Hallo! I'm sorry for the chapter length and wait! I have had this chapter ready for a while, but i couldn't find a computer. I am using my brothers while he is making dinner. Shhh... Okay I am starting to name chapters, so...yeah. Okay, I will be posting my Ameripan fanfic soon. It has Fem!America and Normal Japan. Slight hint of RoChu. I hope you like- s*** my brother's coming! I do not own Hetalia!

~Kolko

Chapter 14 what has been seen can not be unseen.

6 months after Belarus's return.

Belarus had a phone on her desk. By it there was faint Belarusian yelling. She rolled her eyes. She sighed and rubbed her temples. This gave her a massive headache.

"I Really should have been more careful," she mumbled. Lithuania hugged Belarus from behind surprising her. She squeaked a bit in surprise. She then held a finger to her lips. Lithuania then heard the phone.

"Your boss found out?" he whispered. She nodded. He tried to carry her away from her desk. She refused. Lithuania grabbed the phone.

"Praveet Mr. Lukashenko... This is Lithuania…" Belarus was frantically trying to grab the phone, but Lithuania kept his back to her trying to avoid her attempts. "Yes I know. I'm the father... Actually, it was my fault... She is not at fault, I am... I came on to her that time. She warned me countless times, but I pushed her, I am sorry..." He then blushed madly for some reason, "C-Continuing on, if you are to punish anyone, punish me. This is really taking a toll on her..." She began slamming into him and punching him. He pushed her back. She fell to the floor. She scowled. But she got right back up. "Well sir, she is really trying her best to please you. She only wants what is best... I know, she can be a ditz, but she knows what she's doing, you have to trust her..." She finally got up and tried at the phone again. "...No again, it's okay. All I'm asking for is a bit of sympathy for her... Okay sir. Here, before you go I think she wants to speak with you." He handed her the phone. She gave him an evil look.

"I'm sorry, please excuse my idiot husband... Okay, call me next time, when you are pushing a living being out of your-"

"Okay," he took the phone, "gratefully sorry about that Mr. Lukashenko... Good bye." He hung up. She was mad.

"Ass kisser," she growled.

"I got you a bit of sympathy."

"Now all he is going to talk about is you and how much I should be like you! Damn you!" she yelled starting to punch him, "this is all your fault, and I'm one who's taking-" he quieted her with a kiss. "T-Toris!" she blushed.

"What? It can't come yet. We might as well do this while we can," he said. She grinned.

"Since when did you have a backbone? I like it," she said. She then kissed him more.

"I say we get out of this small office area, and go to the bedroom," he said. She blushed.

"L-Lithuania! I-I-" He swooped her up and carried her to their room. Soon they were both half-naked and making out intensely. Then the door opened.

"Sestra! Surprise visit!" Russia said with his usual smile. He was then standing still in place. The two completely froze. Russia was just frozen there. He saw everything. The two were bright red. The two then tried their best to cover themselves.

"R-R-Russia?" asked Belarus. His casual friendly grin was frozen to his face. Russia then fainted. The two blushed more. So far, this was still better than the first time. "N-Nii-san?" Lithuania went downstairs and got a bottle of vodka. He opened it. The smell prodded him awake. He didn't say anything. His eyes were wide and his mouth was open. His face was bright red. For what has been seen, can not be unseen. "Russia? Russia, please say something!" said Belarus. He was definitely mentally scarred. He took a sip of vodka and calmed himself.

"… remind me to knock before entering next time, da?" Russia said. The two were still red. They had clothes on now, but Russia was still scarred more than he originally was.

"…sorry," she said. Russia then had another nosebleed and passed out.

"We're losing him," said Lithuania.

"Mind you, he has the innocence of a little kid," she said, "He passed out the first time he saw someone else's ass."

End flashback.

Belarus eventually broke up with america. He took it very well. The two were still friends and on good terms actually. Lithuania was reading a book. Belarus was pretending to read the news, but she was secretly admiring him. He looked so damn cute! If she was still in her world, she would be doing something other than secretly admiring him. She decided to start a conversation.

"Lithuania?" asked Belarus. He looked up from the book he was reading.

"Do you remember… the Litbel SSR?" she asked. (I looked it up, it's a real thing!) He smiled.

"Yes, that was fun. Even when you were trying to kill me. You saved my life a few times," he said, "I don't know where-" his phone rang. "Hello?...O, labas, Lina!...I love you too... Taip, aš esu susijaudinęs! ... Žinoma! Bachelorette šalis yra visiškai gerai su manimi ... aš ne iš tikrųjų reikia vienos ... ne aš gerai... Aš tiesiog nemanau, kad tai tikrai, žinote, man... gerai, aš tave myliu... ne jums pakabinti pirmą kartą ... ne pakabinti ... Ne, tu... *laughs* tu... Tu... Tu... Tu... Tu... Gerai pakabinti trimis. Vienas, du, trys ... tu ne pakabinti Ką manote jūs?…*laughs* Gerai, rimtai, sudie mano meilė," he finally hung up. All she understood from his conversation was:

Hello?...O, hello Lina!...I love you too... Ve ve ve veveveveve! ... Veveve! Bachelorette party ve veveve okay with me... ve not ve veveve veveve veve ...No it's okay... Ve veveve veveveve, ve ve veve, veveve, me... Veve, I love you... No you hang up first... no you hang up... No you... you... You... You... You... You... Veve veveveve three. One, two, three ... You didn't hang up ve veveve ve? Veve, veve, farewell my love." She was finally happy to have him off the phone. She HATED the "no you hang up first" thing. It is so eighth grade! Grow up! Gosh now she was thinking like Poland! Gah! She then left.

She was walking downtown one day. She then had an idea. She called up America. "Hello?... America it's me... We're friends, remember... I was just wondering about your brother... Canada... Well, do you think I can visit him?... What? Why? Where is he? ..." She almost dropped the phone. No. No! NO! Why?! Why there?! Of all places on Earth! "Oh, yes, I'm here... Yes I would like the address..."

No time to talk. Preshaute!