Hallo! Today i went to a place where you pack and send food to starving children in other countries. It was really fun. I loved it so much. My Aunt is actually from Ghana, but most of the food is going to Hati. I guess it is really bad there. Though most of the countries who needed food were in Africa and Central America, there were some i saw that just shocked me. First of all, i didn't know that North Korea was that bad, I just thought that they had a tough psycho guy ruling them, but apparently some of their kids are starving too. But what shocked me the most was the 3 European countries that were up there. I'll give you a hint: 2 are Hetalia characters and 1 of the 2 is the main character of this story. Yes, I was very shocked to see Belarus up there, less shocked at Ukraine, but still surprised. Armenia was up there too. I didn't think it was that bad. Now i feel bad because now i am thinking of putting something like this in Hetalia Modern Day. My head wanders by itself! CHIGI! Tomorrow i am going to visit the University my brother is going to next year. I am really sad to see him leave. I love my brother and it just won't be the same without him. I have a list of things that are off limits to my friends. My brother is one of them. Apparently my brother is attractive to other girls and i know quite a few of my friends who have had crushes on him. We are very close and only fight once in a while. I guess this is why i hate incest so much. I don't have any other siblings, so my parents will be fussing over me even more. GAH! LEAVE ME ALONE! I do not own Hetalia! By the way, sorry if the flashback is longer than the story part, but i had to write this. AND i had to split the flashback into 2 parts. Sorry for not updating! My friends have also convinced me to watch Soul Eater. I don't know what to think so far. Sorry about the crappy font!
~Kolko
Flashback
almost a year after Belarus came home.
"Now you behave. Poland better not have anything broken by the time I come back," warned Lithuania, "And I don't want you getting out of bed. Is that clear?" She rolled her eyes and nodded. "Aš tave myliu." He kissed her before he left. She looked around and listened. No Poland yet. She thought about defying him and walking around, but he needed to trust her. Marijus was at his Aunt's house. He was helping her with something. She sighed. Bored. So freaking bored. And where the hell was Poland? Squirrels had chewed on the phonelines so she couldn't call anyone, and her cellular phone was downstairs. She picked up some manga Japan had translated for her and began reading. It was 1,25 PM when she finally heard the door open.
"Heyyyy!" said Poland. She wasn't too happy. "Soooo, how's my sister?" She rolled her eyes. She began to get up and leave the room. He blocked her. "Where do you think you're going?! Liet told me not to let you move around!"
"Um, to pee," she said. He let her pass. He loved teasing her so much. When she came back, he jumped in bed with her. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"I'm bored," he said. She rolled her eyes. She glared at him.
"Ugh! I can't believe I'm stuck with you for two days!" she said.
"Well I'm stuck with someone who looks like they swallowed a beachball," remarked Poland.
"Oh, very funny Polack!" she said, "Why Toris left me with you, I'll never know."
"Same," he said, "You do know I'm sleeping here, right?"
"I figured," she said, "I know how much you love to annoy me. I guess one night won't be so bad." She thought he meant in the house.
"Weird. I expected you to flip out." He sighed. He then leaned over the end of the bed. He was upside down and the blood was ruching to his head. She then moved her feet and kicked him off the bed. "Ack!" She smiled. He popped back up. He had on his normal grin. "Board game?" he suggested.
"You'll use the stupid Poland Rule, so it's really not fair," she said.
"We could make out," he said.
"Okay, that made me throw up a little bit," she said.
"Hungry?" he asked. She shook her head.
"You're not the best cook. I'll probably end up running to bathroom again," she said.
"Says the girl who like, made red velvet cupcakes out of real blood," he said, "Besides, I thought you were too fat to run."
"Do you want to go back in the box?" she growled.
"… please don't send me back there," he trembled.
Later…
It was getting late. Belarus was just about to stop reading and fall asleep. Poland came into her room.
"What are you doing?" Belarus asked
"I said I was like, sleeping here, remember? The other rooms are like, being renovated," he said. She almost flipped out. She didn't think he meant with her!
"P-Poland, sleep on couch downstairs!" she snapped. He didn't move. "Poland!" He jumped onto the other side of the bed. He smiled. She sighed. "Fine!" She put a pillow between them. "Stay on your side!" she warned, "I tend to kill people in my sleep."
"You sleep with Liet. Are you saying I should snore incredibly loud?" he said.
"Just… stay on your side!" He shut up as she turned off the lamp.
The next day…
He had made her breakfast.
"So how did you sleep last night?" she said.
"I like have bruises all over my legs. You totally kick in your sleep. You're really reckless," he said.
"I warned you."
Later…
It was 1:28 PM. "Pierogi?" Poland offered. She shook her head. "Come on. I know you're hungry. And I know you've been craving it lately." Her stomach growled. He smiled. "I'll go make some while you like, stay here." He left. After a while, he was almost done with the pierogi when he heard a scream.
"Poland!" He ignored her. "Poland?!" Poland rolled his eyes. What did she want now?! "POLAND!" she screamed like she was in danger. He was a bit scared. He rolled his eyes. "Ugh! Fiiiiiiiiiiine!" He stomped upstairs. He lumbered into the bedroom. Belarus was sitting up with her eyes wide.
"What's like, going on?" he said.
"P-Poland…"
"I'm here, what is it?" he said. He actually was serious.
"Poland, it's coming," she said.
"…What's coming?" he said cluelessly.
"Idiot! I'm having the baby!" she almost yelled.
"Oh no. I'm not falling for that again! You already played that joke on me, remember?"
"You trochę polską suką! I'm not joking!" she yelled. Poland's expression changed to fear. He then began to flip out.
"Holy Sh*t! What are we going to do? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" he panicked.
"Calm down!" she said, "just call Toris." Poland dialed his number. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Sveiki, you have reached-
"Damn it! He's not answering! He must be in a meeting!" he cursed. Beep. "Liet! Hurry up and like answer your phone! Belishavingthebabyandidontknowwhatthehelliamgoingt odo! Hurry!"
She winced. He dashed to her side. He picked her up and dashed to the car. Or he at least tried.
"… Damn it, can you try… like walking," he panted. She nodded. The two dashed to the car as fast as they could. Poland took off speeding. "It's going to be okay. Everything's going to be fine. I'll try calling Ukraine. You keep calling Liet." He then dialed Ukraine. "Ukraine!... Liet like, left me in charge of Bel and now she's having the baby and I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!... He's like, not picking up... Thank you!" He hung up.
"No response from Lithuania," she said, "I am… going… to kill him…"
"I'll leave another message. You call Russia," said Poland. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. R- he picked up.
"Brother... Lithuania's in meeting and I'm having the baby... Poland is with me... I know, right?... Of course I have. He's not picking up... I just hope he hurries... We are driving to hospital now... Thank you... Bye." She hung up. Poland looked at her sadly. Then the worst thing ever happened. Poland heard police sirens.
"… sh*t!" he growled pulling over. They anxiously wated for the officer came up to the car.
"What are we going to do?" Belarus asked.
"Shh! I got this," he said.
"Do you know how fast you were driving?"
"Officer, I like totally have a logical explanation," he said, "My best friend's wife is like, having a baby. Please officer!"
"Why should I believe you?" he asked.
"Oh come on officer! Please like, believe me! I know I look and sound like I'm like making like an excuse, but please believe me!" There was a scream of pain from Belarus.
"Go! Go!" he yelled. Poland took off. He then came to a sudden stop. He beeped the horn a bunch of times.
"Come on. Come on. Come on…" he growled. The car in front of him had stopped at a green light. He rolled down the window. "Przenieś tłusty tyłek! Jest zielone światło!" he screamed. They heard a door slam. A bigger guy came up. Poland chuckled nervously. The guy slugged him in the eye.
"Poland!" cried Belarus. She glared at the man who started beating Poland on the side of the road. "You have no idea who you're messing with!" The guy felt like laughing. "You have no idea who I am, do you?" She unbuckled her seatbelt.
"Bel, NO!" begged Poland. She bit her lip for a minute. She then got out of the car. The guy looked at her.
"Oh my g- I'm so sorry," he said.
"Yeah right. This is for hurting my friend!" Poland then tried to close his eyes while she beat the crap out of him. He lead her back inside.
"Don't do that again!" Poland lectured, "What if you got hurt?!" She rolled her eyes.
"I just saved your ass!" she said.
"I am going to call Liet again," said Poland.
"Oh will you stop calling him?!" she screamed, "He's not going to pick up!"
"I'm like not giving up!" He began dialling. He didn't seem to care about his throbbing black eye. Belarus hung up. They were finally moving. Poland then stopped at another car in front of him. "Wait, why did we stop?!" He got out and looked at the endlessly long traffic. He screamed, "Oh son of a-"
Meanwhile in Vilnius…
They decided to take a break. Lithuania decided to check his phone. Immediately after he turned on his phone, he heard it ring.
Sveiki?
FINALLY! You pick up!
Poland? Is that you?
Yes! I called you like, a hundred times. It took you like, two hours to pick up, but I didn't give up.
Why? What's going on?!
So… I-I was making pierogi and there was like a scream. I ran up the stairs and- oh forget it! Liet, Bel's in labor.
What?! It's too early!
I thought so too, but hurry over to the hospital, she needs you!
I'll be there as soon as i can.
He heard a scream.
Don't be there too soon. We're not exactly there yet either.
What?!
We have like, been in traffic for two hours and we've only moved like, a meter.
What?! Let me talk to her.
Kay.
Toris!
Natalya! Oh my Dievas! Are you okay?!
Not… really. No cars are moving! I honestly… don't think it will take… 21 hours this time. It's coming fast!
I am leaving right now!
Oh my- We're beginning to move again!
I will see you soon! Aš tave myliu!
He hung up. He grabbed his coat.
"Where are you going, Lithuania?" his boss asked, "This is a very important meeting."
"Boss, i really have to leave," he said, "Natalya needs me."
"She'll have to wait about an hour or so," he said.
"But sir, she's in labor!" he said.
"What?" said another man. He looked at the man. He forgot that Belarus's boss was here too.
"Don't worry, I hope I'll be back soon. We'll pick up this meeting tomorrow. All of you enjoy the excruciating hot weather."
"Sėkmės ir sveikinimai!" called his boss.
"Ačiū bosas!" he called as he ran out to his car. But when he turned on his car, the motor choked. "Oh come on! Kvailas gabalas šūdas! Start start start start." The motor began running. "There we go." He quickly drove out of the parking lot. He was doing good so far. At this rate, he would be at the hospital in about an hour. He just hoped Belarus would be okay. My wife is about to give birth, he thought, and no one but Poland is there. Poland has to help her. He face palmed. We're screwed!
End flashback.
"I feel stupid and uncomfortable!" Belarus said.
"Come on Bel, you're like, supposed to look like a slut," he said, "you were already beautiful. We had to do something about your clothes and make up. Come on! Please!" She stepped out. Poland really did an amazing job. Her dress was purple with two black stripes and it was very short. It almost was at her mid thigh. It was very low cut and had very thin straps. Her hair was slightly curled. Her make up was done beautifully. Poland heard his heart pounding in his ears. His mouth was open. He stared blankly. His nose was also bleeding. With her shoes, she was much taller than him.
"Poland?" she asked, "Hello? Poland?!" He snapped back down to earth.
"Oh… um…" he coughed, "You look, um…" the rest of his speech was unidentifiable. She chuckled. He cleared his throat. "Okay! Next is kissing."
"Oh come on! I'm a good kisser! Nothing to worry about," she said.
"I don't believe you," he said. She sighed and kissed him. "Wow…" he breathed, "Who are you and what have you done with Belarus?! Like, where did your evil attitude go? The normal Belarus would never kiss me! Where's that girl that like, broke Liet's fingers? When were you like, ever nice?!"
"Since I had three kids," she said, "And I'm desperate to get my Lithuanian back."
"Alright, now a few more things and you're totally ready," he said, "Do you like, want to know my real plan?" She nodded. "Alright. Liet is getting married in a month. I am going to throw Liet a bachelor party."
"And-"
"And? What do you mean and?! Those things get so totally crazy! Drunks and strippers are everywhere! The groom usually ends up like, sleeping with some random slut!" he explained, "That's where you come in."
"Oh, i understand. I'd never thought I'd say this but, Poland, you're a genius!" He blushed. "But why did I have to be dressed up now?"
"Because it's fun!" said Poland, "And I needed the practice. I have been wanting to give you a makeover for like, EVER! Please like, at least keep the hair and make up. You look so pretty!" She blushed.
"Fine! I'll keep the hair," she said, "You did do… amazing." He smiled. He then spaced out. "What?"
"I just can't imagine you as a mother. I can see Liet as a father, but I just see you killing one of them." She rolled her eyes. "Like seriously! Look at Liet! He just seems like he would be a perfect Tato! He even like, has it in his face! I think it's adorable!" She got undressed and washed her face. When she got out, her and Poland talked more. "Wait, you said one of your kids is named Dmitry right?" She nodded. "Dmitry as in Dmitry Luka-"
"Please don't bring that up," she said, "I-It's a nice name, that's all." He rolled his eyes and laughed.
"I like this Belarus," he said, "Oh! In the future, did i ever do anything that really made an impact?"
"Hmmm... well there was this one thing you did for me that was quite important. You probably saved a few lives," she said, "Or at least one." The two kept chatting on and on. She loved talking with him now. It seemed like time was the last thing on her mind.
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