other women! This is bad, he thought, this is really REALLY bad. Why dont i feel guilty? Why don't I feel like I've done something wrong? She is going to kill me! She is going to literally kill me! She snuggled closer. He didn't even feel awkward. He smiled a bit. She opened her eyes a bit. She looked up at him.

"Wow we were drunk last night!" she said. He finally backed away from her.

"What the hell happened last night?!" he said.

"I don't know! I was drunk too!" she said. Then, the phone rang. The blanket in the corner rose. It formed the shape if a person. It then ran into the door. BANG! But who was under the other blanket? She put on her robe and the two walked over to the blanket. They uncovered the blanket. Underneath was a naked Estonia.

"Ow! My head! What happened last night?! And why is everything so blurry?" he moaned.

"Be glad you don't have glasses on and both of you, put some clothes on!" Belarus said. Estonia then realized he was naked. He hid in the blanket and blushed. Lithuania went back to the bed until Belarus handed him a pink robe. He didn't care. He slipped it on. Then they heard a rattling from the wardrobe.

"What was that?" said Lithuania.

"We'll never know unless we open it," she said.

They slowly approached it. Belarus slowly reached for the handle. Then a man fell out of the wardrobe. "Okay, how many men are in my room?!" The albino was face first on the floor. He was half naked. He had pants though. He was all cut up. He looked scared. "What are you doing here?!"

"…I remember that guy streaking across the road," he said pointing at Estonia, "then you three locked me in the wardrobe after I followed this lunatic home. I fell asleep really fast."

"You don't remember anything else?" Lithuania said. He shook his head.

"Oh yeah, at one point i tried to escape from you nutjobs and i think i jumped out the window and fell in al rose bush. Estonia then grabbed me and you three locked me hin the wardrobe. I lost my awesome shirt in the rosebush."

"When I woke up, phone was off the hook, so I think we called someone last night," she said. They looked at the phone. Lithuania redialled the number.

Hello?

Hey Liet? What's up? You haven't called me in like, FOREVER! how is it? You like, never talk to me anymore! it is like, totes uncool.

He had a weird look on his face. "It's Poland!" The others blushed. He put it on speaker phone.

Liet?

What?

Did you have fun?

Lithuania blushed.

What happened Poland?! What did i do?

I know Estonia like, said something about Latvia and the mailbox. You guys were like, drunk out of your mind! And I heard you and Bel. It was suprisingly entertaining. I listened in all night. You guys should like, have your own radio show or something.

What the hell were we doing?

Well, Estonia eventually passed out. Prussia i think jumped out the window. Then i think you trapped him somewhere. You guys ate, said random things, confessed some stuff i can use as blackmail, you and Bel made love, Prussia ate soap, Estonia put his fist in his mouth-

Wait wait wait. What did you just say?

Prussia ate soap.

After that.

You and Bel had a lot of fun,

They were bright red.

I heard you guys all night! You two are like, really loud.

Is that all?

there's more, but you like, honestly don't want to know. I am happy. Woohoo! Blackmail!

Thank you so much Poland.

He hung up. Belarus inched away from Lithuania only when he did the same. Prussia came back from outside. There was a twisted Latvia in his arms.

"I found him in the mailbox," he said.

"Holy Sh*t!" everyone said. There was another message. Estonia pressed play.

Um… hey, I hope someone is home. China and I were apparently intoxicated while driving and now we're in jail. You can bail is out, da? I swear i was fine. It was black ice i swear! I hope you get this message because this is my only phone call. By the way, do any of you guys own a monkey, because one jumped out of our car and attacked China.

Everyone stood there with their eyes and mouth wide.

"Well," said Prussia, "I'm going home."

Later…

After they bailed Russia and China out of jail, everything returned to normal. Certain people avoided each other, but other than that, all was well. Until one day when Belarus came home from work. She came home and Russia was sitting at the small table.

"Oh, praveet brother," she greeted.

"Praveet," he said, "Belarus?"

"Yes brat?

"Sit down, I want to talk to you," he said, "It's very important."

"What is going on?" she asked.

"Belarus, there's something i want to tell you..."