Hello everyone! I am happy to say that I like writing this story and WILL continue. Please, keep up with the awesome reviews I enjoy them, almost as much as I enjoy writing regular Fan fic in my own room ^^. Thank you for all your support and Happy birthday to Sasuke. Enjoy chapter 6.
Jeen's P.O.V.
I threw my head back as the Akatsuki continued to read a fan fiction I wrote personally, on a notebook of course. Itachi's face was passive as usual, a curious flicker of emotion in his eyes every few minutes. Sasori and Kakuzu's eyes remained impatient as they finished sentences before the rest of the group. Deidara's eyes were filled with amusement and lust, taking up all the words greedily. Tobi was clueless about the book, only looking at the sketches I had at the spaces on the top. Kisame was bored with the whole thing, his eyes widening at the plot twists. Pein and Konan, who had returned, were just reading it with no hint of emotions whatsoever. Zetsu wasn't even in the room, who knows where he went, and Hidan was skipping pages.
This, I admit, angered me continuously to the point where I pulled him away from the book and kicked him into the couch, handed him my Mp3 player, shoved the head phones onto his head and played Three Days Grace for him.
He started to rock out like all Three Days Grace fans should do. Silly little Jashinist, no one can resist the Grace. I laughed and returned to observing the readers in the corner. Itachi raised his hand to sweep the hair out of his eyes, another flash of emotion sweeping through his eyes as he scanned another paragraph. Konan sighed and removed her eyes from the book, rubbing them.
"That is a gift you have, Jeen." She said in a monotone voice. I nodded at her and smiled.
"I try." She nodded her head and took a seat on my bed, Pein joining her after a few seconds. Pein looked at me with hard eyes.
"How did we get here?" He demanded.
Rolling my eyes, I sat up and looked him dead in the eye. "Did Tobi have anything to do with button pressing?" Pein shook his head.
"Did you use any unknown jutsu?" He shook his head.
"Did any of your members do anything before you were put into this dimension?" Pein thought about it for a second and Konan just stared at him.
"For god's sake, Pein was talking to Tobi at that time and the rest of the members were asleep." I smiled at Konan. "Thank you. Do you have any reason to believe that Orochimaru did this? Or maybe Konoha?" Again, Pein thought about it.
"Orochimaru, maybe. He was acting a little suspicious at that time." He finally said. I nodded my head, taking some time to think.
"Hey, ugly bitch!"
My head snapped up to glare at Hidan. "What the hell do you want, bastard?"
Hidan stood up and made his way towards me, sitting himself on the floor beside my feet. He pointed to the Mp3 player. "How do you get this shit to replay?" I shook my head and chuckled.
"Simple." I leaned down and pressed a button, the music starting over. Hidan nodded his head in thanks and continued to listen.
I looked towards the people reading, surprised to see Zetsu now standing behind them, reading as well. Sasori and Kakuzu had finished ahead of them again and were now impatiently waiting for the next page.
"For god's sake…" Kakuzu muttered, flipping the page while the others were still reading. Itachi and Deidara looked pissed but the others just went with it. I merely chuckled at their antics. Sasori lifted his eyes from the page to the drawings on my wall.
"Did you make these?" He asked, cocking his head towards me.
"Yup. All 456, counted." Deidara reached up and pulled one down, looking at the unfinished Hidan I had drawn. It was only halfway done because I got lazy and decided to draw a Pein figure instead since he was easier.
"Hidan's got a fan then." Deidara muttered, looking at the Jashinist who was clueless to the whole scene, bobbing his head every once in a while. I rolled my eyes and took the paper away from him, pinning it back onto the wall.
"Trust me. All of you, including Zetsu and Kisame, have fans. A lot of fans."
Deidara smiled. "I have fans!"
I sighed and looked at Itachi. "If you keep frowning like that it'll eventually freeze in place." Itachi looked up to glare at me.
"I'm willing to take that risk." He said, giving me a small glare.
I didn't recoil, but I whistled. "Ok then. Have it your way." He went back to reading and I turned myself towards the window.
"Since Orochimaru is the only one to suspect, we have no problem with being suspicious of his acts. We have to be on the lookout. Understand? Are you even listening?" Pein growled.
I turned to look at him, snapping out of my trance. "Huh? Sure, yeah. Orochimaru… suspicion, yeah."
Konan chuckled and shook her head at Pein who, I swear, was trying to burn a hole into my face. "You will listen and you will understand. If you don't, we can kill you hear and now."
I smiled at him. "And why would you do that my awesome leader? If you kill me, who would you have to help you and your... friends?"
Konan scoffed. "They're not really our friends, they're just members." I rolled my eyes.
"Keep thinking that." I muttered.
Hidan's P.O.V.
I watched as the bitch made her way towards Pein and Konan, her mouth moving after an angry glare was sent her way. 'That girl is just weird. What kind of a bitch stands up to leader with a smirk on her face? No, what kind of bitch, who isn't even a ninja, stands up to leader with a smirk on her face? One who wants to die.' I shook my head and let one of the plugs fall from my ear.
"Are you guys hungry?" Jeen asked, turning to us. The idiots around the desk nodded their heads.
"F*** yeah! I'm hungry as hell, bitch." Jeen turned to look at me, giving me a sickly sweet smile.
"Hidan, dear, one more heinous outburst like that and I might chuck you out into the backyard like Zetsu did to my computer. Got it?" I nodded. 'What a scary bitch!' I thought.
"Everyone who doesn't want to eat oatmeal, follow me." Everyone stood up and started to walk in her shadow.
"Oi, Jeen." I started.
Jeen turned around and frowned. "That's the first time you've called me by my real name." I recoiled.
"S-shut up!" Her grin returned. 'Jashin, what a beautiful grin she had. Wait… What? What the f*** are you thinking, Hidan? She's a bitch, remember! The one who named you SNOOKIE!' I shook my head and glared at her.
"Who else lives here?" Her grin widened.
"My bitch of a sister. She hates… you," she pointed at Kisame, "you," she moved her finger to Pein who's eye twitched, "and you." She stated, pointing at me.
"WHAT THE HELL? WHY DOES SHE HATE ME?" Jeen shrugged.
"She hates me too. I think it has something to do with violence. Frankly, I think she hates all of you." Everyone glared, but followed her down the stairs and into the kitchen.
"Ok, what shit do you want to eat losers." I glared at her, followed with several of the other members. "Alright, alright, just pick something out from the pantry." She gestured to a small door to the right.
I sprung forward, slamming into Kisame who had also burst forward. "Ow! That hurt, fish face!"
"Oh, my bad Hidan. Ladies first." He teased.
I fumed. "F*** YOU!" Jeen glared at us before she stepped forward and punched us both in the jaw. I stumbled backwards and fell onto the floor slamming my head on the wall behind me.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" I screamed, rubbing the back of my now throbbing head. Jeen smiled and gestured for Konan to step forward.
"Don't blame me. I'm just following Kisame's statement. Ladies first, bastard." She stepped on my head and let Konan through. I tried to scream at her, but all that came out were muffled arguments.
"Yeah, yeah. I hear you." She muttered, letting Konan pick out a type of food. I watched from the floor as she came out with a small, orange package.
Jeen released my head and I shot up, grabbing her by the shirt and lifted her off the ground.
"Listen, bitch. Punch me one more time, and I'll kill you." I growled, looking her in the eyes. I don't care what leader says anymore. This bitch is gonna die.
"Ok, Hidan. I hear you. I'll stop punching you." I smiled and put her down.
"Thank you." She gave me a smile and kicked me in between the legs. "Take that, bastard!"
I clutched the spot between my legs and groaned. "I warned you bitch."
She shook her head. "I agreed not to punch you. I just kicked you. You can't touch me, bastard." I groaned and laid there, still in pain as she turned her attention back to Konan.
Third Person P.O.V.
Konan handed her the package. "Jeen, what is this?" Jeen looked the package over before laughing.
"It's a kind of Instant Ramen. They come in different flavors." She stepped into the pantry and soon after, came out with several more packages in her hands.
"I have shrimp," Kisame's eyes lit up, "chicken, beef, cheddar, and chili." She strode over to the counter and dropped all of the packages down, letting the criminals step forward to choose. Kakuzu watched as Hidan got up, still clutching the spot where Jeen kicked him.
"Pathetic. What kind of a ninja lets a little girl kick him?" Hidan merely glared at Kakuzu and continued to curse. Jeen shook her head and let her attention return to the rest of the Akatsuki who were now looking the over the ramen closely.
"Strange flavors they have…" Sasori muttered, looking over the beef ramen, examining the back.
"Hey Jeen, hm? Do you have anything else? Like rice or something, hm?" Deidara asked, looking at the ramen with disgust.
"I take it ramen isn't your favorite. Let me guess, bakudan in oden?" Deidara nodded his head. Jeen sighed and pulled Deidara over to the fridge.
"Get something from here. Zetsu, I know you like meat. You can go out and find a hobo or something." Zetsu nodded and sunk into the ground. "Good. Put those unfortunate souls out of their misery." She muttered, making her way over to Itachi who was currently checking out a different content from the pantry.
"What is this?" He asked, turning himself in her direction. In his hand was a small box of macaroni and cheese. Jeen stared at him for a moment before blinking.
"Do you like noodles?" Itachi hesitated, but nodded.
"Do you like cheese?" Itachi shook his head.
"Then you won't like this. It's packed with cheddar." Itachi turned away and returned the box to its rightful place.
Jeen sighed and shook her head. "I have a feeling that this isn't going to turn out well." She said, looking over at the Akatsuki. At that moment, the door opened.
"Bye Tracy!" Jeen's head snapped towards the door. "I was right…" She muttered.
Fun fact: Ren is afraid of bugs. All bugs. Including sweet little butterflys.
Q: If you could KILL any Naruto character, who would it be and why?
A: I would scream and hug the shit out of them, even if they try to shoot me afterwards. :)
Song of the day: I fought the log and the log one. Dedicated to Sasuke! Happy birthday, Cocatoo-san!
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter as much as I did. I'm going to post this now since it's almost midnight, the end of Sasuke's birthday. Please review and I will continue the poll until chapter 10, when things get even more interesting. I'll repeat the question one more time. WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO BE PAIRED UP WITH JEEN? Thanks for reading!
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