Enjoy it or die. It's short, just don't bitch about it. I'm cranky. I don't, in any way, own Naruto. If I did, I'd give you all autographs for reading this. Thanks for sticking with this story, it's been lifting my spirits up and I actually have enough happiness to write it. I've been having a cappy time lately. Fighting with a sibling and family and such. Enjoy chapter 5 :)
Jeen was wrenched away from Kabuto and thrust at a now naked Zetsu. She screeched and covered her eyes, trying to get away from everyone. From where she was standing, she could hear bashes and bangs, jutsus being performed, and curses from a loud Jashinist. When all was quiet, Jeen coughed and muttered,
" Are they gone?" Itachi looked at the small, fragile little girl who stood before some of the most feared S-Rank criminals in the world. It was actually quite funny.
" Yes. They are." Pein muttered. Everyone was transformed.
Except Konan. Poor, poor little blue kitty.
" Everyone! FIND SOMETHING DECENT TO COVER UP WITH." She screamed, trying to shield her eyes. The Akatsuki grabbed random blankets, curtains, and quilts to shield themselves. Konan had buried her head into the rug to keep from damaging her mind.
" I seriously think I need mind soap right now." Jeen muttered, laughing. Hidan snarled and stepped up to Jeen, picking her up by her shirts.
" SNOOKIE! ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR! DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH, BITCH!" Jeen smiled from behind her hands and revealed her mouth.
" Of course I do, my dear little Jashinist. Now, do you really think Jashin would be pleased with you when you kill one of his followers?" Hidan growled but shook his head.
" Then I think you know where your place is, hm?" Jeen smiled before spitting into his face.
" OI! YOUR GONNA DIE RIGHT HERE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Kakuzu sighed and punched Hidan down. Jeen fell to the ground in a heap.
" OI! Kakuzu that hurt!" Both Jeen and Hidan cried, rubbing their behinds. Pein snatched up Konan and put her under his arm.
" I'll be right back." he muttered before walking out of the room with a quilt wrapped around his waist. Jeen blinked. When they exited she jumped up and pointed in their direction.
" I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE A COUPLE!" The other Akatsuki members just stared at her and shook their heads.
" It gotten so obvious by our 2 year in the organization that we just stopped caring." Kakuzu said, the other members nodding their heads.
" Ok, Kisame, Itachi, you guys don't talk much do you?" Itachi just hn'ed and Kisame shook his head, flashing her a large grin. Sasori stepped forward and pulled her Cell out of her pocket. He started to examine it.
" You know, it's rude to…..what the hell am I saying, you guys are S-ranked criminals for Jashin's sake." She muttered turning around, but spinning quickly to look at them.
" Holy hell, you guys are S-ranked criminals!" She cried, tripping over her rug and falling onto her black couch. Hidan rolled his eyes and Itachi sighed. Zetsu shook his head, Kakuzu just ignored her comment, Tobi stared off into space, and the rest just rubbed their faces.
" Deidara, do you actually have the….." Jeen pointed to her palms. Deidara stared at her and sighed, lifting his hands up to show her their secrets.
" And…what do you do with those hands?" She asked.
" I- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" When Deidara was about to strangle Jeen, Kisame stepped forward and lifted me off the ground. Being the little bitch Jeen is, she stuck her tongue out at him and spit onto his nose.
" You are so, so lucky that Leader-San is restricting us from brutally KILLING YOU!" He screamed, trying to reach Jeen. Unfortunately, those efforts were futile, since Kisame is about 10 inches taller than the pipsqueak Deidara is.
" Aw, is little baby gonna cry cuz da big fishy got the girly wirly? And what happened to your little speech thing?" A vein in Deidara's temple pulsed as he, once again, lunged forward to kill her. Sasori started to fiddle with her phone, dropping it when a loud boom echoed from it's speaker.
" What the hell is that!" Kisame hissed, covering his ears. Jeen sighed and picked up her phone, hitting a few buttons before turning it off. " Don't mess with my phone if you want to live, got it bitches?" A few of them nodded before walking around her room, touching random things like her Ipod, Mp3 player, laptop, lamp, and other…random items you might find in a common room. Jeen sighed and walked out of her room, returning a few minutes later with a shit load of men's clothing.
" Put these on. They were my dad's. Kisame, I'll have to find something big for you. Same for you, Kakuzu. Unless, you want to wear an extra large dress that used to be my mom's?" Kisame's face turned pale ( a pale blue actually ) and they both shook their head. Jeen sighed. " Have it your way then." She made her way over to her laptop where she started typing in a few websites, Akatsuki fan fictions coming up.
" Read these." She sighed, pointing dramatically at the screen. Before Zetsu or Tobi could get a look, she stopped them. " You two might die if you read it, so stay there." Tobi and Zetsu threw each other a curious look. " Just trust me on this. If you do, you won't faint, kill, curse, or all of the above. Not choosing to heed my warning, will result in these actions and you will be in need of some serious mind soap. Do I make myself f****** clear?" Tobi nodded and Zetsu just walked away.
" Tobi will never get mad, Tobi likes Jeen-Chan!" He cried. Jeen rolled her eyes and turned on her heel. " Of course you do," She muttered, pulling him out into the hall,
" but Madara might not be so kind, eh?" Tobi flashed his sharingan dangerously at her. " How do you know about that?" he growled, glaring daggers into her eyes. Jeen didn't flinch, but a small tinge of worry fluttered in her eyes, giving Madara a small dose of satisfaction.
" It's common knowledge to most people here." Madara took Jeen by the neck and slammed her against the wall. Jeen's arms rose instinctively to his hands, trying to pry them off. " If you so happen to let slip my secret, I will, and believe me when I say, I will kill you, that I will. Do I make myself clear?" Jeen muttered a few curse words before she bobbed her head. Madara dropped her and slipped back into her room, leaving Jeen to gasp for quick breaths.
' I know one thing now.' She thought, her breathing pattern returning to normal.
' Madara can be a bitch when he wants to.' Jeen added, rising from the floor and heading downstairs. She turned swiftly to avoid the desk chairs, heading into the kitchen and grabbing a bottle of water. The cool liquid slid down her raw throat, soothing it to the upmost content. Jeen smiled and strode back upstairs, into her room, and onto her couch. She laughed at the sickened faces of Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, and Kakuzu. Hidan, however, looked calm.
" I always knew those two where a couple. Those nasty bitches." He snickered, sparing a glance at Zetsu and Tobi. Zetsu jumped up and shoved everyone out of the way, blocking the rest of the screen with his fly trap as he started to read. Five minutes in, he took the monitor, and chucked it out the window.
" MY COMPUTER!" she screeched, thrusting her head and hands outside in a desperate atempt to catch it. The crash that echoed from the impact brought a tear to her eye. " My...computer...ZETSU YOU BASTARD! YOU GET MY COMPUTER BACK, NOW!" Zetsu, steam and flames coming from his eyes and ears, glared at the rest of the Akatsuki, who were struggling to contain their laughter, and turned to Jeen. Flipping her off.
" Thanks, Zetsu. I appreciate your manners of affection." She growled as said cannibal was leaving through the door.
Sorry for ending it so soon. I just got back from Vegas and I'd like to relax. Sorry to keep you all waiting. ^^ Anyways, so far I have 1 vote for Hidan, 1 vote for Sasori, 1 vote for Deidara, and 1 vote for Madara/Tobi. I'll keep this going for a little.
Q.) What would you do if you saw someone who looked EXACTLY like your favorite Akatsuki member?
A.) Deidara, I would stay up all night making sculptures with him ^^.
FunFact.) Jeen prefers to be alone then with her friends. It's like metal therapy. :)
Song of the day ( according to my mood ): For the first time by The Script.
I was in Vegas and when I was there, I saw a bunch of...let's just say, innapropriate woman, and once I saw them, it kinda made me ashamed to be a part of the female species. They should be ashamed -_-. Remember to vote on who you think should be with Jeen as a Couple! If you want my opinion, I would want Deidara or Hidan. Those would be fun to write about. Shout out to DaniZakari for writing the best fanfiction I have ever read. If you haven't read it, then you need a life. No offence, but seriously.
Gomenesai for the wait. Ta-ta for now.