Three hours. Three fucking long hours.. My ass hurts and my legs are numb.. I thank god for the Green Little Shits now, they might be really damned annoying but they saved my behind from riding the damned carriage all the way to where-ever the hell Felic was going. She was a noble or some shit from what it seems, not like I give a damn.
"Thank God that we have finally gotten to town." I'd sigh, just keeping my swearing to myself because I really don't curse unless something really pisses me off. Felic invites me to meet her family, nothing better to do so I take her up on the offer. Another 20 Minutes, and we're in front of the god damned castle. By castle I mean 'motherfucking legit King of the god damned country lives here' kind of castle. I wonder for a quick moment 'What the fuck did I just get myself into'..
The Princess, Felic introduces me to the King. Middas Ashgaurd, King of this god forsaken country. (I haven't come up with a name for it yet.)
"I humbly thank you for saving my daughter brave adventurer. If there is anything that I can do for you, do not fret to ask." He says, looking at me and smiling a bit. I honestly don't give a shit, but I guess I have to ask for some weapons and armor, otherwise I'm just running around in my Hoodie, which now is a somewhat tattered mess.
"Sir Ashgaurd, your Highness.. I would recommend throwing this filth out of the castle.." I'd hear from a steward, one of these fucks. I swear..
"I would recommend you shut the fuck up, you dressed up piece of garbage. People like you make my day a whole lot more interesting, but calling me Filth is going a bit far." I'd coldy say towards him, seems like a bit of killing intent came off. Frightened him to his core, really just god damned pathetic.
"To the matter of what I would ask of the king, I have no desire to take anything from anybody. Paying for goods and services are another matter all together.." I'd continue, just shaking my head a bit as I didn't really want anything any more. The Dressed up Garbage ruined my mood.
"I respect your bravado, and your way of thinking Michael-dono." The king says with a grin, the daughter looks at me and smiles a bit more. "But, if I did not give you something for saving my daughter and escorting her home.. I would be left in an unpleasant situation with my own conscious."