Getting dropped into a forest wasn't so bad, bar the drop from several tens of stories up high and the feeling that you would probably die if it wasn't for your cheat, and I swear.. Goblins.. Mother fucking GOBLINS! The little shits are annoying little green gross as fuck looking ass holes.. Not all bad..

"HELP! Somebody HELP ME!" I hear as I strolled on the road, just being half lazy as I saw a carriage surrounded by the little shits.

"Mother Fucking Goblins." I'd dash in, taking the goblins out. Being able to crush there skulls with a punch doesn't hurt. Besides, it's entertaining to see them struggle.

I'd knock on the carriage after I cleaned up the mess I had left behind, loe and behold.. Another beautiful girl with a big rack. My luck today is rather outstanding.

"I'm actually surprised the little shits didn't have the brains to bash down the door." I'd shake my head, just somewhat amused as I looked at the goblin corpses instead of her.

She'd look at me strangely, nodding a bit as she got the joke. "Funny. If they had any brains at all, they'd run after you killed one or two of them. May I ask the name of my savior?" She'd eye me a bit more, probably because I was wearing a black hoodie and a black pair of jeans.

"The name is Michael.. Pleasure to meet a lady as beautiful as yourself after the horrid day I have had so far." I'd chuckle a bit, nodding as I said that. Dropping to what could of been my death was not the best of ways to start a day.

"My name is Felic Ashguard. Pleasure to meet a warrior and a gentleman like yourself while I was in peril. May I ask of you to accompany me as I travel as it seems the coachman has unfortunately died." I'd notice the guy, dead as a door nob. Not funny, I guess Goblins are stronger then the little shits I normally regard them as.

"That is not a problem, Madam Felic. I only ask that you do not pry into my past." I'd grin a bit, as I got onto the coach. Riding it was more of a pain the Little Green Shits..

(Might change Rating to M, I really fucking hate Goblins. Plus I guess I can go for a more adult route.)