Disclaimer: "All Victorious characters are property of Dan Schneider and Nickelodeon.

(!) "After getting married, the still drunk teens make their way back to the camping ground to get some shut eye. But one of them has more than just sleep on their mind. Remember this is a story for Older Teens."

Chapter 8: That Wonky Feeling

Saturday

30 June 2012 8:00- Night

Camping Area

Having made their way back to camp, Andre was tired and sweaty, along with Jade who was barely able to stand on her own two feet. Andre Carried her into the motor home, with a justified amount of resistance from Jade. She kicked and complained that she wasn't tired or drunk, but when She took a look at Andre face close up, she smiled and flicked his nose with her fingers.

"Ow, that was my nose you flicked Jade." Jade kept smacking his face and laughing at him too.

Jade was not in the right state of mind to be sleeping outside in her own tent, He helped her take off her shoes and socks. Jade, who was as drunk as can be, tried taking her shirt and shorts off in front of Andre. he tried to make her stop, and he did. She kicked him out of her room and began to undress. He closed the sliding door behind him and got ready to take a shower.

Thirty minutes after taking a shower and stepping out with a towel wrapped around his waist, Andre dried his feet before stepping outside. He pulled out some pajama pants and a white shirt from his suitcases to wear while he slept in his tent. Dry and clothed, Andre walked on outside and put the fire out with some dirt he dug up with his own hands. He would have to remember to dig up some more dirt so that next time it wouldn't take as long to put out the fire. He said a few prayers before going to sleep, he closed his tent zipper and got into his sleeping bag.

Sunday

1 July 2012 1:00- Past Midnight

Andre's Tent

Five hours after falling asleep, Andre was awoken to the sound of someone kicking cans away and rattling Little Beck's cage. He had no weapon, and the only one was outside the tent. He tried to get out of his sleeping bag to turn on his battery operated lantern. But before he could do that, the mysterious person unzipped his tent and went right on inside. Andre tried to unzip his sleeping bag to attack the stranger, but the stranger in his tent wasn't really attacking, but more like trying to help themselves inside his bag.

"Jade Ruunn! There's some weird freak inside my Tent. Get out of here! Take the motor home as far away from here! Jaaddeee!" he shouted out loud.

The stranger managed to get inside Andre's sleeping bag, Andre pushed the person away with one hand and with the other tried grabbing the lantern to turn it on. When he felt a pair of wet lips kiss his neck and face, he kind of got an idea who it was. The smell of lemonade was strong on this person. He needed to be sure it was who he thought it was, his hand grabbed the lantern but the person's hand took it and threw it behind them, it rolled on out of the tent.

"Jade…is that you?" he asked, but the person kept kissing his neck, face and tried going for his lips.

"Whoa wait a minute! Jade if that's you…I'll"

"Jade isn't here…but Jade's here." Jade finally responded. "Aha! I knew…I thought…I didn't know it was you. Jade wait a minute, Whoa!" Jade's hands slipped into his pajama pants and got past the boxers.

"Stay away from there Jade, that's off limits! I said that's off limits!" the ten rattled and shook wildly from the outside.

"Why dun't thay…jusst cull hot dogs, ittle dogs Anjre. Avery wun nose saucages ar bet er. Anjre…kiss me."

"I already did…don't you remember. Jade? Are you…Naked?"

"Anjre…WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING!" his tent continued to shake and jump around wildly. Outside, an owl who was eyeballing Little beck from a tree, tried swooping down to grab Little Beck. But all it ended up doing was crashing into the steel cage an hurting itself. While in the background, Andre tried getting out of his tent but only to have Jade pull him back in by his hair and face.

1 July 2012 7:00- Morning

Camping Area

The sound of birds chirping and singing, and the welcomed relief of cool air blowing through the hills meant another morning had come. Andre had no shirt, no pajama pants, only a pair of boxers. That was something compared to Jade who wasn't wearing anything, she had an arm around his waist and her head was resting on his chest. Andre wondered where it all went wrong, from a simple camping trip, to, to, well all that just happened last night. Tomorrow they would be leaving, and if she didn't want to, well he would have to hitch a ride back home.

He moved Jade's arm away from his waist so he could get up and put his pajama pants back on. He stretched out some and heard movement coming from his tent, she was going to come out and smack him across his head. Or she might end up doing something worse to him, something much worse.

"Noooo! Spare this Brotha's soul please merciful God!" he shouted out loud, Jade came out of his tent covering her front with his sleeping bag.

"Morning…who are you yelling at? You know what, save it when you've made us both breakfast. I need a shower, I think I got bit by some mosquitoes yesterday."

Andre was confused, doesn't she remember anything. Why wasn't she bringing anything up from tomorrow or what happened last night. Maybe she knew and decided to herself to keep it secret, or maybe she was so drunk off her ass she genuinely didn't remember. One could lead him to a confrontation with his friend Beck Oliver, the other would keep what they did a secret. He got started on making breakfast before going for his turn at a shower.

He let little Beck out of his cage so he could run around and stretch, He charged and crashed his head into Andre's legs over and over, even nipping at his heels.

"Alright hold it you little fat…I got some food for you. I thought your types ate grass, Well this isn't Australia, so I guess some lettuce or baby carrots would do for now."

Stepping inside the motor home to get something for the wombat, Andre caught a glimpse of Jade naked, she winked at him and walked inside the bathroom, closing and locking the door. Andre smirked and got lost in space for a moment, thinking about her and that feeling that got him into her in the first place. He was certain that she knew what they shared last night was for real, and even if alcohol played a major role in it, he was happy that she was smiling.

Outside, Little beck was making noises and scratching the door. "I'm coming, I'm coming. Cool your…uuh paws, or something."

Andre searched for any vegetables in the fridge that might still be there, there was only some Lettuce left over, but that was in case sandwiches were ever made. Andre did spot some apples and one orange, he wondered if Jade any fruits. He took them back to the wombat and watch him hold the apple in its mouth and run around like a dog. He ignored him and got started on making something for him and Jade.

He just needed some eggs, sausages and some bacon. He got started on making the fire first, then he could worry about cooking. Little did Andre know, Little Beck wandered off without him noticing.

(!) "Continued in the Next Chapter. Sorry for the Late update readers, but now that I'm done with Cold Howl, I got more time for Tiger Bar."