Here's chapter 7 guys! Sorry it's short lol. Enjoy.
I only own Jeen and Ren. Ask me if the Akatuski are mine and die, because their not. I don't want to get sued for all I have. That isn't much.
Jeen's P.O.V
I gasped as I heard my sister enter the house.
"Quick! Hide! Transform, disappear! Just, do something!"I hissed frantically. The nine Akatsuki members scrambled to find a hiding place. Pein traveled up the wall and onto the ceiling, using a jutsu to blend in. Itachi just traveled up the stairs and into my room like the smart little ninja he was not bothering to waste any chakra. Tobi followed in suit of him. Hidan threw himself into the pantry and closed the door, letting Sasori in when he requested it and Kisame quickly ran into the garage, making sure to be as quiet as a mouse. Konan used her paper techniques to transform herself into a counter as Deidara ran all over the place, trying to find a hiding spot along with Kakuzu.
"For god's sake! Get under the table!" I hissed, knowing that we had no time left to think. Kakuzu ducked himself under, but Deidara decided to be a slow ass and lingered a bit too long.
At that moment, Ren walked into the kitchen with several bags in her hands.
"Hey, Jeen. I noticed you walked home." I glared at her and watched as her eyes drifted twards Deidara.
"Is that a Deidara cosplayer?" A cosplayer? He looks to way to similar to the Deidara on the real show to be a cosplayer! How dense can you get?
"Uh… sure. A cosplayer." Deidara turned to look at me, sending a questioning gaze my way.
"Oh. Well, where'd you find him?" I froze. How the hell am I supposed to answer that question!
"I got lost…and….Jeen found me, hm." Ren smiled and walked past us and towards the fridge.
"Oh, well, that was nice of you Jeen, but since when are there anime expos in this area?" She asked, reaching for a water bottle.
"Oh screw this shit. This is the REAL Deidara, bitch."
Ren turned around to glare at me. "REAL funny, Jeen. And what have I told you about calling me names?" I sighed.
"Not to, I know. I'm telling the f****** truth. Guys! Come out!"The rest of the Akatsuki came out of hiding shocking Ren. When Itachi and Tobi came back downstairs Ren's eyes opened wide.
"M-M-M-M….!" I clamped my hand over her mouth and hissed into her ear.
"If you want to live, you won't say anything about Tobi. Got it?" She nodded and I let her go. If I were Madara right now, I'd want to strangle her. Ren's eyes were wide when she saw Hidan and Kisame enter, but they got even wider when they saw Kakuzu.
"Oh my god! Is that Kakuzu?" Here comes the fan girl moment. Ren flung herself at Kakuzu and hugged the living shit out of him. I swear I just saw a flash of fear in his eyes.
"What the…get her off of me. Now." Scared for my sister's life, I yanked her back.
"It's a good idea if you don't hug the S-rank criminal ok, Ren?" Ren squealed again before nodding. "Sorry, Kakuzu. You're her favorite Akatsuki member. She's a bit of a money saver too and she hates Hidan. Just. Like. You."
Hidan glared. "Again, why the f*** do you hate me?"
Ren stared at Hidan before glaring. "You and Jeen are masochistic freaks. That's why. Masochists are weird and gross. Plus, I find your excessive talk about Jashin annoying. Is he even a real god?"
Hidan glared at us both before grumbling on about being a bitch. "Of course he is f****** real! Why the f*** would I lie about a god, you f****** bitch? Heathen! The almighty Jashin shall punish you for your heathen ways, bitch!" I chuckled and started to introduce them.
"Ren, Akatsuki. Akatsuki, Ren. There. Now be a happy little group and get the hell off my case." I flipped Hidan off before turning around to start dinner.
"Sit down at the table and be quiet. If you don't, I'll be forced to feed you to Zetsu. I'm talking to you Kisame, Deidara, and Hidan. Especially you, Hidan." Deidara glared at me but took a seat in silence.
"Oi! F*** you bitch!" I smiled at Hidan.
"Love you too!" I called as I started to cook Tobi's food. That bastard, he thinks he can push me around in my own house. I'll kill him. That one eyed, lollipop bastard is going down.
"Speak of the devil…" I muttered turning around. "Tobi, I need to speak to you please." I gestured to him to come over.
"Ok, Jeen-San! Tobi's a good boy, right?" Tobi got up and skipped over.
"Yeah, sure. Whatever." I said dismissively.
As he approached me, his skips got smaller and smaller until he was walking like a normal man would. "What is it?"
I shuddered at his deep voice, but stood up proudly. "I need you to do me a favor."
He raised an eyebrow. "And tell me, why should I help you? I can easily transfer everyone back home to avoid your assistance." I lifted a hand and flipped him off. That's right, bitches. I flipped almighty Madara off. Take that, elders.
"If you really could you would have already, but since you can't blow your cover now you need my help. Now, follow my rules, and I won't kick you out. Got it, oversized teddy bear?" Madara gave me a hateful glare through his one eyed mask, but nodded anyways. "Good boy, Toe-bee. Now, go into the fridge and take out the lettuce and what not. Make a salad. An awesome ninja like you can do that right?" He said nothing but turned on his heel and skipped over to the fridge. I hid a laugh. Madara is skipping. Madara… is skipping like a little boy. It's too cute.
Turning back to my soup I let out a giggle. Out of view from the others, who were laughing about something at the moment, he looked at me and gave me an obscene gesture.
"Well! No need to get so violent, bastard." I muttered under a cough.
Madara/Tobi P.O.V
This girl was annoying. Especially to Madara. Not Tobi. To think that she wasn't intimidated by me, not even the slightest bit of fear was present in her big, beautiful- what is wrong with me?
I cannot and will not let her influence me in that matter. It is unheard of. Besides, I've seen prettier eyes in my years. Scowling at her now, I pulled out what seemed to be lettuce and carrots and set them on the counter, busying myself with the other ingredients in suit.
Cautiously, I turned my head to look at her. She was currently cutting up what appeared to be leeks. I hate leeks. She better not put those in my soup, the bitch.
Who, in their right mind, puts leeks in Ramen?
Maybe Hidan was correct. She is a psycho. A crazy bitch. A mental bitch. The actions in which she performs cannot be described by such words as unworthy as crazy and mental. Psycho, maybe, but crazy was an understatement.
She knows who I am, she knows what I am capable of, she knows that I am even more dangerous than the Akatsuki combined, and she knows that I can kill her whenever I felt the need to, but why… why was she acting like a complete superior in intellect and experience? This girl was so… nerve-racking. So frustrating that it hurt to think about it and it angered me to no end.
After all that complaining I wanted to give her a slow and painful death. No one in my entire lifetime has dared to flip me off. Well, except maybe Deidara, but that was to poor innocent Tobi. That fool. Someday his attitude will get him killed.
As my thoughts trailed off so did my eyesight and I barely noticed when I cut my finger halfway in the process of cutting carrots. Can my day get any better? I sucked in a deep breath.
"AHHH! TOBI CUT HIMSELF! SOMEBODY HELP TOBI! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI CAN'T DIE YET! TOBI DOESN'T WANT TO BLEED OUT LIKE HIDAN! WAHH!" Out of the corner of my eye I watched Jeen flip around and stare at me like I was the insane one. Funny little wench. The fools at the table sighed as they looked at my prancing around, holding my finger out as if it were contagious.
"Just. Hold. Still. Tobi." Kakuzu growled as he tried to reach me with his tentacles. I've seen pretty much everything, but one thing I haven't seen is someone like Kakuzu. Silly little miser... He doesn't know how special his is.
As he stitched up my finger I didn't notice Jeen sneak up on Hidan with a knife, preparing to strike at his head. When I did though, I tried to hold back a smile.
No. I haven't smiled in years and this girl was not going to break that streak. Unfortunately, my body betrayed me. Damn it all. Damn it all to hell.
Everyone thanks for reading :D. I love you all. Review or die.
FunFact: Jeen and Ren get along pretty well, but if you try to take Ren's Pocky she will brutally disfigure you.
Question: When you finally kill that person what would you do with the body?
Answer: I'd kill Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, or Danzo. Basically, I'd kill anyone that'd try to mess with my Akatsuki. No one touches the bitches without dying got it?
Song of the day: Yiruma; River flows in you.
That song makes me cry. Sorry for the super short chapter, but I have colorguard practice every morning this week and I have to do a shit load of chores this week since my parents are crippled right now. Thank you so much for all your reviews and the poll will be over by chapter 10. Madara is winning so far with a close second of Hidan. Afer Hidan is Deidara and after Deidara is Itachi. Madara would be fun to write about, but Hidan would be cool too. Whatever floats your boats. In that case, it's a lot of boats. I love you guys!